Heres mine, I was pulling up to a stop light with nobody in front of me except a car in the next lane at the stop light. Well he starts reving up his engine, and I look at him and my its my old friend with my ex girl in the passanger seat, and there laughin gayley and he said go when the light turns green, well light turns green and i stalled mah engine and he took off, felt so embarassed infront of my ex and my friend. I accidently let go of clutch before i pushed the gas hehe

2002 Subaru Impreza WRX

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS 10th Anniversary OZ Edition

okaaay }>

Eclipse-15.621 @ 89.5 mph
M3-13.192 @ 111 mph
Pick your poison!
http://www.onlineshowoff.com/index.asp?section=profile&username=endless73

Not a pressure player...lol..something like that happend to me next to a stang.

I was about to put it when when it blew.

j/p

How about getting beat by pieces of shit because I own an auto 2gnt?

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98 ESi
95 GS

On my 20th birthday I went to get gas in town and in front of about 20 people I drove away with the pump nozzle still in my car. I ripped the hose right out of the bay. My two buddies that were in my car were laughing their asses off.

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I was at New England Dragway at the import event in 2000, and I though I was going to be clever and make my own fiberglass intake with a resonance chamber (theoretically, it would tune your car for more HP at a certain RPM range, it fit onto the upper part of my iceman intake). Well, this thing was ugly, really ugly, but it worked. It didn't give more or less pwer than the iceman, but it worked.

The problem was it wasn't attached so well to the car. It seems fiberglass and epoxy resin gets a little soft if heated up too uch

Here's the embarrasing moment. I was in line at the drag strip and pulling in front of the burnout box, when I turned the wheel to straighten the car out and moved forward, I hear this loud crunching sound. I get out of the car and see my ugly intake laying onthe ground behind the car. It had charred slightly as it hit the header when it fell out. So, naturally I ran out of the car to get it and threw it inthe back seat and did the drag run without it.

The only thing was, the stands were packed, I mean PACKED to capacity, so EVERYONE saw this piece of something or other fall out of the back of the car and though my car was falling apart at the line! A few people had to come by and ask me what the hell was going on and what on earth I was thinking.

"Tutto fa brodo."

Todd Scungio
98 RS
15.173 @ 90.70 MPH

And also a 2011 Ralliart

Hmm. Lets see. Uh, it had to be tonight when I was at the track. I did a dry burnout with 18psi in my tires and overrevved. I heard a clanging noise but figured it was the mustang next to me. So, light goes green, and I go to launch it and the car doesnt move. I check to see if its in gear, and it is. So, me and the other guys at the tree push it back and what do I see. A big trail of transmission fluid and pieces of the bell housing and what appears to be pieces of some gears laying on the track in a puddle of fluid. Yeah, it was embarassing when a few hundred people were laughing at me, and I held up the last run at the night after we had all waited for 2 hrs after a piece of shit Chevy broke. Ahem. So. There you are.

91 awd: 60-1, 880's, E-Prom, etc.
93 awd: JDM 6 bolt, K&N, full exhaust, Wally 255, otherwise stock.

R.I.P. the original "Factory Freak"
15.5's with short ram and catback only
1996 RS 5-speed

mine wasnt racin, but i was takin this hot a$$ chik up to the valley of fire to see the sunset (i know, kinda gay, but she like the idea).

anyways, its about an hour and a half straight into the desert from vegas, and my ecu shorts out after an hour of drivin in the desert.

i had to walk for like 20 minutes to get my cell to work on analog, then wait 3 hours for a tow truck.

cool thing is that a helicopter was circliing above us for like 3 minutes and i told her to flash her boobs to them, and i gotta great shot.


once satan replaced my ecu, i took her back up there.

i know she was embarrased when i didnt have any napkins for her head of road she gave me.

03 srt-4 13.130@112.47mph (n2o, stock turbo, 10/2003)
now: 20g, portfueler, bpu+++ (track/dyno times tbd...)

i farted on your wiki

>How about getting beat by pieces of shit because I own an
>auto 2gnt?

hahhaah that's so true...how about me getting beat my old ladies in suv's that aren't even trying to race me. I swear, like someone in a mercedes will be driving calmly, and i'll be flooring it just to keep up hehe.

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2004 WRX - WR Blue Pearl
1997 Eclipse GS - Royal Sapphire Pearl

"i know she was embarrased when i didnt have any napkins for her head of road she gave me."

Uh. What the hell does that mean? I have a hunch.

91 awd: 60-1, 880's, E-Prom, etc.
93 awd: JDM 6 bolt, K&N, full exhaust, Wally 255, otherwise stock.

R.I.P. the original "Factory Freak"
15.5's with short ram and catback only
1996 RS 5-speed

chill on your hunch, i didnt wanna offend anybody.

