Something that just hit me the other night. I sat on the toilet with my pants still on for a minute before actually going. What a difference that makes! I don't know about everyone else, but I hate that shock of having to sit on a freezing cold toilet seat now that it's getting colder haha. Just wanted to share that bit of info with everyone since some of you enjoyed AC Slatering lol!

Won't you poop your pants with them still on?

While you are sitting down with your pants ON, THERE IS NO POOPING TO TAKE PLACE!. The purpose of sitting down with your pants still on is to warm the toilet sit a little, before pulling them down, and contacting the seat with your bare "cheeks". Thus avoiding the "cold shock" of the seat on your butt.

:P

I never tought I'de do a "Pre-warm the toilet seat" Write-Up, should this go in the Wiki, and do I get points? :7

ac slater it.

I hate that shock. I had one of those soft cushy seats for a year at school and loved that my ass never froze when sitting on it

thats a great idea, it will go great with ac slatering, ive encouraged my friends to try that, they were all compleatly amazed at the idea. the shock really does wake you up though, who needs coffee in the morning when you can just go to the toilet?

Originally posted by edxmon
I never tought I'de do a "Pre-warm the toilet seat" Write-Up, should this go in the Wiki, and do I get points? :7

No. You pee sitting down too, don't you...

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by edxmon I never tought I'de do a "Pre-warm the toilet seat" Write-Up, should this go in the Wiki, and do I get points? :7

No. You pee sitting down too, don't you...

Hahaha, Dj's belligerent remarks never seize to amuse me. :D

you sissy! do you wash your hands to warm them up before to pee too?

Originally posted by edxmon
never seize to amuse me. :D

Does he grab you and shake you around until you laugh?

Originally posted by slowmitsu

Originally posted by edxmon never seize to amuse me. :D

Does he grab you and shake you around until you laugh?

Originally posted by edxmon
blah, blah, blah.

The saying is:

Never ceases to amaze me.

My sentence is still technically correct isn't it? Regardless of what the saying is.

Originally posted by edxmon
Hahaha, Dj's belligerent remarks never come to a halt to amuse me. :D

Hmm........

Originally posted by bullettdsm

Originally posted by edxmon Hahaha, Dj's belligerent remarks never come to a halt to amuse me. :D

Hmm........

I cannot be stopped, or halted, or seized.

someone already beat you guys to it

make your own
http://www.edcheung.com/automa/hotseat.htm

or by one
http://www.hogueproducts.com/UltraTouch/pricing.html

I can't believe the shit you guys post on here...

No pun intended