This may get deleted, but it would be a funny thread.
Sorry guys, I must of ate something weird yesterday because the dump i took was florescent green. I laughed out loud in the bathroom when i saw it.... It inspired me to post this. I didnt have a camera on hand but i wish i did cause i wanted other people to see it. lol So, if you take a funny looking dump, whether it be green, blue, brown, black, red(ooh), fully submerged or a floater, plain old huge or chunky(corn). Go grab your digital or camera phone and post a pic.
This should be good!

this thread is worthless without pics.


j/k no one post any shit haha

http://www.ratemypoo.com

Originally posted by burntheblobs
http://www.ratemypoo.com

WOW, I thought i was sick coming up with this thread....Someone came up with a whole website dedicated to poop pictures!!

I dun care who ya are, ats funny right dare!

I take hydroxycut hardcore, turns it pure red, no, its not painful. But it is red like the pills lol.

nasty... :puke

Originally posted by burntheblobs
http://www.ratemypoo.com

They have one of those "Rate My..." sites for just about every god damn thing.


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i dropped one at work, let's just say it's by far the biggest log i think that i've ever let loose. it was going down in the hole at the bottom of the toilet and snapped in half at the point that came out of the water, lol.

:wary





Oh, you don't like altezza's? Too bad, your gonna get a good look at mine.

:wtf

mine came out like a rainbow once after i ate a bunch of skittles...... no im just kidding but this thread is kinda funny

I had a huge floater come out... came spiraling down and was about as long as you can get a terd down there without snapping it. Grabbed my girlfriend's phone and took a picture, made it her background photo.

Bwahaha... }(

LMAO, This is great! First one to post a pic get points from me!! lol

Originally posted by CustomGS
LMAO, This is great! First one to post a pic get points from me!! lol

im SERIOUSLY tempted by this...but...must...not...be...a...disgusting...pig... :twitch

What is the proper way to spell that word? Is it Terd? or Turd? either way its a brilliant word, along with poop, and weiner.

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
What is the proper way to spell that word? Is it Terd? or Turd? either way its a brilliant word, along with poop, and weiner.

lmao, he called poop a brilliant word!

Originally posted by CustomGS
LMAO, This is great! First one to post a pic get points from me!! lol

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Originally posted by CarbonFiberRST

HOLY SNAKE.

LOOOOOOL.

holy shit! lololololololol.. we can do better then that! CF, are you really the proud owner of that...or did you gank a pic from ratemypoo?

Points to you sir!

WAIT, No paper?? Didnt you wipe?

This thread will go down in 2gnt pits history!!!

Originally posted by CustomGS
ganked a pic from ratemypoo!

Am I the only one who was kinda expecting to see a duce post in here with some free shit, instead of just shit???

I have to poop now.

Cant let this post fall to page 2...

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03
Cant let this post fall to page 2...

thats a little "corny" lololololol

LOL LOL LOL I dunno why but this thread is hilarous!


It's another one of them flaming bags again.
Don't put it out with your boots!
Don't tell me my business DEVIL WOMAN!
(stomps out bag with boots and then smells poo)
It's that dang poop again!
HA HA HA he called the shit, poop.
I hear you kids! DAMN YOU!

I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE
I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

HAHA.

There was this one time I felt a pain in my stomach and I thought, "eh, I'm gonna have to poop in a sec." Well about 2 seconds later this pain became such a horrible feeling that I DROPPED to the floor and CRAWLED to the bathroom. About 5 minutes later I did a look around to see not one, but 2 monstrosities that I couldn't believe just came out of me. I'm talking at least two 10 inchers.

At my job we play a game where after you take a dump you pix text it to someone with a background noise thats similar to a fart. I go back to work on tuesday, I am sure I will have some cool pics... this guy I work with is a poop factory.

brick poop. mwahaha i win :)

Originally posted by chronicshit
brick poop. mwahaha i win :)

That looks like somebody put a fruit cake in the toilet.

u never know.. fat people barely ever chew before swallowing :)

*edit* fat people like driggs :D

Originally posted by 420a-Tnthewerks

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

HAHA. There was this one time I felt a pain in my stomach and I thought, "eh, I'm gonna have to poop in a sec." Well about 2 seconds later this pain became such a horrible feeling that I DROPPED to the floor and CRAWLED to the bathroom. About 5 minutes later I did a look around to see not one, but 2 monstrosities that I couldn't believe just came out of me. I'm talking at least two 10 inchers.

O>M>G LMAO!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by youkickedmydogthis guy I work with is a poop factory.

He called him a "poop factory" lololol

I used to work at a machine shop with my best friend and a couple other guys. I used to take little boxes and seal the whole inside of the box with packing tape, poop in it and leave under whatever machine they were working at. They would wonder all day long where the poop smell was coming from. lol One time i sealed the box and mailed it to my own shop so my friend would open it!! it was awesome!

Originally posted by CustomGS

Originally posted by 420a-Tnthewerks

Originally posted by Nine5eclipse03

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE I took a dump one time and it felt like it was really going to be a big one. I wiped and turned around thinking I had just broken some kind of record and then there was nothing there. It's like it disappeared or something. I was kinda dissapointed I didn't get to see that monstrosity.

It happens lol. It probably followed the hole where it flushes. You probably pushed too hard sending it into premature flush. lol

HAHA. There was this one time I felt a pain in my stomach and I thought, "eh, I'm gonna have to poop in a sec." Well about 2 seconds later this pain became such a horrible feeling that I DROPPED to the floor and CRAWLED to the bathroom. About 5 minutes later I did a look around to see not one, but 2 monstrosities that I couldn't believe just came out of me. I'm talking at least two 10 inchers.

O>M>G LMAO!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by youkickedmydogthis guy I work with is a poop factory.

He called him a "poop factory" lololol I used to work at a machine shop with my best friend and a couple other guys. I used to take little boxes and seal the whole inside of the box with packing tape, poop in it and leave under whatever machine they were working at. They would wonder all day long where the poop smell was coming from. lol One time i sealed the box and mailed it to my own shop so my friend would open it!! it was awesome!

There are numerous indications of anti-social behavior demonstrated by the actions outlined in this post. A further anti-social action that I feel compelled to suggest is Dry-Docking. If you are unfamiliar with the term, Dry-Docking is when a person removes the lid to the toilet resevoir, empties it's contents by flushing, and then drops a duece in there rather than the bowl. Think of it as the exact opposite to the 3000 Flushes toilet bowl cleaner. This is especially handy when you are a guest in the home of a complete and utter asshole.

Originally posted by Keith2172
A further anti-social action that I feel compelled to suggest is Dry-Docking. If you are unfamiliar with the term, Dry-Docking is when a person removes the lid to the toilet resevoir, empties it's contents by flushing, and then drops a duece in there rather than the bowl. Think of it as the exact opposite to the 3000 Flushes toilet bowl cleaner. This is especially handy when you are a guest in the home of a complete and utter asshole.

lmao ttt

THis thread made me LOL. and have to poo.

Dry-docking interesting....I've heard it referred to as the double-decker

i made a post like this when i first joined here and got flamed so hard!!! LOL