I'm bored. So what's going to be same/different about you/your car/your sexual orientation/blah blah at this year's shootout?
Different Thrua's car is faster Thura is broker Thura is not racing Thura is getting drunk every night Thura's car will not break at the shootout Thura is NOT flying home
Same Thura is still stupid Thura still cannot drive his fast car worth a crap Thura still very hetrosexual Thura still likes hot blondes
#1203, "RE: So what's changed this year?" In response to Reply # 0
Different: Brian is a direct hire employee (not a temp). Brian is not living with the 'rents. Daisy is not running. Brian is staying at the BW. Brian is not flying space available this year. Brian is legally divorced.
Same: Brian still has a thing for red heads. Brian still has a thing for blondes with brown eyes (always has). Brian still won't have Daisy at the Shootout. Brian still very heterosexual himself. Brian still smoking.
#1205, "RE: So what's changed this year?" In response to Reply # 1 Aug-09-05 04:43 AM by xcasbonx
Different: Aarons First shootout ever. Aaron acquired another 2GNT. Aaron is relying on paycheck to make to shootout. Aaron went from temp to hired as employee. Aaron has the ability to consume more alcohol than before.
Same: Aaron is still with the gf. Aarons car is still broken. Aaron has piles of parts to be installed. Aaron is still upgrading his alcohol intake.
#1207, "RE: So what's changed this year?" In response to Reply # 2
Different: Big Evil starts. Big Evil runs. Big Evil is mechanically sound. I'm ~20lbs lighter.
Same: Big Evil won't be there. Broke Single Drunk-a-lot Buttsex jokes are still funny
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#1226, "RE: So what's changed this year?" In response to Reply # 6
Originally posted by 992gnt I'll still be the oldest 2gnt'er there
You're twice as much fun as people half your age old man.
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#1229, "RE: So what's changed this year?" In response to Reply # 7 Aug-09-05 05:17 PM by QC DSM ESiT
Different: Blueman's car has a FMIC Blueman's car has a turboback exhaust Blueman's car is boosting 7PSI Blueman's car is lowered Blueman's name is still Jordan
Same: Blueman is still single Blueman still loves hot chicks Blueman is FREAKIN READY TO GO TO THE SHOOTOUT!
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#1247, "RE: So what's changed this year?" In response to Reply # 0
Originally posted by Avenger I'm bored. So what's going to be same/different about you/your car/your sexual orientation/blah blah at this year's shootout? Different Thrua's car is faster Thura is broker Thura is not racing Thura is getting drunk every night Thura's car will not break at the shootout Thura is NOT flying home Same Thura is still stupid Thura still cannot drive his fast car worth a crap Thura still very hetrosexual Thura still likes hot blondes
Different: One year older. Depressed that I won't get to spend another day in Chicago with T&D Full time job plus ERT instead of temp job plus ERT. A few little things done to the car. I know the car doesn't have enough fuel for it mods now.
Same: I'm still a Jackass. Will be drunk every night (maybe not bed at 5am, awake at 8am thought). I will never be anything but very heterosexual. I'm am still dumber than Thura. My transmission is still shit. Still single. Love redheads... and any other girl who's a freak in bed. Still haven't built the engine I have sitting there. I'm still a Jackass.
Undecided: I may or may not spar with Todd in the parking lot. I may or may not have memory loss. I may or may not throw an alternator belt.
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#1253, "RE: So what's changed this year?" In response to Reply # 12
Michael 97RS I love your sig. quote. Better Off Dead rules!
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#1255, "RE: So what's changed this year?" In response to Reply # 13
Different: No fucking neon rental (as of now... you fucking tranny you fuck with me i will destroy you!!!) The 2gnt is actually clean.. yes it will be there (still crossing fingers) have a lil more money than last year(not by much) I get a room with driggs this year
Same: Still a drunken asshole car is still as slow as it was when it didn't start car still sucks still at the BW still likes women 5-6' tall any color hair any color eyes just have to be able to say yes im 18 and yes i swallow.
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