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i've been in a few. lets see, first was at a stupid intersection when my windows were fogged. i could see lights down the road, so i went. and with my luck, there was a guy with no lights on comming down the road very close, and i was almost straight in my lan when i got hit in the left front fender. i had time to swerve and just hit that side. the mother fucker didn't even stop or anything. just ran into me. then, it was slick out and i had bald tires, so i turn right to go to my gf's house and it didn't turn. i was able to go wheel lock to wheel lock b4 i bumped into a fire hydrant, cracking my headlight and putting a ding in that same fender(wasnt fixed yet) then, this last xmas, i went home and i had studs on all 4 tires. brand new that day, and i was about 1 hour from my house when i did a 360 on the road at about midnight and smashed my front left AGAIN into a bank, with my back left tire about 2 feet off the ground. the first thing i did was whip my camera out as i was getting out. "Ok, i have just wrecked... and this is my cracked bumper" those urethane bumpers take a beating. it was frost bitten and split right down the middle. Then, i zip tyed the mofo on, and then i hit a badger. then, the next day, i decapitated a cat, made its spine stick out. and the left half of my bumper flew off and my friend behind me hit it, and we never found it. now, i have my 95 bumper on. buddy club 2 time. Having Problems? Heres my Three step solution to anything 2gnt related. Step 1: Put down everything in your hands. Step 2: Grab a lucky strike, Smoke it. Step 3: Walk to the fridge, double fist some keystone ice, sit down in the shade, drink one beer, finish cigarette, drink other beer, roll a joint, smoke it, walk back to your problem, and in about 5 minutes the solution will come to you. If not. Go here: here
If still nothing, your trying to hard. Start over at step 1.
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