03 srt-4 13.130@112.47mph (n2o, stock turbo, 10/2003)
now: 20g, portfueler, bpu+++ (track/dyno times tbd...)

i farted on your wiki

lmao.. ahah sean RH.. whooo hooooooo

I love dino and 2gnt. ####ers (my word) bliz stole it but i let him borrow it

not embarassing, well it is but not really, I was racing a vette, in my stock auto 99, don't think he knew it at first, my mom and I were driving, and I floored it, beat him off the line foo!!! well when he realized I was racing him, he walked me like I was going backwards!

turbo8u: "jiggle jiggle then vroom vroom pshhhh"
-Mike Pruett
2gnt member# 976
MOPAR Stage 2
SRTForums.com member #37 (Yeah, I signed up when it first came out, and ended up getting one, cool huh?)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

when my tranny blew i was racing a civic ... back then i was ignorant to the problems that manual shifting does ... i went off the line at the light in first .. and pulled on him ... threw her into second .. and nailed it almost to redline .. having at least a few cars on him i decided to rev on it high into second .. ( so i could get that jumpy look high in the rpm range ) well i released the gas and nailed it .. bang the trans coolant seals broke and i fryed away almost all the gears and fused the plantary overdrive gear ... the civic passed me beeping his horn ... as i rolled in "n" smoking like the mountains in afganastan .. lol oh well

Unorthadox racing pulley
Aem short ram intake
Apex-i N1 cat-back(2.5)
Nakiyama flat black euro tails
Black projection headlights
Oz m

This one sucked.... a week after i met my girlfriend we were walking towards my car and she just commented on how nice it looks. And that she bets i never have problems with it because it looks like i take care of it. I started it up when i heard an loud BANG! then a subsequent CLANK CLANK CLANK with smoke pouring out of the hood. I shut it off and popped the hood and didnt see anything obviously wrong. so i have my GF bump the starter while i watch the engine. And then i saw it.... I blew a spark plug out of the motor!

John 96 GS

crazy yo

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civic pulls next to me and revs at a light.. light turns green.. i power break and took off on him . anyway top of first 1- 2 cars ahead i shift into second (these were my manual shift days.. and the reason i dont do it anymore) i climb to the top of 2nd and he is like 2 or 3 cars behind.. i release the gas and rev it to add insult to injury .. well this blew my tranny ...smoke and Fluid everywhere.. he passed me and threw on the hazards ..grrrrrrrrrr

oRACLe's 1997 RS




ThE oRACLe says: "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn ... and its non-dairy .."

Mine would have to be when racing motocross I went out there and forgot to turn the gas on and ran out of gas in the final corner.

welp mine would deffinately be about 2 weeks after i got my car. i live close to a town of about 4000 people.. and next biggest town is failry big, but still, not many eclipses around this area, and well girls around here love eclipses... so apparently i was the new stud in town or something with my car. so anyway i got 2 girls in my car and were driving to get some food. i pulled up to a light.. still in 3rd girl with clutch in. and i start to drive off when the light hits green, with a bunch of cars behind me.. it dies, try again, it dies, did this about 8 times b4 i realized i was still in 3rd gear, lol it was prettty embarresin.

Damn! Being beaten by a stock (except removed exhaust) 02 civic coupe. only by one or two car lengths but still!

Engine mods-
RS Akimoto short (P.O.S.!) intake, Greddy Sport Cat-back ex.
Suspension-
Ground Control Coil-overs,KYB AGX shocks, RS Akimoto strut bar(front) TSW Trouphies 18x8,Nitto 555's.
Exterior-
Paint! C.F. Hood, Z3 fenders, Street Fighter Gen 2

Remember me?

Mine would have to be when I raced for the first time, I didnt know what i was doing, and i dropped it at 3000 rpms and then floored it, and lets just say i didnt really go anywhere. at least, it was only me and my friend and not a bunch of people on a saturday night.

haven't had one yet, but once I turn 16 and start driving alone I can pretty much guarantee this message will change to something pretty funny

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-Mike Pruett
2gnt member# 976
MOPAR Stage 2
SRTForums.com member #37 (Yeah, I signed up when it first came out, and ended up getting one, cool huh?)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

I think mine is when I first got my GS. I was cruising along in fifth and by buddy was running alongside me in his Civic. This was the second time I had ever driven a stick. I wanted to downshift and bury my friends civic. Well I pushed the clutch in and tried to "find" fouth and found second instead. I'm glad I didnt let the clutch out all the way.

- No Purchase Neccesary. Details Inside.

Well I hate to admitt this but my GF killed me in her camaro. We were at a light goin to her house(1st time i was there), well the light turned green and I redlined 1st and 2nd, she pulled right by me and took a car or 2 on me. Later I asked her if she was tryin(because she love to drag) but to my surprise she said "no, I had it at half. Were u tryin" I was embarassed as hell.

Sex should be like a Honda, slow, obsecne, and loud enough to wake the neighbors!!

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Mine was back in 97 or 98. I had a 92 Hyundai Excel, chrome hub caps, the worx. I was checkin out these girls that were driving in the lane next to me, when all of a sudden BAM!! The road narrowed and I ran it up on the curb, bent a wheel, messed up the whole front end.

Dang i cant believe this post is still going. I posted this the 1st day I joined. That was Jan. 2nd and now its 3 months later. Man there are a lot of use who have been embarassed.


