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Fallen4ng31Sep-20-07 02:56 AM
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#27459, "Interesting supermarket experience."
Sep-20-07 09:13 AM by Fallen4ng31



          

Ok, so this morning I went to the supermarket to get a 12 pack of coke and some smokes. So I'm standing patiently in line behind a rather large woman. There was only one check out open at the time, so a line of about 6 people had formed. The lady in front of me gets her items checked and goes to pay; A ham falls out of her dress...Yes, thats right, a frigging ham, not a boneless one for sandwich slicing, a full bake-me-in-the-oven ham. It took her a second to notice. I'm standing there thinking "Well there's something you don't see everyday." She notices it, looked around at everyone staring at her, and says "Who tru' dat ham at me?"
riiiight....WTF? Like you wouldn't notice a 10lb ham coming at you/or hitting you. The best part is as she was leaving a block of cheese fell out in the airlock area. Since I had to get to work I couldn't see if there was a trail of food leading back to where she was parked.
Damn crotch gnomes...

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RE: Interesting supermarket experience., Nine5eclipse03, Sep-20-07 05:40 AM, #1
RE: Interesting supermarket experience., vegasdsmr, Sep-20-07 05:49 AM, #2
RE: Interesting supermarket experience., Moderatormicyek, Sep-20-07 07:17 AM, #3
      RE: Interesting supermarket experience., eclipse_99rs, Sep-20-07 07:21 AM, #4
           RE: Interesting supermarket experience., Nightfall, Sep-20-07 07:33 AM, #5
                RE: Interesting supermarket experience., Moderatorxcasbonx, Sep-20-07 07:34 AM, #6
                     RE: Interesting supermarket experience., Nightfall, Sep-20-07 07:48 AM, #7
                          RE: Interesting supermarket experience., Fallen4ng31, Sep-20-07 09:08 AM, #8
                               RE: Interesting supermarket experience., goalie40, Sep-20-07 09:39 AM, #9
                                    RE: Interesting supermarket experience., eclipse_99rs, Sep-20-07 10:04 AM, #10
RE: Interesting supermarket experience., ScreaminE, Sep-20-07 05:32 PM, #11
      RE: Interesting supermarket experience., goalie40, Sep-21-07 08:38 AM, #12
           RE: Interesting supermarket experience., Fallen4ng31, Sep-21-07 09:58 AM, #13
                RE: Interesting supermarket experience., Nine5eclipse03, Sep-21-07 10:08 AM, #14

Nine5eclipse03Sep-20-07 05:40 AM
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#27463, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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Originally posted by Fallen4ng31
"Who tru' dat ham at me?"


LOL emoji

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vegasdsmrSep-20-07 05:49 AM
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#27464, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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i lol'd

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now: 20g, portfueler, bpu+++ (track/dyno times tbd...)

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ModeratormicyekSep-20-07 07:17 AM
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#27465, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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 Sep-20-07 07:18 AM by micyek

          

Originally posted by Fallen4ng31
I'm standing there thinking "Well there's something you don't see everyday."


That struck me as very funny. What did the cashier do?

I wish that would have happened to me...I would have said something like: "Boy those grocery store abortions are a bitch aren't they?"

getty up

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eclipse_99rsSep-20-07 07:21 AM
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#27466, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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WTF is wrong with this world? First an 8 year old attacks me now hams falling out of crotches at supermarkets.....OMG



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NightfallSep-20-07 07:33 AM
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#27467, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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She just wanted to get a jump start on basting it LOL!

  
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ModeratorxcasbonxSep-20-07 07:34 AM
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#27468, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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Originally posted by Nightfall
She just wanted to get a jump start on basting it LOL!


Dude...no. That's just wrong. emoji


I contributed to the Wiki.

  
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NightfallSep-20-07 07:48 AM
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#27469, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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Originally posted by xcasbonx
Originally posted by Nightfall She just wanted to get a jump start on basting it LOL!
Dude...no. That's just wrong. emoji


HAHAHA

  
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Fallen4ng31Sep-20-07 09:08 AM
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#27470, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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Originally posted by Nightfall



lmao

The cashier just stood there, dumbfounded.
After she walked out, I was the only one laughing.

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goalie40Sep-20-07 09:39 AM
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#27471, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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99rs we need to hang out cool shit happends around you.

We will build you bigger and stronger


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eclipse_99rsSep-20-07 10:04 AM
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#27472, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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Originally posted by goalie40
99rs we need to hang out cool shit happends around you.



haha where do you live? I'm going back to NH for a week so i might not be on here for the next 5 days or so.



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#27475, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 "Who tru' dat ham at me?"

I'm guessing she was white?

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goalie40Sep-21-07 08:38 AM
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#27480, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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Originally posted by eclipse_99rs
Originally posted by goalie40 99rs we need to hang out cool shit happends around you.
haha where do you live? I'm going back to NH for a week so i might not be on here for the next 5 days or so.


I live in hawaii

the funny thing she weighs 115 pounds it was all food emoji

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Fallen4ng31Sep-21-07 09:58 AM
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#27481, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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She wasn't white...

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Nine5eclipse03Sep-21-07 10:08 AM
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#27482, "RE: Interesting supermarket experience."
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Originally posted by Fallen4ng31
She wasn't white...


sarcasm is a bitch.

Don't sell your car to 16 year olds...

95 Eclipse RS - Sold for 6k, totalled three days later emoji
91 Dodge Stealth R/T TT - 3" exhaust w/ no cats, eurethane motor mounts, 300M unbreakable output shaft, kevlar faced clutch, turbo XS BOV, 99 3000gt front conversion, carbon fiber hood. Dyno'd at 386hp. - SOLD! for 5k
98 Dodge Ram 1500 Club Cab 4x4 black on black.

  
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