this chick wonders why i won't date her....

lookin4aband404: i got titty fucked last night
eric stratton X: ha
eric stratton X: lovely
lookin4aband404: im bruised
lookin4aband404: really bad
eric stratton X: well who's fault is that
lookin4aband404: not mine
lookin4aband404: i was drunk
eric stratton X: hahaha are you serious? of course it's your fault BECAUSE you were drunk
lookin4aband404: and meghan was to busy talking to some guy and sucking his dick to relise
eric stratton X: haha
lookin4aband404: i sucked two guys off last night too.....
eric stratton X: and why tell me all this?
lookin4aband404: well....because i feel like i need to tell someone
eric stratton X: and you are saying none of that would have happened if i was there?
lookin4aband404: yeah caue i would have been doing it to oyu...
eric stratton X: yea i'm sure you would have
lookin4aband404: what are you talking about
lookin4aband404: are you mad at me or something
eric stratton X: no why should i be
eric stratton X: why *would* i be
lookin4aband404: oh...i dont really know
lookin4aband404: i care about yo alot
lookin4aband404: just so you know
eric stratton X: yea is that why you were sucking dick last night?
lookin4aband404: i did that last night because you havent givin me my birthday sausage yet
eric stratton X: well hey you got a few for the price of one so i'd say we are even
lookin4aband404: your being mean
lookin4aband404: i got to go
lookin4aband404: call me later if you decide that im important enough
eric stratton X: try not to suck any dicks while you are gone
lookin4aband404 logged out.


btw: she calls 10 minutes later. shocker.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

Lol, that's hilarious.

1998 Eclipse GS

GS-T Axleback|CAI|OBX 4-1 Header|AF/X UDP|

women...

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2011 Nissan Xterra Pro-4x

2007 Kawasaki Ninja 650R

1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse RS-NX 75 shot, AEM CAI, P&P t/b and intake mani-SOLD

1964 Buick Electra 225-all original, all power options, 325hp, 445ft/lbs tq

dude, where you at, and whens the next party?

haha i'm in north east md, and i will be attending the next party. it's funny, cause this isn't the first time i've had a similar convo with her. it seems to happen at every party she attends.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

that any where close to bwi? i should fly in for the party.

haha about an hour or so from bwi.

probably not worth flying to get to this shithole town to get your dick sucked. haha

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

So was this a girl you were considering dating or just some random bitch that you know?

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haha yea i had to use the clerks rip off, the opportunity was perfect.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

That's hot.

New Car:
2004 350z base, Nismo CAI, pioneer avic-n1 (dvd, cd, navi)



Old Car:
1998 GS with hrc stage 2, HID 6000k conversion kit, AEM UEGO wideband, sfmu, ml, prokits, Greddy warning gauges: egt, boost gauge, and oil pressure, apexi tt, haydans tranny cooler, costum dp, groundwires, dynotune fp gauge. gst muff, turbo spoiler
Boostin since Aug 03.

nothing like driving with the windows down and the music low: i love hearing the turbo spool, swwwhhhttt!!!!

And how old is this girl? Sounds like some sluts from my high school I too lived in a shithole town. That's pretty hillarious though, that bitch is dumb.

98' Eclipse GS- Hahn Stage 2- SOLD
02' Honda S2000- SOLD
04' Acura TL- Current Whip

what is funny, she says she cares and then she says she sucked two guys last night because she didnt get her man sausage from him. what a dumb slut. if my woman was like that, she would be kicked to the curb in a split.

"honey, i love you but i sucked a dick last night because you didnt give it to me."

then you hear me open the door and her start to scream because i start to piss all over the clothes of hers that i threw on the ground.

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she's 19, and i think her friend meagan is 20. she's been calling me all night. apparently she NEEDS to talk to me.

i would think it's hard to talk with a dick in your mouth.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

nm

New Car:
2004 350z base, Nismo CAI, pioneer avic-n1 (dvd, cd, navi)



Old Car:
1998 GS with hrc stage 2, HID 6000k conversion kit, AEM UEGO wideband, sfmu, ml, prokits, Greddy warning gauges: egt, boost gauge, and oil pressure, apexi tt, haydans tranny cooler, costum dp, groundwires, dynotune fp gauge. gst muff, turbo spoiler
Boostin since Aug 03.

nothing like driving with the windows down and the music low: i love hearing the turbo spool, swwwhhhttt!!!!

Ok yea there my age then, I'd leave that shit alone, shes prolly got more stds than a monkey now and its most likely meatloaf now.

98' Eclipse GS- Hahn Stage 2- SOLD
02' Honda S2000- SOLD
04' Acura TL- Current Whip

meatloaf with ketchup ???

-Xavier-
95 Eclipse RS-T...lost in the frozen tundra

anyone get reminded of clerks after reading that?

98' Eclipse GS- Hahn Stage 2- SOLD
02' Honda S2000- SOLD
04' Acura TL- Current Whip

she's probably sucked more than 37 dicks, but i don't know if she's sucked them all in a row. and no, definitely not my g/f.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

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I used to have a 420A...


'92 TSi AWD

11.8 @ 119mph
470awhp 405 ft/lb torque
30psi on E85 w/ Borg Warner S256 Turbo

My DSM Registry: http://www.dsmregistry.com/166

It really is people like that, that make me dissapointed in the average person. How low is someones self esteem that they would have to degrade themselves like that to feel better about themselves?
I mean really what is going on in the minds of these girls and guys when they are doing this shit???? Im completely baffeled?

