this chick wonders why i won't date her....

lookin4aband404: i got titty fucked last night
eric stratton X: ha
eric stratton X: lovely
lookin4aband404: im bruised
lookin4aband404: really bad
eric stratton X: well who's fault is that
lookin4aband404: not mine
lookin4aband404: i was drunk
eric stratton X: hahaha are you serious? of course it's your fault BECAUSE you were drunk
lookin4aband404: and meghan was to busy talking to some guy and sucking his dick to relise
eric stratton X: haha
lookin4aband404: i sucked two guys off last night too.....
eric stratton X: and why tell me all this?
lookin4aband404: well....because i feel like i need to tell someone
eric stratton X: and you are saying none of that would have happened if i was there?
lookin4aband404: yeah caue i would have been doing it to oyu...
eric stratton X: yea i'm sure you would have
lookin4aband404: what are you talking about
lookin4aband404: are you mad at me or something
eric stratton X: no why should i be
eric stratton X: why *would* i be
lookin4aband404: oh...i dont really know
lookin4aband404: i care about yo alot
lookin4aband404: just so you know
eric stratton X: yea is that why you were sucking dick last night?
lookin4aband404: i did that last night because you havent givin me my birthday sausage yet
eric stratton X: well hey you got a few for the price of one so i'd say we are even
lookin4aband404: your being mean
lookin4aband404: i got to go
lookin4aband404: call me later if you decide that im important enough
eric stratton X: try not to suck any dicks while you are gone
lookin4aband404 logged out.


btw: she calls 10 minutes later. shocker.

Lol, that's hilarious.

women... :rolleyes

dude, where you at, and whens the next party?

haha i'm in north east md, and i will be attending the next party. it's funny, cause this isn't the first time i've had a similar convo with her. it seems to happen at every party she attends.

that any where close to bwi? i should fly in for the party.

haha about an hour or so from bwi.

probably not worth flying to get to this shithole town to get your dick sucked. haha

Originally posted by optikal
haha i'm in north east md, and i will be attending the next party. it's funny, cause this isn't the first time i've had a similar convo with her. it seems to happen at every party she attends.

Lets see a pic of this slut.

So was this a girl you were considering dating or just some random bitch that you know?

Originally posted by optikal
eric stratton X: try not to suck any dicks while you are gone

i lol'ed irl after that one.

haha yea i had to use the clerks rip off, the opportunity was perfect.

That's hot.

Originally posted by jsupetran
That's hot.

That makes me want to kill my self!

And how old is this girl? Sounds like some sluts from my high school I too lived in a shithole town. That's pretty hillarious though, that bitch is dumb.

what is funny, she says she cares and then she says she sucked two guys last night because she didnt get her man sausage from him. what a dumb slut. if my woman was like that, she would be kicked to the curb in a split.

"honey, i love you but i sucked a dick last night because you didnt give it to me."

then you hear me open the door and her start to scream because i start to piss all over the clothes of hers that i threw on the ground. :+

she's 19, and i think her friend meagan is 20. she's been calling me all night. apparently she NEEDS to talk to me.

i would think it's hard to talk with a dick in your mouth.

nm

Ok yea there my age then, I'd leave that shit alone, shes prolly got more stds than a monkey now and its most likely meatloaf now.

meatloaf with ketchup ???

anyone get reminded of clerks after reading that?

Originally posted by blcktalipse
anyone get reminded of clerks after reading that?

I did think of it, but then quickly remembered that the girl is'nt his gf. But yea.. "My girl friend sucked 37 dick!" great movie.

she's probably sucked more than 37 dicks, but i don't know if she's sucked them all in a row. and no, definitely not my g/f.

Originally posted by optikal
she's probably sucked more than 37 dicks, but i don't know if she's sucked them all in a row. and no, definitely not my g/f.

I like the random # of "37" lol. Why not 35 or even 40?

haha what a slut bucket, but I would still like to see a pic of this cum guzzler.

Originally posted by eclipse982nrRST
I would still like to see a pic of this cum guzzler.

I think we all would :P

It really is people like that, that make me dissapointed in the average person. How low is someones self esteem that they would have to degrade themselves like that to feel better about themselves?
I mean really what is going on in the minds of these girls and guys when they are doing this shit???? Im completely baffeled?

man what a slut, and so graffic too, "I'm bruised because guys were ramming their dicks in my boobs all night" good lord what is wrong with some people, have some dignity for fucks sake!

Originally posted by totaleklipse97
It really is people like that, that make me dissapointed in the average person. How low is someones self esteem that they would have to degrade themselves like that to feel better about themselves? I mean really what is going on in the minds of these girls and guys when they are doing this shit???? Im completely baffeled?

Oh for fucks sake, if this chick knealed down on her knees in front of you and starting playing with your cock, you know you would let her suck your jimmy. Sheeesh.

Originally posted by eclipse982nrRST

Originally posted by totaleklipse97 It really is people like that, that make me dissapointed in the average person. How low is someones self esteem that they would have to degrade themselves like that to feel better about themselves? I mean really what is going on in the minds of these girls and guys when they are doing this shit???? Im completely baffeled?

Oh for fucks sake, if this chick knealed down on her knees in front of you and starting playing with your cock, you know you would let her suck your jimmy. Sheeesh.

No i think i have a little more self control and dignity than that. You may be under the assumption that I am no different than those douchebags that were ramming her tits. You sir are wrong, I've been raised with values and morals and self respect. Obviously that whore wasn't.

