Well, as I'm sitting here trying to get my math hw done, I can't stop panicking. I got a BIG valentines date tommorow, with this amazing girl I've been seeing for some time. I just need some valentines date stories with some positive endings to boost my confidence a bit... since I plan on asking her the question at the end of the night. Don't start flaming me and stuff, I'm asking you guys for this because I think I can trust you, and I really need some advise, its not like I do this every day.

Thanks in advance guys :thumbsup

I bought her flowers. I got laid. The (happy) end.

Originally posted by EclipseSix
I bought her flowers. I got laid. The (happy) end.

Yea... thanks :squint

lol, that sounds like a plan... flower=laid, and I was going to take her on this whole romantic thing, pssht!

I convinced my girlfiend to watch the movie Gettysburg with me tomorrow night. Friday night we got a hotel room reserved. Thats how you do valentine's day right.

Hahahahaha, Im barely going to ask her to be my girl tommorow night, I dont think watching Gettysburg would be appropiate! :P

Go eat some steak and take her for a ride in a 2g. Works every time!

Originally posted by Nightfall
Go eat some steak and take her for a ride in a 2g. Works every time!

You've mistaken Valentines Day for Steak and Blowjob Day...
You don't feed steak to a chick you're trying to bone. You need to get something lighter in her stomach so the alcohol kicks in faster and you spend less money on booze. Newbs... :rolleyes

Originally posted by eclipzGST

Originally posted by Nightfall Go eat some steak and take her for a ride in a 2g. Works every time!

You've mistaken Valentines Day for Steak and Blowjob Day... You don't feed steak to a chick you're trying to bone. You need to get something lighter in her stomach so the alcohol kicks in faster and you spend less money on booze. Newbs... :rolleyes

Sorry, neither her or me drink. But Im beginning to calm down as I realize there is nothing more I can do but go through with my plans. Happy Valentines Day fellows.

:love

Originally posted by burntheblobs
Friday night we got a hotel room reserved. Thats how you do valentine's day right.

Ahh, the good ol' college daze. Wait til you have your own place and every night becomes like a hotel. The shitty part is then you'll have to clean up after yourself.

And a little word to the wise: Black sheets look cool, but they're a no-go for multiple dates and laziness. I had to wash my sheets after EVERY encounter. Sometimes it look like splatters across the entire bed. All I could think was, "How the hell did this shit spread over the ENTIRE bed???" Even in low light they show up. You can get away with a few on gray & cream colored sheets.

Originally posted by cougar694u

Originally posted by burntheblobs Friday night we got a hotel room reserved. Thats how you do valentine's day right.

Ahh, the good ol' college daze. Wait til you have your own place and every night becomes like a hotel. The shitty part is then you'll have to clean up after yourself. And a little word to the wise: Black sheets look cool, but they're a no-go for multiple dates and laziness. I had to wash my sheets after EVERY encounter. Sometimes it look like splatters across the entire bed. All I could think was, "How the hell did this shit spread over the ENTIRE bed???" Even in low light they show up. You can get away with a few on gray & cream colored sheets.

Only 5 more months and I'll have my own place!

So I'm confused. Are you going to ask her out or ask her to bone? LoL

Originally posted by totaleclipse_05
So I'm confused. Are you going to ask her out or ask her to bone? LoL

Doesn't the latter come included? :P hahah, jk, I respect Val just as much as I like her, im trying to take it slow, we'll see.

Originally posted by edxmon

Originally posted by totaleclipse_05 So I'm confused. Are you going to ask her out or ask her to bone? LoL

Doesn't the latter come included? :P hahah, jk, I respect Val just as much as I like her, im trying to take it slow, we'll see.

FTBS! The first post you make after 11:59 PM today better be about a 'happy ending' Goddammit!

J/K, at any rate, don't worry about anything (except a jimmy hat if the situation arises :thumbsup), just have fun.

Hahahaha. Thanks bro, I appreciate the support. She just texted me about the surprise I left on her car this morning :P

stick it in her butt....