1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS 10th Anniversary OZ Edition
Check Out My Site For Mods And Pix
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2002 Subaru Impreza WRX

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS 10th Anniversary OZ Edition

Well, I was racing my friend that has a 97 hatch of course it has a motor swap, anyways we took off at the line and I start to pull on him until forth gear, well what happen was I didn't put in forth I decided to shift into second like a jackass, going about 90 and putting it into second is not a good idea, my car just jerked forward like I was slamming on the breaks, I blew the bottom end.

LOL!!! that's just too much...

my embarrasing moment happened about a year ago. i pulled up to a mustang gt at a red light. he was revving his engine like crazy, and so i responded. i was so anxious cause it was my first real race with someone on the road. i kept staring at the light getting ready for it to change. when the left turn light came on, i was so nervous that i popped it in gear and took off, thinking it was the green light for me to go. the cars turning left honked at me and i knew the guy in the mustang was laughin his ass off. thats my moment.

Jason
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99 White GS
Tanabe Super Racing Medallion
Apex-I S-AFC, Springs
AF/X Underdrive Pulley
Fully tied suspension

I kinda felt big at a stoplight and decided to rev at a 99 ss! I actually got the wholeshot and proceeded to pul about 4 or 5 cars on him and then he flew by me at about 40 or so and then i just got behind him hehe! Those SS's are fast but they are ugly!

don't feel like typing a list!
white 98 gs

I have 2
First was when I had my civic and the clutch went out the first day I took it to school during lunch. Bad enough I had my boy in the car, but there was a really hot girl too!

2nd was wedesday when I had to take the RS to my uncles body shop and explain to him that I managed to run into a 9 foot high stone wall.
what made it wose was that I had bought the car from his shop, so all the mechanics knew it since it had just been there to get fixed, so everyone was like WTF? didn't we just send that thing out?

1995 RS
new engine, I think I'm just going to leave it stock now.

Well, last year, I was driving with a girl I was, um, getting to know better. Yeah, that's it. Well, then I hear bang, clank clank... spun a rod doing about 95 MPH at 3AM. Ah well. She liked how I kept composed and calm throughout, and we still wound up hooking up. Bizzarre. My other embarassing moment was my last trip to the track. My first run netted me an 18.1. Yes, EIGHTEEN! Well, wheelspin was a bitch, and not having the front and rear motor mounts didn't help, and the extra 400 lbs of crap wasn't beneficial. So I have a turbo AWD guy drive it. Didn't launch and didn't redline. Netted a 22.1. Todd (VX-100) took her for a spin and redeemed me with a 16.7. Not a good night. :::-D::

Dude, Boeing called. They want their wing back.

Dark0ne95: There is a butthole on that girl that his going to feel the wrath of 23 yeras of worldwide hate.
Me: Can I put that in my sig?
Dark0ne95: GO right fucking ahead.

hmm it's pretty embarassing when you understeer and plow into cones during an autox and everyone saw you do it. Or try to bust a fat drift you do something stupid like step on the brake or upshift. That stuff just wastes you time and feel cheated.

Hmm I guess the most embarassing was when I first built my Home Depot ABS cold air extension intake and I just attached my HKS filter to the extension and didn't have anything to clamp to the stock piping. SO thinking yeah I'm badass I'll go take my car to the illegals (yeah this was back in the day when I used to do that nonesense) and I yeah intake is working great little more power and all. Then while I'm driving up a bridge following the other rice burners I feel a clunk followed by a draging noise. SO I pull over on the bridge with my hazards on and I'm horrified to see my extension and HKS filter are dragging under the car. I'm like whew the filter is ok just alittle scratched up. SO I put it on the the short arm and hand tighten it. Big mistake on the FREEWAY I feel a clunk, I'm like OMG WTF was that. ANd my friend is with me and all I felt hella embarassed. So we go to were we wanna go and I find out the freakin bolt loosened and the cage for the HKS filter fell out with the filter element. The rest of the night I'm driving around with no filter while it sprinkling and depressed. Then when I got home I busted out OH NO the stock intake box O_o! I sure felt the loss of power! So I had to go make CAI stage 2 and I won't get into that, but it ends with a happy story hehe....

http://www.hadesomega.info -car specz and movies 95 Eclipse RS | 76' 280Z | 89' MR2 | 99 Neon | 91 Zephyr
Who sez FF can't drift?

My most embarrassing moment was when I was 15, almost 16, and got my first car, a 1987 Fiero. IT was my first time driving stick, and it have a worn shifter. So needless to said it keep dying on me. And to make it worst when I pull up to a stoplight, my car run out of gas!! The fuel gauge was broken and it wouldn’t move!! LOL It was stick on 1/4 tank!! I keep trying to start it, but to no prevail. My friend and I had to push it out of the highway. Then we walked to the gas station one block down, and just some gas. You guys wont believe the rest of the $h*t that happen to me that night, so i going to leave it out. I glad I got rid of that car!!

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i know this is an old topic but this is REALLY bad.