Originally posted by totaleklipse97

Originally posted by eclipse982nrRST

Originally posted by totaleklipse97 It really is people like that, that make me dissapointed in the average person. How low is someones self esteem that they would have to degrade themselves like that to feel better about themselves? I mean really what is going on in the minds of these girls and guys when they are doing this shit???? Im completely baffeled?

Oh for fucks sake, if this chick knealed down on her knees in front of you and starting playing with your cock, you know you would let her suck your jimmy. Sheeesh.

No i think i have a little more self control and dignity than that. You may be under the assumption that I am no different than those douchebags that were ramming her tits. You sir are wrong, I've been raised with values and morals and self respect. Obviously that whore wasn't.

lol

sweet. I live in MD so hook a brother up. As long my dick doesn't fall off it's all good.

haha I can't make any guarantees about your dick falling off, dave. she's had a lot of meat up in her.

Blow her off (not literally). Theres billions of people on the planet, one whore off your list won't make much difference.

DAMNIT Eric, get a pic of this skank already!!! Have her email you a pic and post it on here already!

lol nekkid or clothed? anyone remember that huge ass thread i started with naked pics of my girlfriend? well, my ex girl now but that's another story haha. anyone have those saved? i lost them.

Originally posted by optikal
lol nekkid or clothed? anyone remember that huge ass thread i started with naked pics of my girlfriend? well, my ex girl now but that's another story haha. anyone have those saved? i lost them.

Paging Dino to the pits!

Originally posted by totaleklipse97

Originally posted by optikal lol nekkid or clothed? anyone remember that huge ass thread i started with naked pics of my girlfriend? well, my ex girl now but that's another story haha. anyone have those saved? i lost them.

Paging Dino to the pits!

I've got them in a zip file somewere....I've been tring to reform from my spank bank ways. It isn't working very well though...LOL

Originally posted by optikal
lol nekkid or clothed?

Wth kind of question is that? get nekkid pics, and there better be bruises on them titties or we'll know you're a liar ;)

Originally posted by CarbonFiberRST

Originally posted by optikal lol nekkid or clothed?

Wth kind of question is that? get nekkid pics, and there better be bruises on them titties or we'll know you're a liar ;)

Naked or Clothed I dont care, I just wanna see this bitch.

Yes dude get some pics, I need to see if it's worth the 2 hour drive... Was megan in the same room when all this was happening, sounds like you could get two for one yourself...lol

Heh. The first step is getting over the denial, but once THAT FUCKING HAPPENS. You know she's a slut. Holy Fuck.

still waiting Eric!!

c'mon get some damn pics!

haha let me work on it. i don't know if i want to chill with her anymore until she gets tested haha. but seriously next time she comes over i'll hook you guys up with pics. you know i'm good for it since i showed you all my g/f lol.

Originally posted by optikal
haha let me work on it. i don't know if i want to chill with her anymore until she gets tested haha. but seriously next time she comes over i'll hook you guys up with pics. you know i'm good for it since i showed you all my g/f lol.

do it TONIGHT!

lol you horny devils

Originally posted by BlackMagic
lol you horny devils

Haha, you're the one that said you looked at porn in the other thread. :P lmao.

Originally posted by saikou

Originally posted by BlackMagic lol you horny devils

Haha, you're the one that said you looked at porn in the other thread. :P lmao.

Ya, you slut! lol

Hurry up Eric, I am gonna kick you in the damn knee if you dont!

you have 24 hours before i ban you for 24 hours.......

Originally posted by Star Turbo Talon
you have 24 hours before i ban you for 24 hours.......

Do it, do it!

Eric is soo getting kicked in the fucking knee if I see him at the shootout this year!

Lol, what the hormones is going on?

cant believe I read through all this and no pics. Bummer. :(

Originally posted by Initial DSM
cant believe I read through all this and no pics. Bummer. :(

^^^^^^ what he said. Damnit where is the "this thread is useless without pics" Tag!!!

PICS OR BAN! lol

Originally posted by Superman

I think what's funny about this whole thing is that dirty chicks like this do all types of crazy shit with every guy they meet and then a few years down the road find some poor idiot with money to settle down with. And these idiots that marry these types of girls actually believe these chicks when they say that they have not been around in any way and that they are respectful. That's scary.

Originally posted by DanKid
I think what's funny about this whole thing is that dirty chicks like this do all types of crazy shit with every guy they meet and then a few years down the road find some poor idiot with money to settle down with. And these idiots that marry these types of girls actually believe these chicks when they say that they have not been around in any way and that they are respectful. That's scary.

It definitely would be nice if all chicks had CIN (chick identification number) and we could run a chickfax on them to protect from mileage misrepresentation lol

PS Let's see the pics!!!

Originally posted by gramozeka

Originally posted by DanKid I think what's funny about this whole thing is that dirty chicks like this do all types of crazy shit with every guy they meet and then a few years down the road find some poor idiot with money to settle down with. And these idiots that marry these types of girls actually believe these chicks when they say that they have not been around in any way and that they are respectful. That's scary.

It definitely would be nice if all chicks had CIN (chick identification number) and we could run a chickfax on them to protect from mileage misrepresentation lol PS Let's see the pics!!!

haha that's great, chickfax report

For the love of god, show pics!!

Originally posted by 95greenhrcgs
For the love of god, show pics!!

Omg, No pics yet. this guy is banned now right?

Where are the pics??

^^ lol

Originally posted by CarbonFiberRST
Omg, No pics yet. this guy is banned now right?

I second it lol

Heh, Sweet.

WTF!?!?!?!? I read all this for nothing....you deserve to be slapped...get some pics of this whore up here...half the damn members on the site are curious now...