Thanks, man. I gave this a half-hearted shot tonight, but pffft. Too much thought on an empty stomach.

Looks like the "kit" I bought is an accessory pack for some Audiovox alarm system, so the nifty harness they inlcuded that the relays go into is pretty much useless, and I spent most of my time trying to figure out a way to make some use of it. Anyways, here's what I've got...



and these are the relays in the harness


My Alarm, a CODE CA-630 or some shit, has blue and green outputs from the control for lock and unlock. Obviously, they are merely signal wires and I would need to use them to trip the relays to actuate the lock motors. Being someone who always reads the instructions before trying to do something, I got a bit fuckered up due to all the instructions assuming you already have power locks on the car. 1-stage, 2-stage, reverse negative polarity, positive 3 wire, 5 wire, vaccum pump assist, whogivesafuckingshitright?

What I want to know is, could I just connect a constant 12VDC and GND to ONE of the relays and run both motors off of it so both locks do their thing at the same time? Keep in mind, this a system with no keys and no external locking mechanisms.

And, just to show my appreciation for your reading this thread, here's a picture of a Beemer with a ladder stuck in his sunroof that I saw tonight. Faboo.