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first off
I LOVE GOOOOOOLD!!!!!
second, i was masturbating with a soda can, and the can slit my penis, therefore causing heavy bleeding, i needed to go to the hospital and now i have my friends sweatshirt wrapped around my cock in order to stop bleeding!!!!
third, i got a huge buffon stuck up my ass, can NE one pull it out
fourth, batistuta is THE BEST soccoer player on earth of all time. BATIGOL!!!!!
fifth.......... sry gtg teabag session
MODS:
HRC 16g turbo kit, Spearco custom FMIC, Custom IC piping, VT rebuilt engine: Custom 8.8:1 compression CP pistons, Eagle connecting rods, Melling oil pump, Clevite bearings, 370cc injectors, Vortech S-FMU, Apexi N-1 catback exhaust, AFX UDP, Autometer boost gauge, fuel pressure gauge, EGT gauge, Corbin's digital A/F gauge, Tokico Blue shocks, Tein springs (1.5" drop), 18" Konig Verdicts rims, VIS stock-style Carbon fiber hood
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