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CustomGS	May-31-06 01:38 PM
Member since Jul 15th 2004 668 posts,

#10017, "Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"

This may get deleted, but it would be a funny thread.
Sorry guys, I must of ate something weird yesterday because the dump i took was florescent green. I laughed out loud in the bathroom when i saw it.... It inspired me to post this. I didnt have a camera on hand but i wish i did cause i wanted other people to see it. lol So, if you take a funny looking dump, whether it be green, blue, brown, black, red(ooh), fully submerged or a floater, plain old huge or chunky(corn). Go grab your digital or camera phone and post a pic.
This should be good!

Chris
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98 Eclipse GS 5 spd- sold
95 Camaro Z28
64.5 Mustang 302 3spd

Originally posted by DR1665
Sometimes, you don't need to pull away to win. You just need to show them they have nowhere to run.

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
No, but one time i tried to pee over a car, and pooped my pants.

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RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, optikal, May-31-06 02:06 PM, #1

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, burntheblobs, May-31-06 02:14 PM, #2

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, CustomGS, May-31-06 02:22 PM, #3

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, Nine5eclipse03, May-31-06 03:47 PM, #4

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, edxmon, May-31-06 04:10 PM, #5

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, 98VengeI4, Jun-01-06 11:47 AM, #6

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, injendsm, May-31-06 06:56 PM, #7

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, flamineclipse, Jun-01-06 05:04 AM, #8

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, talonguy2005, Jun-01-06 05:42 AM, #9

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, saikou, Jun-01-06 06:22 AM, #10

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, CustomGS, Jun-01-06 08:56 AM, #11

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, edxmon, Jun-01-06 10:34 AM, #12

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, Nine5eclipse03, Jun-01-06 11:54 AM, #13

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, CustomGS, Jun-01-06 12:38 PM, #14

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, CarbonFiberRST, Jun-01-06 02:50 PM, #15

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, 420a-Tnthewerks, Jun-01-06 04:32 PM, #16

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, dsmmyth, Jun-01-06 04:50 PM, #17

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, CustomGS, Jun-01-06 05:15 PM, #18

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, CarbonFiberRST, Jun-01-06 06:12 PM, #19

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, Kirby, Jun-02-06 04:41 AM, #20

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, saikou, Jun-02-06 06:00 AM, #21

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, Nine5eclipse03, Jun-02-06 02:11 PM, #22

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, CustomGS, Jun-02-06 04:30 PM, #23

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, QC DSM ESiT, Jun-02-06 11:38 PM, #24

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, WIDECLIPSE, Jun-03-06 03:58 AM, #25

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, Nine5eclipse03, Jun-03-06 08:06 AM, #26

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, 420a-Tnthewerks, Jun-03-06 12:20 PM, #27

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, youkickedmydog, Jun-03-06 12:22 PM, #28

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, chronicshit, Jun-03-06 01:13 PM, #29

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, WIDECLIPSE, Jun-03-06 02:34 PM, #30

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, chronicshit, Jun-04-06 04:41 AM, #31

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, CustomGS, Jun-05-06 05:55 AM, #32

RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?, Keith2172, Jun-05-06 09:44 AM, #33

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optikal	May-31-06 02:06 PM
Member since Jun 23rd 2002 1062 posts,

#10020, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 0

this thread is worthless without pics.

j/k no one post any shit haha

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burntheblobs	May-31-06 02:14 PM
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#10021, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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http://www.ratemypoo.com

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX - SOLD
2006 Mustang GT Convertible

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CustomGS	May-31-06 02:22 PM
Member since Jul 15th 2004 668 posts,

#10024, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Originally posted by burntheblobs
http://www.ratemypoo.com

WOW, I thought i was sick coming up with this thread....Someone came up with a whole website dedicated to poop pictures!!

I dun care who ya are, ats funny right dare!

Chris
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98 Eclipse GS 5 spd- sold
95 Camaro Z28
64.5 Mustang 302 3spd

Originally posted by DR1665
Sometimes, you don't need to pull away to win. You just need to show them they have nowhere to run.