After an import show at the Tacoma dome, lines of people are still outside waiting to get in. I pull out of the parking lot and stop for dome pedestrians. Well the stupid tranny only goes halfway into gear and stops and i drop the clutch. ---shudder--- it was bad, f**king chrysler transmission!!!

me with A-10's Avenger Cannon- can you say depleted uranium rounds?

www.blackjupiter.com (gaming computers - tell everyone you know!)
MODS:

Engine= 60mm TB, Greddy 4-1 Headers, AEM Short Ram, MSD Wires,

sittin at a stop like with a cop behind me i figured i would smoke the tires right in front of him ha..... needless to say i got pulled over but atleast i didnt get a ticket out of it. he pretty much just said dont be dumb ha

99 Eclipse, n1 catback exhaust, ebay header, ractive cai, udp, crower stage 2 cams, 4g63 crower valve springs, apexi safc,egr block off

my most embarassing moment happened about 4 months after I got my talon esi, I was just driving along minding my own business when at this stop light some fool in a truck tries to race me, being that I wasn't in the mood I held back but he cut me off all nasty so I had to move into another lane, cutting off another fool in a mustang. so the guy in the mustang cuts me off and pissed the hell out of me, unluckily there were no lights anymore as we were entering the freeway. anyway, long story short, I ended up passing him going 135mph got to see the stupid look on his face just before I saw the stoplights at the off ramp, tried to slam on the brakes and went spinning off the interstate into a ditch.

yep, thats worse then mine. Car damage always takes it!

me with A-10's Avenger Cannon- can you say depleted uranium rounds?

www.blackjupiter.com (gaming computers - tell everyone you know!)
MODS:

Engine= 60mm TB, Greddy 4-1 Headers, AEM Short Ram, MSD Wires,

My old civic. backed into a taurus and the rear bumper fell off(Stoopid rust) and um yeah all my freinds came to the house to see it

1995 RS
new engine, I think I'm just going to leave it stock now.

this post is still alive after around 6-9 months? damn haha

turbo8u: "jiggle jiggle then vroom vroom pshhhh"
-Mike Pruett
2gnt member# 976
MOPAR Stage 2
SRTForums.com member #37 (Yeah, I signed up when it first came out, and ended up getting one, cool huh?)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

No shit, thats what I was thinking.

91 awd: 60-1, 880's, E-Prom, etc.
93 awd: JDM 6 bolt, K&N, full exhaust, Wally 255, otherwise stock.

R.I.P. the original "Factory Freak"
15.5's with short ram and catback only
1996 RS 5-speed

dsmn solider, i think having to drive your 2gnt with your parents is embarassing enuff!

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Well its not my story, but it was a friend of mines and he owns a 2gnt.
Well my friend was driving his girlfriend home at 3am. He turned left at a stop light and his girl friend flew out the door. She was hammered and didnt close the door hard because she didnt want to wake the neighbors. Half her face is gone and she needs plastic surgery.
I bet my friend just beat the crap out of her and then made up a story. }>

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11.65 @ 115

>dsmn solider, i think having to drive your 2gnt with your
>parents is embarassing enuff!




excuse me? I've been 16 a while now, this post is older then my grandmas ass......lol

turbo8u: "jiggle jiggle then vroom vroom pshhhh"
-Mike Pruett
2gnt member# 976
MOPAR Stage 2
SRTForums.com member #37 (Yeah, I signed up when it first came out, and ended up getting one, cool huh?)
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

My vote is for the intake at the track.



Daren

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Star Stage 3
with no traction
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when i was still a n00b at draggin my car, and my GRANDMOTHER beat the hell out a civic that i'd had some problems with. turns out she used to drag back in the day

Here's mine in the Eclipse: I was making a right turn in front of a mall, when I heard a big BANG. I knew I obviously hit something on the right hand side, so I turned left to avoid it... then you can hear a grinding sound after. I turned to the side and pulled over when I saw these people waving at me. I was like, wtf? And they had in their hand my sideskirt. I got out, and I acted like nothing happened, and thanked the person that had my sideskirt. So here I am, taking a sideskirt back into my car like nothing happened in front of a busy mall (Puente Hills to be exact, and for those who know, they have lots and lots of beautiful girls that loiter around there) and I took off =)

did you ever forget to put the nitrous jets in????
i did fastest 1/8 mile ever.....BANG BOOM BING
no more motor.. it was in our shops 98 golf gti vr6....
this was 2 years ago so the car was still under warrenty so i got it fixed for free,,, psssssst dont tell them

tha fastest 420a eclipse in canada ( right Keith )

Ok on January 9th 2003, i am going to celebrate this long ass thread. ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. What we gonna do?

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS 10th Anniversary OZ Edition
Check Out My Site For Pix
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/EclipseRaceR/MyEclipse/

2002 Subaru Impreza WRX

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS 10th Anniversary OZ Edition

lock the damn thing and put it out of it's misery

"Tutto fa brodo."

Todd Scungio
98 RS
15.173 @ 90.70 MPH

And also a 2011 Ralliart

F that.... i had a "good" embarassing moment, tia............

