this chick wonders why i won't date her....

lookin4aband404: i got titty fucked last night
eric stratton X: ha
eric stratton X: lovely
lookin4aband404: im bruised
lookin4aband404: really bad
eric stratton X: well who's fault is that
lookin4aband404: not mine
lookin4aband404: i was drunk
eric stratton X: hahaha are you serious? of course it's your fault BECAUSE you were drunk
lookin4aband404: and meghan was to busy talking to some guy and sucking his dick to relise
eric stratton X: haha
lookin4aband404: i sucked two guys off last night too.....
eric stratton X: and why tell me all this?
lookin4aband404: well....because i feel like i need to tell someone
eric stratton X: and you are saying none of that would have happened if i was there?
lookin4aband404: yeah caue i would have been doing it to oyu...
eric stratton X: yea i'm sure you would have
lookin4aband404: what are you talking about
lookin4aband404: are you mad at me or something
eric stratton X: no why should i be
eric stratton X: why *would* i be
lookin4aband404: oh...i dont really know
lookin4aband404: i care about yo alot
lookin4aband404: just so you know
eric stratton X: yea is that why you were sucking dick last night?
lookin4aband404: i did that last night because you havent givin me my birthday sausage yet
eric stratton X: well hey you got a few for the price of one so i'd say we are even
lookin4aband404: your being mean
lookin4aband404: i got to go
lookin4aband404: call me later if you decide that im important enough
eric stratton X: try not to suck any dicks while you are gone
lookin4aband404 logged out.


btw: she calls 10 minutes later. shocker.

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-eric stratton
Kustom Auto Koatings
North East, Md
443-528-8007
http://www.kustomautokoatings.com