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
No, but one time i tried to pee over a car, and pooped my pants.

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Nine5eclipse03	May-31-06 03:47 PM
Member since Oct 11th 2004 335 posts,

#10033, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 3

I take hydroxycut hardcore, turns it pure red, no, its not painful. But it is red like the pills lol.

Don't sell your car to 16 year olds...

95 Eclipse RS - Sold for 6k, totalled three days later emoji
91 Dodge Stealth R/T TT - 3" exhaust w/ no cats, eurethane motor mounts, 300M unbreakable output shaft, kevlar faced clutch, turbo XS BOV, 99 3000gt front conversion, carbon fiber hood. Dyno'd at 386hp. - SOLD! for 5k
98 Dodge Ram 1500 Club Cab 4x4 black on black.

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edxmon	May-31-06 04:10 PM
Member since Jul 27th 2005 1006 posts,

#10035, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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nasty... emoji

Originally posted by turbo8u
his girl kept looking out and down my car like uh ok we're in this 100 whatever thousand dollar car and that little whatever it is just raped us.... turbo screamed past the window like a vortex of ownage :-P robbing his engine of all the air around, and thats how i like it

Originally posted by ez
I came across a huge sack of walnuts in my grandmas garage - I better make use of them.

I contributed to the wiki! My Page: edxmon

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98VengeI4	Jun-01-06 11:47 AM
Member since Mar 10th 2002 282 posts,

#10088, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Originally posted by burntheblobs
http://www.ratemypoo.com

They have one of those "Rate My..." sites for just about every god damn thing.

-Nate
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injendsm	May-31-06 06:56 PM
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#10046, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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May-31-06 06:57 PM by injendsm

i dropped one at work, let's just say it's by far the biggest log i think that i've ever let loose. it was going down in the hole at the bottom of the toilet and snapped in half at the point that came out of the water, lol.

www.gregsorrells.com

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flamineclipse	Jun-01-06 05:04 AM
Member since Jun 13th 2003 675 posts,

#10064, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Jun-01-06 05:05 AM by flamineclipse

emoji

Oh, you don't like altezza's? Too bad, your gonna get a good look at mine.

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talonguy2005	Jun-01-06 05:42 AM
Member since May 16th 2004 1473 posts,

#10069, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 8

emoji

mine came out like a rainbow once after i ate a bunch of skittles...... no im just kidding but this thread is kinda funny

1992 Plymouth Laser
-Bone stock for now.

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saikou	Jun-01-06 06:22 AM
Member since Nov 24th 2005 454 posts,

#10070, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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I had a huge floater come out... came spiraling down and was about as long as you can get a terd down there without snapping it. Grabbed my girlfriend's phone and took a picture, made it her background photo.

Bwahaha... emoji

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CustomGS	Jun-01-06 08:56 AM
Member since Jul 15th 2004 668 posts,

#10078, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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LMAO, This is great! First one to post a pic get points from me!! lol

Chris
---------------------------------------

98 Eclipse GS 5 spd- sold
95 Camaro Z28
64.5 Mustang 302 3spd

Originally posted by DR1665
Sometimes, you don't need to pull away to win. You just need to show them they have nowhere to run.

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
No, but one time i tried to pee over a car, and pooped my pants.

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edxmon	Jun-01-06 10:34 AM
Member since Jul 27th 2005 1006 posts,

#10087, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Originally posted by CustomGS
LMAO, This is great! First one to post a pic get points from me!! lol

im SERIOUSLY tempted by this...but...must...not...be...a...disgusting...pig... emoji

Originally posted by turbo8u
his girl kept looking out and down my car like uh ok we're in this 100 whatever thousand dollar car and that little whatever it is just raped us.... turbo screamed past the window like a vortex of ownage :-P robbing his engine of all the air around, and thats how i like it

Originally posted by ez
I came across a huge sack of walnuts in my grandmas garage - I better make use of them.