03 srt-4 13.130@112.47mph (n2o, stock turbo, 10/2003)
now: 20g, portfueler, bpu+++ (track/dyno times tbd...)

i farted on your wiki

I read half this post and thought it was recent up until one of the threads mentioned it was from Jan. Anyway, My most embarrassing moment is goin over some railroad tracks and having a peice of my bumper fall off in the middle of an intersection. I thought I could fix it with fiberglass resin so I parked my car and ran back about a block up into the intersection to receive my broken peice of bumper. My friend didnt seem to give a shit because he was on his cell. But all the cars waiting for me to get the hell out the street during rush hour seemed to.

Mods & Pix Here:
http://geocities.com/theplastik/

I say the worst moment for me was when I was at the drag strip with my 84 VW Rabbit. During the day I switched the nos from 50 to 75 shot thinking the engine could handle it. So when the light turned green and I pushed the button BOOM the entrie front of the car caught fire for a few secs from a mix of fuel and oil. What was even more funny when I opened the hood a piece of my piston was jamed in the radiator. Everybody was like damn.

Your Garage is not worthy
For the Masterpiece you built
That only looks like it cost a Fortune
While most flaunt their cars by going fast
You show off Standing Still

holy crap! Don't race rabbits. Another embarassing moment for me is drinking 14 bud ice's (1.5% alcohol each in half an hour) and throwing up and passing out at a party with 1/4 of my senior class looking on (no one else threw up or passed out). Actually, i think it made me popular... jk

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ok...I guess I'll join in. I have two. I was sitting at a red light with an s10 in the next lane over. Well,it was a guy driving with his girl. The light turned green and he took off really fast, so I punched it. Long story short, I grinded every gear and lost. it was my worst driving day ever! oh yeah! I also got completely SMASHED by a 2000 trans am! Right out of first gear and everything! Luckily it was at night and hardly anybody seen me!

18 focal g7's
custom exhaust
weapon r coilovers
stage 1 clutchmasters
shaved stuff:
antennae
rear wiper and squirter
spoiler
reverse lights

oh yeah...it's a 99 gs

My moment was when i was in my gs (body kit, decals the works ) one night on the bxriverparkway and here i am feeling all good about myself cruising at about 60mph when this old ass civic (91 bone stock looking dx hatch) was in my lane so i jump on his ass peeping my horn and shit so he would move and to my surprice he guns it so i gun it after him . I pull to his side and start to pass him by a couple of car lengths then as soon as we hit about 100mph he flew past me and kept going : O wtf!! I was in shock fuck embarassment that came afterward. So just my luck he gets off my exit and i pull up behind him at a light then this asshole throws the hazards on and rides away!!! I know i made his night.

p.s 1 month later i went star stage 1 .



96 gs-t
Boost,and air fuel gauge
Borla Exhaust and muffler
shitty 16" rims

not installed:
97-99 conversion
Sensie front
invader skirts
invader rear
double deck aluiminum wing
m-3 mirrors w/ led
Front strut bar
coilovers
reverse indiglo gauges
Kenwood excelon in dash tv/dvd
10 disc changer

wanted:
6 bolt motor
18" rims


Remdawgz@aol.com

96 gs-t
To much shit to list.


Remdawgz@aol.com

Mine would be in my 89 S-10 Blazer. It was my first car in high school and we had about 7 people crammed into it on the way to a party. Well I back out of the driveway and get distracted by one of the people in the back (they were messin with my hat) anyway I figured I would take car of them by gunning it and watching them roll around in the back...well it worked just fine the only problem was I was still in reverse and backed full gun into a light poll.....

Broke my back glass and dented the hell out of the tailgait and bumper. Boy I showed them!!

Chad

LONG LIVE THIS THREAD!!!

MODS:
3" PVC CAI, GST Muffler, Greddy 4-1 Header, AFX UDP, 55 mm bored TB, P&P Intake Manifold, Corbin intake spacer, gutted cat, Apexi S-AFC, KYB AGX Struts, Eibach Prokits, Excel TZ-10 Rims

being smoked on the highway by a old s-10, and I don't think he was flooring it much

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98 Silver Eclipse RS ATX
CAI, header, bored TB, Apex N1, Pro-kit/Tokico combo, custom lower tie bars, cross drilled/slotted rotors

yeah our autos suck imo.

96 gs-t
Boost,and air fuel gauge
Borla Exhaust and muffler
shitty 16" rims

not installed:
97-99 conversion
Sensie front
invader skirts
invader rear
double deck aluiminum wing
m-3 mirrors w/ led
Front strut bar
coilovers
reverse indiglo gauges
Kenwood excelon in dash tv/dvd
10 disc changer

wanted:
6 bolt motor
18" rims


Remdawgz@aol.com

96 gs-t
To much shit to list.


Remdawgz@aol.com

Had to keep it going for the new year!!}>

Bump ! Just for the hell-of-it


96 gs-t
To much shit to list.


Remdawgz@aol.com

96 gs-t
To much shit to list.


Remdawgz@aol.com

My moment was when I was chasing some buddies of mine down a suburben street and went to make a turn and hit some gravel (damn shitty tires) and spun, I avoided the all cars parked in the road. Brought her to a stop and went to check my pants, and let off the brake not thinking, rolled back into a damn mailbox and put a nice mailbox dent/scratch in my hatch. Just lovely. Also, none of my friends stopped to check on me. Like 3 other cars. And they all saw. I'm going to Best Buy to pick up some new friends. Damn.

