Something that just hit me the other night. I sat on the toilet with my pants still on for a minute before actually going. What a difference that makes! I don't know about everyone else, but I hate that shock of having to sit on a freezing cold toilet seat now that it's getting colder haha. Just wanted to share that bit of info with everyone since some of you enjoyed AC Slatering lol!
#29194, "RE: Pre-warm the toilet seat LOL" In response to Reply # 1 Nov-26-07 12:47 PM by edxmon
While you are sitting down with your pants ON, THERE IS NO POOPING TO TAKE PLACE!. The purpose of sitting down with your pants still on is to warm the toilet sit a little, before pulling them down, and contacting the seat with your bare "cheeks". Thus avoiding the "cold shock" of the seat on your butt.
I never tought I'de do a "Pre-warm the toilet seat" Write-Up, should this go in the Wiki, and do I get points?
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#29197, "RE: Pre-warm the toilet seat LOL" In response to Reply # 3
I hate that shock. I had one of those soft cushy seats for a year at school and loved that my ass never froze when sitting on it
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#29198, "RE: Pre-warm the toilet seat LOL" In response to Reply # 4
thats a great idea, it will go great with ac slatering, ive encouraged my friends to try that, they were all compleatly amazed at the idea. the shock really does wake you up though, who needs coffee in the morning when you can just go to the toilet?
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#29201, "RE: Pre-warm the toilet seat LOL" In response to Reply # 6
Originally posted by djtrickee
Originally posted by edxmon I never tought I'de do a "Pre-warm the toilet seat" Write-Up, should this go in the Wiki, and do I get points?
No. You pee sitting down too, don't you...
Hahaha, Dj's belligerent remarks never seize to amuse me.
Originally posted by turbo8u his girl kept looking out and down my car like uh ok we're in this 100 whatever thousand dollar car and that little whatever it is just raped us.... turbo screamed past the window like a vortex of ownage :-P robbing his engine of all the air around, and thats how i like it
Originally posted by ez I came across a huge sack of walnuts in my grandmas garage - I better make use of them.
#29246, "RE: Pre-warm the toilet seat LOL" In response to Reply # 9
Originally posted by slowmitsu
Originally posted by edxmon never seize to amuse me.
Does he grab you and shake you around until you laugh?
Originally posted by turbo8u his girl kept looking out and down my car like uh ok we're in this 100 whatever thousand dollar car and that little whatever it is just raped us.... turbo screamed past the window like a vortex of ownage :-P robbing his engine of all the air around, and thats how i like it
Originally posted by ez I came across a huge sack of walnuts in my grandmas garage - I better make use of them.
#29250, "RE: Pre-warm the toilet seat LOL" In response to Reply # 11
My sentence is still technically correct isn't it? Regardless of what the saying is.
Originally posted by turbo8u his girl kept looking out and down my car like uh ok we're in this 100 whatever thousand dollar car and that little whatever it is just raped us.... turbo screamed past the window like a vortex of ownage :-P robbing his engine of all the air around, and thats how i like it
Originally posted by ez I came across a huge sack of walnuts in my grandmas garage - I better make use of them.
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