Am I the only person here that is absolutely sick of stupid newbie people asking the same stupid dick sucking questions over and over again with no regard to the enormous *search* monstercock we shove down everyone's throat?
Fucking shit. I've been here since early '99, that's part of the reason that i run this place now (badly, and in absentee) and you know what? I always searched and looked and tried to determine what my fucking problem was before i asked some dumbfuck retard question. Did this skill, this idea, get lost somewhere in the last eight years? Who the fuck are you mongoloid retards that come here, register, and email me about your ignition stutter? Can't God kill you for stem cell research? Where the fuck do you get off, asking me to hand you an answer when i fought tooth and nail for eight fucking years to provide you a place to find your answers based only on a quorum of undumbfuck concepts? Who the fuck do you think you are? What the fuck do you think I owe you? What the buddyfucking bullshit do you think I get out of this? I pay for this. You're asking questions here out of my own pocket. Your stupidity COSTS ME MONEY. That's okay, though, if you really want to learn. If you do, please, do so. We have much to offer and really want to share it! If you're some suck dick fuckass cockmouth penisgobbler pansy fuckhole that wants an answer to why his car runs funny when he's never done any maintenance to it, well... i hope you die while being raped by meth-addled Gortillas.
Whatever.
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#21619, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 1
Hahaha Dino!! This is why we go to the shootout every year.. so we can drink away a years worth of agony from this site in one weekend. Is it time yet or what?? If not just come up this summer for a Chicago meet.. we might have to have a "it's still not time for the shootout yet but i have to get drunk as fuck anyway" kinda meet.
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#21641, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 3
Originally posted by kain_99gs How come everytime dino posts anything I hear double-kick drums in my head. lol
LMAO.
Just tell me fucking why everything becomes an issue Your opinion is always senseless - fuck this You make my fucking skin crawl I've lived with it - can't stand anymore My worst nightmare I want to take a bullet in the fucking head Every time I think of you, every time I think of you!
#21643, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 7
I always thought Jesus' middle name was Harold.
Remember Dino when your getting angry just say this:
"3,2,1 1,2,3 what the heck is bothering me"
then everything should be okay. If it isn't then find the nearest thing that you can break and proceed to smash the hell out of it. That always works for me.
I contributed to the wiki!
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#21644, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 8
Originally posted by QC DSM ESiT I always thought Jesus' middle name was Harold. Remember Dino when your getting angry just say this: "3,2,1 1,2,3 what the heck is bothering me" then everything should be okay. If it isn't then find the nearest thing that you can break and proceed to smash the hell out of it. That always works for me.
Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who did that! My friends say its not healthy to break stuff though, but it feels so good! Plus, I much prefer t take my anger out on an object than on a person, specially one I care about.
Dino, I want to apologize if in my newb days (even though I still am one) I asked a dumb fuck cocksucking question. But try to relax man, take a nap and when you wake up it'll be all good.
Originally posted by turbo8u his girl kept looking out and down my car like uh ok we're in this 100 whatever thousand dollar car and that little whatever it is just raped us.... turbo screamed past the window like a vortex of ownage :-P robbing his engine of all the air around, and thats how i like it
Originally posted by ez I came across a huge sack of walnuts in my grandmas garage - I better make use of them.
#21633, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 2
Originally posted by totaleklipse97 Hahaha Dino!! This is why we go to the shootout every year.. so we can drink away a years worth of agony from this site in one weekend. Is it time yet or what?? If not just come up this summer for a Chicago meet.. we might have to have a "it's still not time for the shootout yet but i have to get drunk as fuck anyway" kinda meet.