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man what a slut, and so graffic too, "I'm bruised because guys were ramming their dicks in my boobs all night" good lord what is wrong with some people, have some dignity for fucks sake!

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-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

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Stroked 2.2L

sweet. I live in MD so hook a brother up. As long my dick doesn't fall off it's all good.

2009 Corolla S - waiting until 2012 for my next toy!
*SOLD* 1992 3000GT VR4 - pearl white and 45,6xx miles!
*SOLD* 2007 Subaru Legacy GT sedan
*SOLD* 95 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 - BPU
*SOLD* 97 Eclipse GS Star Stage 2

haha I can't make any guarantees about your dick falling off, dave. she's had a lot of meat up in her.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

Blow her off (not literally). Theres billions of people on the planet, one whore off your list won't make much difference.

DAMNIT Eric, get a pic of this skank already!!! Have her email you a pic and post it on here already!

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

lol nekkid or clothed? anyone remember that huge ass thread i started with naked pics of my girlfriend? well, my ex girl now but that's another story haha. anyone have those saved? i lost them.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

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getty up

-kent-




'98 Talon...gone, but not forgotten

Evo 8 - 12.3@113 circa 2009 (~330whp)
Now with BB Xona Rotor HTZ FP Red and ~450whp
2018 MSM Civic SI Ktuner TSP stage 1 w/ Honda hacked headunit.

Originally posted by CarbonFiberRST

Originally posted by optikal lol nekkid or clothed?

Wth kind of question is that? get nekkid pics, and there better be bruises on them titties or we'll know you're a liar

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

Yes dude get some pics, I need to see if it's worth the 2 hour drive... Was megan in the same room when all this was happening, sounds like you could get two for one yourself...lol

I edited to the wiki!

Heh. The first step is getting over the denial, but once THAT FUCKING HAPPENS. You know she's a slut. Holy Fuck.

I eat emo kids for breakfast

1995 Eagle Talon (SOLD)
72' SuperBeetle
72' Standard Beetle
56' Deluxe Beetle

still waiting Eric!!

c'mon get some damn pics!

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

haha let me work on it. i don't know if i want to chill with her anymore until she gets tested haha. but seriously next time she comes over i'll hook you guys up with pics. you know i'm good for it since i showed you all my g/f lol.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com

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If a sentence found online has 35% misspellings or greater and includes at least two racially charged expletives, chances are it is a YouTube comment.

'95 Eclipse TurboGS (garage deco)
'95 TSi AWD (restoring a survivor)
'97 Talon ESi-T (poor impulse control)
'99 Eclipse RS-T (daily beater)
'13 Evo X (mostly stock)
'17 Sienna (Middle Aged Dad Mobile)



Factory Service Manuals: http://nawdu.de/files/

lol you horny devils

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Originally posted by saikou

Originally posted by BlackMagic lol you horny devils

Haha, you're the one that said you looked at porn in the other thread. lmao.

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

you have 24 hours before i ban you for 24 hours.......

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

Lol, what the hormones is going on?

1998 Eclipse GS

GS-T Axleback|CAI|OBX 4-1 Header|AF/X UDP|

cant believe I read through all this and no pics. Bummer.

Originally posted by Initial DSM
cant believe I read through all this and no pics. Bummer.

Superman aka TJEclipse

tjeclipse@yahoo.com or TJEclipse on Google Talk
boomin with 2 10's in tha trunk

RIP Mama 7/13/04

Original Member for the inside the web days, member # 58 on the new forums!

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Superman aka TJEclipse

tjeclipse@yahoo.com or TJEclipse on Google Talk
boomin with 2 10's in tha trunk

RIP Mama 7/13/04

Original Member for the inside the web days, member # 58 on the new forums!

http://www.facebook.com/tjeclipse

PICS OR BAN! lol

Mike D
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Originally posted by Superman

~Luke
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1969 Cougar - 11.91 - 380HP
2007 GSXR 750
1999 OZ - SOLD - 15.26 NA - 14.71 on 75 shot

I think what's funny about this whole thing is that dirty chicks like this do all types of crazy shit with every guy they meet and then a few years down the road find some poor idiot with money to settle down with. And these idiots that marry these types of girls actually believe these chicks when they say that they have not been around in any way and that they are respectful. That's scary.

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98 Stock Talon ESi
Mods: New spark Plugs NGK, Fresh ATF, K&N, AGX, UDP and ZipTies tieing the strut towers (according to BlackMagic increases my torsional rigidity)
I know spark plugs are not a mod but the car runs so smooth now.

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For the love of god, show pics!!

Jonathan
95 Eclipse GS
8 injector
Hahn Stage 3.5
Howell 2.2L Stroker

T O T A L L E D, T H A N K S T O S O M E A S S H A T!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evo 8 - 12.3@113 circa 2009 (~330whp)
Now with BB Xona Rotor HTZ FP Red and ~450whp
2018 MSM Civic SI Ktuner TSP stage 1 w/ Honda hacked headunit.

Where are the pics??

Superman aka TJEclipse

tjeclipse@yahoo.com or TJEclipse on Google Talk
boomin with 2 10's in tha trunk

RIP Mama 7/13/04

Original Member for the inside the web days, member # 58 on the new forums!

http://www.facebook.com/tjeclipse

^^ lol

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Heh, Sweet.

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four nails four corners four riders and four horses

WTF!?!?!?!? I read all this for nothing....you deserve to be slapped...get some pics of this whore up here...half the damn members on the site are curious now...