well I may as well throw mine on here

Picture if you will a building about 30 yerds off the road with a parking lot and entrance that is the width of the face of the building. It was winter, I was driving my old ass 92 Hyundai Excel (with tires that needed some help) parking lot looks dry (it's February 2001 and it's Black Ice). I pull in at about 15-20 mph slowing down while using my brakes. well all of a sudden the brakes lock up and I slide all the way into the building. Glass from and bricks from the building every where. So I throw her in reverse and back out of the mess. Hop out to inspect the damage- I pushed my front bumpercover back about an inch but took out half the front of the building. well a bunch of guys I knew were near by working at the Pizza joint and they still hassle me about it to this day.