It's going to be hard to pull off without a good amount of vodka. Hrmm

Seriously, If you want to get her something get her something good. For example, Last year for vday I got my girl a print of a painting she really liked. Then went to an antique store and picked up an old frame for it that really fit the painting. Now, you might not want to go that far. But anything beside the standard flowers and candy is going to be good. Just try to think of something original, they caare more about how hard you try than what you actually do. Then play your cards right, don't try to hump her leg. If she is into you THEN IT'S SODOMY TIME YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.

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