>Ok on January 9th 2003, i am going to celebrate this long
>ass thread. ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. What we gonna do?

How about BUMP!

'98 GS

Happy belated Anniversary? =)

hmm, a year later im still posting in this thread, and about to turn 17, wow, this thread is like, part of my history

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-Mike Pruett
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>hmm, a year later im still posting in this thread, and about
>to turn 17, wow, this thread is like, part of my history

LOL LETS KEEP IT GOING 1 MORE YEAR!!!

96 gs-t
To much shit to list.


Remdawgz@aol.com

96 gs-t
To much shit to list.


Remdawgz@aol.com

i'm joining this thread. it would be funny to see this after a year. anyways...

my most embarassing moment was on rt. 2 east (here in massachusetts) racing some hondaboy. of course i raped his pitiful car, some type of early 90's accord with a jiggly buzzing fart can and altezzas. it was what happend afterwards that kind of sucked. hondaboy is now behind me, taking the same exit that i am. at the end of the exit ramp i want to take a right, but there is no right on red so i chill. of course, i'm concentrating if hondaboy is going to let me have enough room to do the "i have a 5 speed and i'm stopped on a hill so give me a break" thing, he's about 1.6 inches from my rear bumper. as i watch him in my rear view mirror, i see the light turn green - like a moron i start to release the clutch long before i give it gas and i stall like a n00bie. i can almost hear hondaboy laughing in his Starting-To-Rust-But-I've-Got-Altezzas-So-It's-All-Good 1992 accord automatic behind me. i should have probably been shot on the spot, for making a fool out of myself and my car.

well, that was long before i had a turbo. if it all happened over again, i'd just do the blow off valve thing a few times and he'd tweak and it would be all good. anyways, i'm done now.

2016 WRX STi Limited (current)
2001 A4 1.8tqms (donated)
1991 GVR4 #1933 (sold)
old.dsmregistry.com/detail.php?carid=218 (dismantled)

ive got a good one. i was obsessed with eclipses and expecially after i seen F&F (yah i know but i liked them before ). and i found my future eclipse sitting at a car lot. i had never driven a stick before either. he told me he would guide me along and he would be there in a sec just to start it up and wait. so i did and not knowing anything about them i didnt have the clutch in. i jumped over the log and flew off down the grass hill at the car lot then half into the road. he ran down and helped me get it back into the car lot. that wasnt a good way to start off the day. and in my test drive i killed it about 100 times in the middle of my town. and i continued to do that after i bought it for the next month or so .

96 Eclipse GS

Last winter I kept telling my girlfriend to be careful when driving in the snow and to pay attention whenever I drive in the snow because guys are better drivers blah blah blah. Anyway, we were on our way to a school dance with my friends who were in two other cars (one behind me and one in front) on a pretty snowy day and I started sliding a bit, panicked, and...DECIDED TO PULL THE E-BRAKE so I could stop. Yeah...the entire time she was shrieking and I was yelling "Don't worry I've got it!" while we spun out which seemed like for eternity and finally ended up in a ditch. So on of my friends got in front of the car and told me to ease on the gas while in reverse while he pushed from the front. I was still a little shaken up so I floored it and covered him in snow...he wasn't happy.

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HAVE: '04 Grand Prix GTP Comp G

heh. i'm sure i have a few... but the one that comes to mind immediately was when i was at a Sound & Security Specialists car show and i was parked in the lot across the street next to Uncivilized car club, and then i backed out of my space with 2 of my friends in the car and the lot wasn't level so i kept rolling back when i put it into drive and i didn't give it gas... long story a little longer was that i stalled my car in a parking lot infront of Uncivilized car club (whose members consist of like 3 guys and 4 good lookin females).
needless to say, there was much laughing at me going on






'95 RS 5spd "Mopey"
-Injen Intake
-Custom Exhaust
-Intrax Springs (dropped ~1.75")
-JVC KD-S570
-(2) Kicker Comp 12"

Needed: Boost, Wheels n Tires, Paint and some fiberglass, expanding foam

>heh. i'm sure i have a few... but the one that comes to mind
>immediately was when i was at a Sound & Security Specialists
>car show and i was parked in the lot across the street next to
>Uncivilized car club, and then i backed out of my space with 2
>of my friends in the car and the lot wasn't level so i kept
>rolling back when i put it into drive and i didn't give it
>gas... long story a little longer was that i stalled my car in
>a parking lot infront of Uncivilized car club (whose members
>consist of like 3 guys and 4 good lookin females).
>needless to say, there was much laughing at me going on
>

Lol I'm right with you. After getting my car my friend stalled his ZX2 and I was making fun of him and bragging about how I haven't killed it for a long time. We get in my car to go get something to eat. At the first stop light a Mustang GT with two hot girls pulls up next to us. My left foot is cramping so I let off the clutch thinking I was in neutral. Sure enough, it was in 1st and the car stalled right when the light turned green. That sucked. I had to hear it from my friend AND the girls saw the whole thing. Stupid manual tranny.