I contributed to the wiki! My Page: edxmon

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Nine5eclipse03	Jun-01-06 11:54 AM
Member since Oct 11th 2004 335 posts,

#10089, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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What is the proper way to spell that word? Is it Terd? or Turd? either way its a brilliant word, along with poop, and weiner.

Don't sell your car to 16 year olds...

95 Eclipse RS - Sold for 6k, totalled three days later emoji
91 Dodge Stealth R/T TT - 3" exhaust w/ no cats, eurethane motor mounts, 300M unbreakable output shaft, kevlar faced clutch, turbo XS BOV, 99 3000gt front conversion, carbon fiber hood. Dyno'd at 386hp. - SOLD! for 5k
98 Dodge Ram 1500 Club Cab 4x4 black on black.

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CustomGS	Jun-01-06 12:38 PM
Member since Jul 15th 2004 668 posts,

#10095, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
What is the proper way to spell that word? Is it Terd? or Turd? either way its a brilliant word, along with poop, and weiner.

lmao, he called poop a brilliant word!

Chris
---------------------------------------

98 Eclipse GS 5 spd- sold
95 Camaro Z28
64.5 Mustang 302 3spd

Originally posted by DR1665
Sometimes, you don't need to pull away to win. You just need to show them they have nowhere to run.

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
No, but one time i tried to pee over a car, and pooped my pants.

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CarbonFiberRST	Jun-01-06 02:50 PM
Donating 2GNT member 1368 posts,

#10098, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 11

Originally posted by CustomGS
LMAO, This is great! First one to post a pic get points from me!! lol

Evo 8 - 12.3@113 circa 2009 (~330whp)
Now with BB Xona Rotor HTZ FP Red and ~450whp
2018 MSM Civic SI Ktuner TSP stage 1 w/ Honda hacked headunit.

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420a-Tnthewerks	Jun-01-06 04:32 PM
Member since Jun 11th 2004 2267 posts,

#10105, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 15

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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dsmmyth	Jun-01-06 04:50 PM
Member since Aug 24th 2004 1178 posts,

#10106, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 15
Jun-01-06 04:51 PM by dsmmyth

Originally posted by CarbonFiberRST

HOLY SNAKE.

LOOOOOOL.

1998 Eclipse GS

GS-T Axleback|CAI|OBX 4-1 Header|AF/X UDP|

Originally posted by Kaoz78
Did you happen to look at the post date of this topic? I didn't think so there Jesus. Way to raise Lazarus, buddy.

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CustomGS	Jun-01-06 05:15 PM
Member since Jul 15th 2004 668 posts,

#10107, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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holy shit! lololololololol.. we can do better then that! CF, are you really the proud owner of that...or did you gank a pic from ratemypoo?

Points to you sir!

WAIT, No paper?? Didnt you wipe?

This thread will go down in 2gnt pits history!!!

Chris
---------------------------------------

98 Eclipse GS 5 spd- sold
95 Camaro Z28
64.5 Mustang 302 3spd

Originally posted by DR1665
Sometimes, you don't need to pull away to win. You just need to show them they have nowhere to run.

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
No, but one time i tried to pee over a car, and pooped my pants.

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CarbonFiberRST	Jun-01-06 06:12 PM
Donating 2GNT member 1368 posts,

#10108, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 18

Originally posted by CustomGS
ganked a pic from ratemypoo!

Evo 8 - 12.3@113 circa 2009 (~330whp)
Now with BB Xona Rotor HTZ FP Red and ~450whp
2018 MSM Civic SI Ktuner TSP stage 1 w/ Honda hacked headunit.

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Kirby	Jun-02-06 04:41 AM
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#10133, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 19

Am I the only one who was kinda expecting to see a duce post in here with some free shit, instead of just shit???

I edited to the wiki!

Originally posted by DR1665
NOTE TO SELF: Go commando to wedding. Scar the Irishman for life.

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saikou	Jun-02-06 06:00 AM
Member since Nov 24th 2005 454 posts,

#10138, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 20

I have to poop now.

