#8280, "RE: You ever stop and think..." In response to Reply # 2
I actually have thought of this. All of us are like lottery winners x 1000. Everything happened EXACTLY right to have each of us born since the beggining of time.
1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX - SOLD 2006 Mustang GT Convertible
#8283, "RE: You ever stop and think..." In response to Reply # 3
Originally posted by burntheblobs I actually have thought of this. All of us are like lottery winners x 1000. Everything happened EXACTLY right to have each of us born since the beggining of time.
Yeah, I've thought about that too... If someone would have sneezed one time that they didn't, or not sneezed when they did, I might not be here lol. Weird to think about.
It amazes me that there are stupid lazy people, even though they won the sperm competition... Would be scary to see who lost lol
-Chris 1999 Eclipse T-GS 2.4 Project is Officially underway
#8289, "RE: You ever stop and think..." In response to Reply # 4
Originally posted by GSGoinFast Yeah, I've thought about that too... If someone would have sneezed one time that they didn't, or not sneezed when they did, I might not be here lol. Weird to think about. It amazes me that there are stupid lazy people, even though they won the sperm competition... Would be scary to see who lost lol
I could make a statement about the man in charge of the nation...but won't since I've heard he's actually TRYING to lower gas prices now.... meh, we'll see...
R.I.P. 1997-2006 thanks to a Honda in the wrong lane.
#8316, "RE: You ever stop and think..." In response to Reply # 7
This has got to be the dumbest thread ever started in the pits. But while we're on the subject it reminds me of a joke my friend sent me a few weeks back. It's kind of long but funny.
All these sperm are hanging around. Stanley the sperm is working out, swimming laps and lifting weights. Everyone else is just lounging around.
The other sperm says, " Stanley, what are you working out for?" Stanley says, " When the time comes, I want to be the one." The other sperm says, "What are the chances of that--one in a million?"
The time comes, and they all start swimming and Stanley is way ahead of the pack. Then all of a sudden Stanley stops and starts swimming backward and tells everyone to turn around and go back.
#8318, "RE: You ever stop and think..." In response to Reply # 8
Originally posted by DanKid This has got to be the dumbest thread ever started in the pits. But while we're on the subject it reminds me of a joke my friend sent me a few weeks back. It's kind of long but funny. All these sperm are hanging around. Stanley the sperm is working out, swimming laps and lifting weights. Everyone else is just lounging around. The other sperm says, " Stanley, what are you working out for?" Stanley says, " When the time comes, I want to be the one." The other sperm says, "What are the chances of that--one in a million?" The time comes, and they all start swimming and Stanley is way ahead of the pack. Then all of a sudden Stanley stops and starts swimming backward and tells everyone to turn around and go back. Everybody says, "Stanley, what's the matter?" Stanley says, "It's a blow job"
Thanks, I needed a laugh.
2009 Corolla S - waiting until 2012 for my next toy! *SOLD* 1992 3000GT VR4 - pearl white and 45,6xx miles! *SOLD* 2007 Subaru Legacy GT sedan *SOLD* 95 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 - BPU *SOLD* 97 Eclipse GS Star Stage 2
#8320, "RE: You ever stop and think..." In response to Reply # 9
Not only are we 1 in 10,000,000 odds for that load, but imagine all the loads that got caught in baloons or slaughtered by kleenex... poor souls, every guy is a baby killer LOL
-Chris 1999 Eclipse T-GS 2.4 Project is Officially underway
#8328, "RE: You ever stop and think..." In response to Reply # 10
Originally posted by GSGoinFast Not only are we 1 in 10,000,000 odds for that load, but imagine all the loads that got caught in baloons or slaughtered by kleenex... poor souls, every guy is a baby killer LOL
ROFL.
1998 Eclipse GS
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Originally posted by Kaoz78 Did you happen to look at the post date of this topic? I didn't think so there Jesus. Way to raise Lazarus, buddy.
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