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HAD: '98 Eclipse RS

HAVE: '04 Grand Prix GTP Comp G

Well, here goes mine...

One time I was racing my friend's Integra GSR w/ one of the hottest girls I've ever seen riding in my car (at around 3am) on a hwy, and we were pulling into a Wal-Mart, which was on the other side of the 4 lane divided hwy, I crossed the intersection then gunned it down a straight away (there was NO ONE around) and praciticing many of times, I proceided to drift at a small little parking lot intersection into a 1 way, 1 lane road w/ concrete curb on each side @ around 40 mph. I told the amazingly hot girl to "hang on" or "watch this" or something cocky, and started the drift early and properly. I didn't realize quite how narrow the road I was going into was, and I almost made it!!....almost... As I started removing the wheel from the direction of the turn (straighting it up), I straightened it to soon, my tires caught girp, and sent me flying into the far curb as if I understeered. This was when I was riding on my stock 14" Eagle Talon Hubcapped Steel Wheels. All the people waiting in the parking lot for us had to dodge the hubbies that went flying off my car as if it were a skeet range. I rolled up to everyone lauging there ass off as if they have never lauged before on blacks with my wheels wobbling as if they weren't attached to my car. I made a complete ass of myself

Joel Baldridge, ASE Certified Master Technician, Audi Certified Expert Technician

Ok here goes: Last week on like a saturday afternoon I was driving w/two buddies in my car to go out to eat. This car, it was a total POS..but it looked like an early 90's or late 80's crown vic or even lincon...well he comes flying by me and cuts me off. We pull up to the light together and he looks at me...granted, I have 2 big dudes in my car w/me, but I was thinkin' "well, its only a damn crown vic"...I launched wrong but was still way out ahead...thing is, he was letting me go...he then gunned it when I had about 5 car lengths on him and proceeded to pass me....and I mean PASS ME. I got my butt handed to me.

Oh yeah, and I missed the turn to the restaurant

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Black 98 GST missing her owner and looking for a new one...Inquiries welcome

Crown vic's are no joke dude. The police ones are even crazyer, my friends got one.

Anyways this is the best story ever! heh. My friend just picked up his car from getting his brakes done. They did'nt tighten the lugs on one of his front wheels! He was taking a turn and the one of the front wheels poped off, his car sparked acrost the ground, and the wheel went rolling down the street. Well this was in a suburban area, people were out on the street and stuff. Everyone started laughing at him until they noticed the wheel just hit this guys dog as he was walking it on the sidewalk! I seriously almost pissed my pants!!

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four nails four corners four riders and four horses

aight this is one for my friend. We were at a college in a parkin lot cuz we were meetin up with some girls and one of my friends was drinkin. Well a cop was about a couple hundred yards away and turns its lights on so my friend got into his car and backed it up into a pole denting the crap out of his car and knocking the light down. We got out of there and noticed it was a rent a cop and he wasnt even coming after us

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Hehe... I have plenty of interesting stories, but most were in POS cars. Anyway, I remember i was driving an auto and i was trying to act all cool so i revved the engine and nuetral dropped it pulling out of a restaurant. The sad thing is i somehow put it in reverse instead of drive and nearly ran into some guy in a new truck behind me. Embarassed, I gunned it and pulled out onto the highway and he thought i did it on purpose. He road my bumper, then pulled along side me, flipped me off and tried to run me off the road. The guy in the passenger seat pulled out a handgun and fired a shot (just in the air i think, but still damn scary).

Another time, i was driving along in a hurry to get to work and i was weaving in and out of traffic and apparantly i cut off the wrong dude... he pulled up next to me and started yelling profanities, so i looked over at him and was like WTF dude... then i look in front of me and traffic is stopped... i slam on the breaks, but didn't have enough time to stop... hit the car in front of me, which hit the car in front of her. not a good day.

Then I was out w/ a bunch of my friends and we all left to go to the bowling alley down the street. Well me being the skilled driver that i am, I try to drift around a corner going way to fast and i slam into the cement curb. bent my control arm and destroyed a wheel, tire, and some other alignment parts... sad thing is no one saw it happen cause they all went a different way to the place. I show up 10 minutes later (cause i walked the rest of the way) and i got to explain my stupidity.

I have MANY MANY more, but i'll leave it at that for now.

Anyone know anyone who can help me tune this in the Pittsburgh area (Greensburg)?

mines pretty simple... i was at sear's point raceway for one of the norcal meets and i made it to the third round, everyone else was gone. so i pull up to the line, green, go through 1st, 2nd, go into third and it doesnt engage. it grinds like a mofo and after it finally gets into gear...it slips soo bad. finished my run at 17.9@75mph. oh yea, i lost to an EX civi it was a long ride home.