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Nine5eclipse03	Jun-02-06 02:11 PM
Member since Oct 11th 2004 335 posts,

#10166, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 21

Cant let this post fall to page 2...

Don't sell your car to 16 year olds...

95 Eclipse RS - Sold for 6k, totalled three days later emoji
91 Dodge Stealth R/T TT - 3" exhaust w/ no cats, eurethane motor mounts, 300M unbreakable output shaft, kevlar faced clutch, turbo XS BOV, 99 3000gt front conversion, carbon fiber hood. Dyno'd at 386hp. - SOLD! for 5k
98 Dodge Ram 1500 Club Cab 4x4 black on black.

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CustomGS	Jun-02-06 04:30 PM
Member since Jul 15th 2004 668 posts,

#10170, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 22

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
Cant let this post fall to page 2...

thats a little "corny" lololololol

Chris
---------------------------------------

98 Eclipse GS 5 spd- sold
95 Camaro Z28
64.5 Mustang 302 3spd

Originally posted by DR1665
Sometimes, you don't need to pull away to win. You just need to show them they have nowhere to run.

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
No, but one time i tried to pee over a car, and pooped my pants.

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QC DSM ESiT	Jun-02-06 11:38 PM
Donating 2GNT member 765 posts,

#10179, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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LOL LOL LOL I dunno why but this thread is hilarous!

It's another one of them flaming bags again.
Don't put it out with your boots!
Don't tell me my business DEVIL WOMAN!
(stomps out bag with boots and then smells poo)
It's that dang poop again!
HA HA HA he called the shit, poop.
I hear you kids! DAMN YOU!

I contributed to the wiki!

95 Eagle Talon ESi-T (BACK FROM THE DEAD!)
98 Dodge Neon R/T
93 Saab 900 Turbo Commemorative Editon #86 of 325 (sold)
95 Volkswagen GTI VR6 (saved from crusher)(sold)

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WIDECLIPSE	Jun-03-06 03:58 AM
Member since Apr 14th 2004 1528 posts,

#10184, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

-Roman

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Nine5eclipse03	Jun-03-06 08:06 AM
Member since Oct 11th 2004 335 posts,

#10188, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 25

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE
I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

Don't sell your car to 16 year olds...

95 Eclipse RS - Sold for 6k, totalled three days later emoji
91 Dodge Stealth R/T TT - 3" exhaust w/ no cats, eurethane motor mounts, 300M unbreakable output shaft, kevlar faced clutch, turbo XS BOV, 99 3000gt front conversion, carbon fiber hood. Dyno'd at 386hp. - SOLD! for 5k
98 Dodge Ram 1500 Club Cab 4x4 black on black.

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420a-Tnthewerks	Jun-03-06 12:20 PM
Member since Jun 11th 2004 2267 posts,

#10205, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 26

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

HAHA.

There was this one time I felt a pain in my stomach and I thought, "eh, I'm gonna have to poop in a sec." Well about 2 seconds later this pain became such a horrible feeling that I DROPPED to the floor and CRAWLED to the bathroom. About 5 minutes later I did a look around to see not one, but 2 monstrosities that I couldn't believe just came out of me. I'm talking at least two 10 inchers.

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youkickedmydog	Jun-03-06 12:22 PM
Member since Aug 16th 2004 290 posts,

#10206, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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At my job we play a game where after you take a dump you pix text it to someone with a background noise thats similar to a fart. I go back to work on tuesday, I am sure I will have some cool pics... this guy I work with is a poop factory.

Originally posted by oRACLe063
that not just any aluminum foil son !!! that reynolds wrap..lol its like the greddy of the aluminum foil world

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chronicshit	Jun-03-06 01:13 PM
Member since Feb 18th 2006 254 posts,

#10210, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 28

brick poop. mwahaha i win emoji

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WIDECLIPSE	Jun-03-06 02:34 PM
Member since Apr 14th 2004 1528 posts,

#10213, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
In response to Reply # 29

Originally posted by chronicshit
brick poop. mwahaha i win emoji

That looks like somebody put a fruit cake in the toilet.

