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Topic subject	Interesting supermarket experience.
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27459, Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by Fallen4ng31, Sep-20-07 02:56 AM Ok, so this morning I went to the supermarket to get a 12 pack of coke and some smokes. So I'm standing patiently in line behind a rather large woman. There was only one check out open at the time, so a line of about 6 people had formed. The lady in front of me gets her items checked and goes to pay; A ham falls out of her dress...Yes, thats right, a frigging ham, not a boneless one for sandwich slicing, a full bake-me-in-the-oven ham. It took her a second to notice. I'm standing there thinking "Well there's something you don't see everyday." She notices it, looked around at everyone staring at her, and says "Who tru' dat ham at me?" riiiight....WTF? Like you wouldn't notice a 10lb ham coming at you/or hitting you. The best part is as she was leaving a block of cheese fell out in the airlock area. Since I had to get to work I couldn't see if there was a trail of food leading back to where she was parked. Damn crotch gnomes...
27463, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Sep-20-07 05:40 AM Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 "Who tru' dat ham at me?" LOL :bowdown
27464, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by vegasdsmr, Sep-20-07 05:49 AM i lol'd
27465, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by micyek, Sep-20-07 07:17 AM Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 I'm standing there thinking "Well there's something you don't see everyday." That struck me as very funny. What did the cashier do? I wish that would have happened to me...I would have said something like: "Boy those grocery store abortions are a bitch aren't they?"
27466, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by eclipse_99rs, Sep-20-07 07:21 AM WTF is wrong with this world? First an 8 year old attacks me now hams falling out of crotches at supermarkets.....OMG
27467, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by Nightfall, Sep-20-07 07:33 AM She just wanted to get a jump start on basting it LOL!
27468, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by xcasbonx, Sep-20-07 07:34 AM Originally posted by Nightfall She just wanted to get a jump start on basting it LOL! Dude...no. That's just wrong. :puke
27469, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by Nightfall, Sep-20-07 07:48 AM Originally posted by xcasbonx Originally posted by Nightfall She just wanted to get a jump start on basting it LOL! Dude...no. That's just wrong. :puke HAHAHA
27470, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by Fallen4ng31, Sep-20-07 09:08 AM Originally posted by Nightfall lmao The cashier just stood there, dumbfounded. After she walked out, I was the only one laughing.
27471, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by goalie40, Sep-20-07 09:39 AM 99rs we need to hang out cool shit happends around you.
27472, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by eclipse_99rs, Sep-20-07 10:04 AM Originally posted by goalie40 99rs we need to hang out cool shit happends around you. haha where do you live? I'm going back to NH for a week so i might not be on here for the next 5 days or so.
27475, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by ScreaminE, Sep-20-07 05:32 PM Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 "Who tru' dat ham at me?" I'm guessing she was white?
27480, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by goalie40, Sep-21-07 08:38 AM Originally posted by eclipse_99rs Originally posted by goalie40 99rs we need to hang out cool shit happends around you. haha where do you live? I'm going back to NH for a week so i might not be on here for the next 5 days or so. I live in hawaii the funny thing she weighs 115 pounds it was all food :P
27481, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by Fallen4ng31, Sep-21-07 09:58 AM She wasn't white...
27482, RE: Interesting supermarket experience. Posted by Nine5eclipse03, Sep-21-07 10:08 AM Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 She wasn't white... sarcasm is a bitch.