-matt

97 Eclipse GS-T with 6-bolt engine

Ok i mihgt add mine. Its long but funny as hell

Ok the day before i had slept with this girl. We really didnt know each other, hell i only knew her first name. Are friends where dating thats how we new each other. well the next day she comes over my friends house with my friends girlfriend. well its just uncomfortable between us. Theris just alot of tension. i didnt say a word to her and the day before we where "you know". so my friend was like lets go to the arcade. but thier where 6 in total and she was driving a f-150. All the guys get into my car and all the girl get into hers. we start driving and she takes off like a bat out of hell. My friend beside me says you ant gonna let her beat you to the acrade are you. Of course im stupid back then am im like hell no. I guess she was a little pissed at me. So to get thier its down the street and take a right at the lights. Shes infront of me. we are heading to the light that you have to take a right at. the light turns red. she stops. thier a store right on the corner. so my bright idea was to cut threw the parking lot and aviod the red Light.Well i forgot 2 major things. A- im in a 1986 Olds Delta 88 Royale(boat) B- im doing 48 MPH. so i fly into the parking lot im so excited im gonnna beat her that i tottally miss the exit of the parking lot. now its either go over the curb or hit the tree and the wall, cuz i coudnt stop i was going to fast. So i say out loud. SHIT I MISSED THE EXIT. then i was quit for a second and turn around to the back seat and said IM GOING OVER THE CURB like i a captin of a ship tell us to attack or something. so i fly off this curb doing almost fifty and this was HUGE curb. Sparks fly everywhere first from my front slaming the ground and then from the back slaming the ground. well shti i was on a mission didnt even stop or slow down head stright to the acrade. I get thier before her of course and we all meat up again and all the girls had that look of AWE and the look of YOUR A TOTAL DUMBASS. but i was Shit happens. It was pretty funny but you had to be thier

damn, 4 months later, im 17, and still posting in this thread, this thread is my main history log from now on lmao, started posting in it before i was even 16!!!! no im 17 and 3 months! shiet!

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-Mike Pruett
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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

First time at the track and I have no clue what to do. I see everyone running over puddles and lighting up the tires. So I hurry up there. What I fail to realize (im so damn nervous) is that my wheel is turned all the way in. I dump the clutch to burn out and I almost hit the flag man in the center of the strip. He had to dive out of the way or get his ass run over by pikachu. Interesting enough is that I ran a 14.39 that run.

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~Chris
03 SRT-4

I was at a light next to a Volvo 850 turbo Wagon. I had about a 3 foot headstart and got smoked. Still not living that down.

keg killa

Wow..long thread!

Luckily for me I only have one embarssing moment that I can think of. I think mostly because I know how to pick my fights being mostly stock like I am. But one night shortly after I put my exhaust on I was feeling all big and bad sitting at a stop light when a grocery gett'n four door grand prick pulled up next to me. I was like, whateva, until the light turn green and that guy took off like a raped ape. So I was like, F that:nono, and at the next light I decided I was gonna learn him good. But as it turn out he skool'd me and skool'd me hard, like a cathlic nun, not once, not twice, but 3 times! I wasn't about to back down, I guess I'm just thick headed that way. Later on I decide he was probably supercharged, away that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

getty up

-kent-




'98 Talon...gone, but not forgotten

for me it was when i was doin my girl .. and her mom walks in on us.. with my ass in the air.. haha i couldent look at her for a week

1:30 am friday june 13, 2003.

Trying to turn left off of main street, the road is dark because they took out the light and were in the process of taking out the median.

Since I didnt know where to turn, I was in the center of the road, thinking it was a turn lane. Then my wheel snaps and locks up and im scraping across the top of 1/3 of a broken median. There were no construction signs or anything.

Next day, the median is gone and there is now a turn lane where I had wrecked 8 hours before....

Cop gave me a ticket for improper lane usage, which I am going to fight in court. All I have to do is show up and tell the judge, go look for yourself that is a turn lane, Capt. Dickhead the cop must have been on some acid or something man....




After this, since my front bumper was cracked already, I decided to take my car and ramp a few sets of railroad tracks... The last set I did, I slammed down and my clutch was totally loose, couldn't shift at all.

Turns out there was a hole in my slave cylinder before I even bought it, and all the clutch fluid had mysteriously leaked out ( but there was never any in my driveway?)

I found out today that my car has previously been in a major accident, the mechanic said there are some welding marks on my tranny, I'm supposed to go tomorrow to check it out, but he said it shouldn't cause any problems.

My embarrassing moment was being the most recent person to find this thread and not noticing it is older than Moses until people started to talk about it in here...

Actually, mine was last weekend. run4cvr, cota4xx and I were pulling my engine and tranny out and they had my ass under the car trying to remove the mid pipe of the exhaust so we could get a crow bar on the tripod thing that the pass. side CV goes into on the tranny. I try the wrong size socket on the impact wrench and almost round it off.
I go to pull the socket off and burn my fingers on it (it was spinning on the bolt a few seconds). I say "SHIT! THAT'S HOT!" John says, check the bolt out, is it loose? I reach up and grab the bolt I was just spinning on "SHIT!! THAT'S HOT TOO!"

Oh yeah, and I had a dead Sparrow in my grill for who knows how long before John crawled under there to drain the coolant puuding...

Wow I cant believe this thread is still on the first page of this section...lol we are just some embarassing mofos arent we. Think there will be a two year anniversay for this thread?

I STARTED THIS THREAD iono i just feel cool to start something thats this old.

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