#21648, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 0
Originally posted by DarkOne Am I the only person here that is absolutely sick of stupid newbie people asking the same stupid dick sucking questions over and over again with no regard to the enormous *search* monstercock we shove down everyone's throat? Fucking shit. I've been here since early '99, that's part of the reason that i run this place now (badly, and in absentee) and you know what? I always searched and looked and tried to determine what my fucking problem was before i asked some dumbfuck retard question. Did this skill, this idea, get lost somewhere in the last eight years? Who the fuck are you mongoloid retards that come here, register, and email me about your ignition stutter? Can't God kill you for stem cell research? Where the fuck do you get off, asking me to hand you an answer when i fought tooth and nail for eight fucking years to provide you a place to find your answers based only on a quorum of undumbfuck concepts? Who the fuck do you think you are? What the fuck do you think I owe you? What the buddyfucking bullshit do you think I get out of this? I pay for this. You're asking questions here out of my own pocket. Your stupidity COSTS ME MONEY. That's okay, though, if you really want to learn. If you do, please, do so. We have much to offer and really want to share it! If you're some suck dick fuckass cockmouth penisgobbler pansy fuckhole that wants an answer to why his car runs funny when he's never done any maintenance to it, well... i hope you die while being raped by meth-addled Gortillas. Whatever.
Hmmm, I also started one of these threads I think like a month or 2 ago about how rediculous some of these newbies truly are.
I mentioned something to be designed on the site to where it explains in detail on how to use the search, how you can get flamed, etc etc etc. I even thought newbies should have to take some kind of quiz to prove they arent as dumb as they type out questions to be.
I just got shot down though and told to calm down.
#21653, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 12 Mar-04-07 11:46 AM by eclipse_99rs
Originally posted by eclipse982nrRST
Hmmm, I also started one of these threads I think like a month or 2 ago about how rediculous some of these newbies truly are. I mentioned something to be designed on the site to where it explains in detail on how to use the search, how you can get flamed, etc etc etc. I even thought newbies should have to take some kind of quiz to prove they arent as dumb as they type out questions to be. I just got shot down though and told to calm down.
You really need to calm down, You're out of control!
#21669, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 12
Originally posted by eclipse982nrRST I just got shot down though and told to calm down.
Well, it might have a little to do with how Dino: A) Is the eighth person to register on 2GNT. B) Has been around this forum since before it was a forum (circa 1999). C) Has pretty much run and maintained the site nearly that long. D) Pays for the hosting of this site out of his own pocket.
And you don't.
Dino is entitled to the occasional violent outburst. In a manner of speaking, he owns the place. Let's all just be glad he doesn't summon up a troll to destroy us all.
#21657, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 0
I'd say I agree with you, but my car stutters at say 45 mph while in overdrive and I don't know what to do. So call me after you calm down and spoon feed me the steps I need to take to fix my problem.
Or I'll just start running searches for the new guys and post the solutions in their threads.
#21672, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 19
Originally posted by cc8balla Roman, you know what I'm talking about.
All too well. Dino would look like a nazi if he had to run that site because he would yank all his hair out. Hasn't been as bad lately though.
There's always going to be newbies who want the quick fix and are just too lazy to look for it. Maybe we should have some sort of how-to on the search button when they first join up. It would probably help with at least 60-70% of the newb questions. Otherwise it's just going to keep happening.
#21693, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 20
Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE
Originally posted by cc8balla Maybe we should have some sort of how-to on the search button when they first join up. It would probably help with at least 60-70% of the newb questions.
Or maybe a requirement that provides they searched for their answer before coming to a conclusion, such as posting a link to another thread addressing a similar problem
Or a quiz that requires them to use the search function to find simple answers before being allowed to post
I apologize to the community, b/c I'm sure I asked some dumb questions when I was in the process of turbocharging my car 2 years ago
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#21756, "RE: Jesus Horacio Fucking Christ." In response to Reply # 24
people are fucking lazy..thats it. there is always a "service" or "company" to do it for them. its like the poor tard i helped a couple weeks ago. his battery terminal had ERODED the fuck off and he couldnt figure out why it wouldnt start. even with his mother helping him jump it off. did i mention he was probably in his 40's?
society is lazy and has lost the will or desire to do anything themselves. and its 1000000000x worse in the cities. i went from the country where you pretty much do it all yourself from plumbing to elecrician to mechanic and engeneer, to a city of ~200K of whick 98% of them dont even know how to jump a car, change a flat, or put oil in the damn car. and were breeding a whole new slothful generation so its only bound to get worse.
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