-Roman

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chronicshit	Jun-04-06 04:41 AM
Member since Feb 18th 2006 254 posts,

#10237, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Jun-04-06 08:18 AM by chronicshit

u never know.. fat people barely ever chew before swallowing emoji

*edit* fat people like driggs emoji

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CustomGS	Jun-05-06 05:55 AM
Member since Jul 15th 2004 668 posts,

#10292, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Originally posted by 420a-Tnthewerks

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

HAHA. There was this one time I felt a pain in my stomach and I thought, "eh, I'm gonna have to poop in a sec." Well about 2 seconds later this pain became such a horrible feeling that I DROPPED to the floor and CRAWLED to the bathroom. About 5 minutes later I did a look around to see not one, but 2 monstrosities that I couldn't believe just came out of me. I'm talking at least two 10 inchers.

O>M>G LMAO!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by youkickedmydogthis guy I work with is a poop factory.

He called him a "poop factory" lololol

I used to work at a machine shop with my best friend and a couple other guys. I used to take little boxes and seal the whole inside of the box with packing tape, poop in it and leave under whatever machine they were working at. They would wonder all day long where the poop smell was coming from. lol One time i sealed the box and mailed it to my own shop so my friend would open it!! it was awesome!

Chris
---------------------------------------

98 Eclipse GS 5 spd- sold
95 Camaro Z28
64.5 Mustang 302 3spd

Originally posted by DR1665
Sometimes, you don't need to pull away to win. You just need to show them they have nowhere to run.

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
No, but one time i tried to pee over a car, and pooped my pants.

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Keith2172	Jun-05-06 09:44 AM
Member since Jan 16th 2004 1281 posts,

#10313, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Jun-05-06 09:45 AM by Keith2172

Originally posted by CustomGS

Originally posted by 420a-Tnthewerks

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

HAHA. There was this one time I felt a pain in my stomach and I thought, "eh, I'm gonna have to poop in a sec." Well about 2 seconds later this pain became such a horrible feeling that I DROPPED to the floor and CRAWLED to the bathroom. About 5 minutes later I did a look around to see not one, but 2 monstrosities that I couldn't believe just came out of me. I'm talking at least two 10 inchers.

O>M>G LMAO!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by youkickedmydogthis guy I work with is a poop factory.

He called him a "poop factory" lololol I used to work at a machine shop with my best friend and a couple other guys. I used to take little boxes and seal the whole inside of the box with packing tape, poop in it and leave under whatever machine they were working at. They would wonder all day long where the poop smell was coming from. lol One time i sealed the box and mailed it to my own shop so my friend would open it!! it was awesome!

There are numerous indications of anti-social behavior demonstrated by the actions outlined in this post. A further anti-social action that I feel compelled to suggest is Dry-Docking. If you are unfamiliar with the term, Dry-Docking is when a person removes the lid to the toilet resevoir, empties it's contents by flushing, and then drops a duece in there rather than the bowl. Think of it as the exact opposite to the 3000 Flushes toilet bowl cleaner. This is especially handy when you are a guest in the home of a complete and utter asshole.

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CustomGS	Jun-08-06 05:25 AM
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#10500, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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Originally posted by Keith2172
A further anti-social action that I feel compelled to suggest is Dry-Docking. If you are unfamiliar with the term, Dry-Docking is when a person removes the lid to the toilet resevoir, empties it's contents by flushing, and then drops a duece in there rather than the bowl. Think of it as the exact opposite to the 3000 Flushes toilet bowl cleaner. This is especially handy when you are a guest in the home of a complete and utter asshole.

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No, but one time i tried to pee over a car, and pooped my pants.

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cs82685	Jun-08-06 05:53 AM
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#10503, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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THis thread made me LOL. and have to poo.

Dry-docking interesting....I've heard it referred to as the double-decker

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turbo8u	Jun-08-06 09:34 AM
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#10512, "RE: Drop a funny looking DEUCE lately?"
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i made a post like this when i first joined here and got flamed so hard!!! LOL

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