We are all the fastest, most agile and quickest sperm from our dad's sack. Sweet.

As a sperm I had NOS.

Woo Whoo!

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I actually have thought of this. All of us are like lottery winners x 1000. Everything happened EXACTLY right to have each of us born since the beggining of time.

Originally posted by burntheblobs
I actually have thought of this. All of us are like lottery winners x 1000. Everything happened EXACTLY right to have each of us born since the beggining of time.

Yeah, I've thought about that too... If someone would have sneezed one time that they didn't, or not sneezed when they did, I might not be here lol. Weird to think about.

It amazes me that there are stupid lazy people, even though they won the sperm competition... Would be scary to see who lost lol

Originally posted by GSGoinFast
Yeah, I've thought about that too... If someone would have sneezed one time that they didn't, or not sneezed when they did, I might not be here lol. Weird to think about. It amazes me that there are stupid lazy people, even though they won the sperm competition... Would be scary to see who lost lol

I could make a statement about the man in charge of the nation...but won't since I've heard he's actually TRYING to lower gas prices now.... meh, we'll see...

I'd rather not think of my dad's sack or his sperm...

Originally posted by CrazyEclipse
I'd rather not think of my dad's sack or his sperm...

You are your dad's sperm. haha.

This has got to be the dumbest thread ever started in the pits. But while we're on the subject it reminds me of a joke my friend sent me a few weeks back. It's kind of long but funny.


All these sperm are hanging around. Stanley the sperm is working out, swimming laps and lifting weights. Everyone else is just lounging around.

The other sperm says, " Stanley, what are you working out for?"
Stanley says, " When the time comes, I want to be the one."
The other sperm says, "What are the chances of that--one in a million?"

The time comes, and they all start swimming and Stanley is way ahead of the pack. Then all of a sudden Stanley stops and starts swimming backward and tells everyone to turn around and go back.

Everybody says, "Stanley, what's the matter?"

Stanley says, "It's a blow job"

Originally posted by DanKid
This has got to be the dumbest thread ever started in the pits. But while we're on the subject it reminds me of a joke my friend sent me a few weeks back. It's kind of long but funny. All these sperm are hanging around. Stanley the sperm is working out, swimming laps and lifting weights. Everyone else is just lounging around. The other sperm says, " Stanley, what are you working out for?" Stanley says, " When the time comes, I want to be the one." The other sperm says, "What are the chances of that--one in a million?" The time comes, and they all start swimming and Stanley is way ahead of the pack. Then all of a sudden Stanley stops and starts swimming backward and tells everyone to turn around and go back. Everybody says, "Stanley, what's the matter?" Stanley says, "It's a blow job"

Thanks, I needed a laugh.

Not only are we 1 in 10,000,000 odds for that load, but imagine all the loads that got caught in baloons or slaughtered by kleenex... poor souls, every guy is a baby killer LOL

Originally posted by GSGoinFast
Not only are we 1 in 10,000,000 odds for that load, but imagine all the loads that got caught in baloons or slaughtered by kleenex... poor souls, every guy is a baby killer LOL

ROFL.

Originally posted by bullox
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