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Forum name2005 DSM ShootOut
Topic subjectSo what's changed this year?
Topic URLhttps://forums.2gnt.com/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=i50&topic_id=1202
1202, So what's changed this year?
Posted by Avenger, Aug-09-05 03:29 AM
I'm bored. So what's going to be same/different about you/your car/your sexual orientation/blah blah at this year's shootout?

Different
Thrua's car is faster
Thura is broker
Thura is not racing
Thura is getting drunk every night
Thura's car will not break at the shootout
Thura is NOT flying home

Same
Thura is still stupid
Thura still cannot drive his fast car worth a crap
Thura still very hetrosexual
Thura still likes hot blondes
1203, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by DR1665, Aug-09-05 03:44 AM
Different:
Brian is a direct hire employee (not a temp).
Brian is not living with the 'rents.
Daisy is not running.
Brian is staying at the BW.
Brian is not flying space available this year.
Brian is legally divorced.

Same:
Brian still has a thing for red heads.
Brian still has a thing for blondes with brown eyes (always has).
Brian still won't have Daisy at the Shootout.
Brian still very heterosexual himself.
Brian still smoking.
1205, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by xcasbonx, Aug-09-05 04:41 AM
Different:
Aarons First shootout ever.
Aaron acquired another 2GNT.
Aaron is relying on paycheck to make to shootout.
Aaron went from temp to hired as employee.
Aaron has the ability to consume more alcohol than before.

Same:
Aaron is still with the gf.
Aarons car is still broken.
Aaron has piles of parts to be installed.
Aaron is still upgrading his alcohol intake.



http://www.dsmregistry.com/detail.php?carid=1030
1207, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by DarkOne, Aug-09-05 05:12 AM
Different:
Big Evil starts.
Big Evil runs.
Big Evil is mechanically sound.
I'm ~20lbs lighter.

Same:
Big Evil won't be there.
Broke
Single
Drunk-a-lot
Buttsex jokes are still funny
1209, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by Diceman19, Aug-09-05 05:52 AM
Different:
im 21
g/f wont be there
staying at the bw this year
im broker

Same:
bringing the same car from the last 3 years(never been down :D)
still with g/f
everything else
1223, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by Hult250R, Aug-09-05 02:03 PM
Originally posted by DarkOne
Buttsex jokes are still funny



Arent they always?? :shrug
1224, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by 992gnt, Aug-09-05 02:21 PM
Different:

Evo is faster
Wife will be attending with me after a 1 year hiatus
I have people working for me now, so I don't have to worry about work

Same:

I'll still be the oldest 2gnt'er there
Looking forward to this since the last SO

1226, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by DarkOne, Aug-09-05 02:24 PM
Originally posted by 992gnt
I'll still be the oldest 2gnt'er there


You're twice as much fun as people half your age old man. :cheers
1229, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by QC DSM ESiT, Aug-09-05 05:10 PM
Different:
Blueman's car has a FMIC
Blueman's car has a turboback exhaust
Blueman's car is boosting 7PSI
Blueman's car is lowered
Blueman's name is still Jordan

Same:
Blueman is still single
Blueman still loves hot chicks
Blueman is FREAKIN READY TO GO TO THE SHOOTOUT!

1234, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by EvuLFleA, Aug-10-05 03:44 AM
Same:
Still not going.
1235, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by DR1665, Aug-10-05 04:06 AM
Originally posted by EvuLFleA
Same: Still not going.


Oddly enough, the name in the URL is Jeff!
1243, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by Diceman19, Aug-10-05 08:04 AM
that is so awesome! im literally laughing out loud.
1247, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by Michael_97RS, Aug-10-05 09:12 AM
Originally posted by Avenger
I'm bored. So what's going to be same/different about you/your car/your sexual orientation/blah blah at this year's shootout? Different Thrua's car is faster Thura is broker Thura is not racing Thura is getting drunk every night Thura's car will not break at the shootout Thura is NOT flying home Same Thura is still stupid Thura still cannot drive his fast car worth a crap Thura still very hetrosexual Thura still likes hot blondes


Different:
One year older.
Depressed that I won't get to spend another day in Chicago with T&D
Full time job plus ERT instead of temp job plus ERT.
A few little things done to the car.
I know the car doesn't have enough fuel for it mods now.


Same:
I'm still a Jackass.
Will be drunk every night (maybe not bed at 5am, awake at 8am thought).
I will never be anything but very heterosexual.
I'm am still dumber than Thura.
My transmission is still shit.
Still single.
Love redheads... and any other girl who's a freak in bed.
Still haven't built the engine I have sitting there.
I'm still a Jackass.


Undecided:
I may or may not spar with Todd in the parking lot.
I may or may not have memory loss.
I may or may not throw an alternator belt.


Exile Racing Technologies
http://www.exileracing.com
Go that way, really fast, if something gets in your way... turn.
1253, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by QC DSM ESiT, Aug-10-05 09:58 AM
Michael 97RS I love your sig. quote. Better Off Dead rules!
1255, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by totaleklipse97, Aug-10-05 10:47 AM
Different:
No fucking neon rental (as of now... you fucking tranny you fuck with me i will destroy you!!!)
The 2gnt is actually clean..
yes it will be there (still crossing fingers)
have a lil more money than last year(not by much)
I get a room with driggs this year

Same:
Still a drunken asshole
car is still as slow as it was when it didn't start
car still sucks
still at the BW
still likes women 5-6' tall any color hair any color eyes just have to be able to say yes im 18 and yes i swallow.
1269, RE: So what's changed this year?
Posted by 992gnt, Aug-10-05 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Michael_97RS
Undecided: I may or may not spar with Todd in the parking lot.


Bwahahaha!!! I forgot all about that! Classic.