Originally posted by vegasdsmr
stick it in her butt....

Werd.

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by vegasdsmr stick it in her butt....

Werd.

Doing it in the butt is 67% more degrading to women. Chicks love that shit.

It's going to be hard to pull off without a good amount of vodka. Hrmm

Seriously, If you want to get her something get her something good. For example, Last year for vday I got my girl a print of a painting she really liked. Then went to an antique store and picked up an old frame for it that really fit the painting. Now, you might not want to go that far. But anything beside the standard flowers and candy is going to be good. Just try to think of something original, they caare more about how hard you try than what you actually do. Then play your cards right, don't try to hump her leg. If she is into you THEN IT'S SODOMY TIME YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.

Originally posted by etx
It's going to be hard to pull off without a good amount of vodka. Hrmm Seriously, If you want to get her something get her something good.

Exactly. That's why i got my girl a boat.

Originally posted by djtrickee
i got my girl a boat.

Confucius say: Foolish man give woman boat. Wise man give woman the dinghy.

Or, more commonly, Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. }(

Preparation makes all the difference in the world. I could have bought a diamond heart necklace today, but I procrastinated and spent the money on a couple three dozen roses. She's worth it, though.

Originally posted by DR1665

Originally posted by djtrickee i got my girl a boat.

Confucius say: Foolish man give woman boat. Wise man give woman the dinghy. Or, more commonly, Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. }( Preparation makes all the difference in the world. I could have bought a diamond heart necklace today, but I procrastinated and spent the money on a couple three dozen roses. She's worth it, though.

Diamonds last longer. She can't show off roses. Flowers are too "typical"... I can go on and on.
The good thing about being married, I didn't have to get her shit. ;)

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by etx It's going to be hard to pull off without a good amount of vodka. Hrmm Seriously, If you want to get her something get her something good.

Exactly. That's why i got my girl a boat.

Which one did you get her?

I not have a date to watch the "Ladies Man" tonight. Of course, I haven't told her what will we are going to watch, but it's one of the greatest love stories of all time.

i spent the day clearing wifey's car and the driverway (he he , my X stays in the garage)then cleared our little old lady neighbor's driveway/walkway so she doesn't bust a hip or some shiat.

We took her 4x4 to the gym, then went to her parents house and i ended up having to clean that fn driveway plus dug out her sister's Excursion-- she's 8mo preg, Marine hubby currently in the sandbox otherwise it'd be his ass out there shoveling.

Since i was "so nice to help everyone" steak & BJ day came early this year!

She's at work now, but when she gets home she has flowers waiting. She hates roses so i got her Orchids and some other cool looking flowers that i couldn't name if my life depended on it.

I'll have her bubble bath drawn and some champagne on ice. I've already given her enough jewelry the last 5 years so i got her a certificate for her & a friend to go get massages, nail/pedicures and a haircut.

Original poster, just go have fun and be yourself, she already liked your first surprise so you're already headed in the right direction. Attempting to make yourself look better will just leave you with a lot of lies to remember.

Happy V-day people :cheers

Originally posted by edxmon
Hahahaha. Thanks bro, I appreciate the support. She just texted me about the surprise I left on her car this morning :P

was it poop

Originally posted by goalie40

Originally posted by edxmon Hahahaha. Thanks bro, I appreciate the support. She just texted me about the surprise I left on her car this morning :P

was it poop

jesus. thank god i wasnt the only one who thought that. Seriously? my gf had to work til 9:00 last night. i got her 1 rose and a six pack of beer and made a card in illustrator. She loved it...

Well fellas... everything went exactly as planned, well except for the idiots at Wings N Things messing up my order. I went 2 hrs early to get her her favorite "spicy chicken strips" and then got there and discovered they charged me for wings, they said they fix it on the spot waited 10 more mins and got my order. Then we went to pick up her special pizza (specially made for me n heart shape) after that, I took her to a park that is actually a beach also, and we ate infront of the water. But when we opened the chicken...it was wings... I was so pissed,Anywho we stil ate them. Now let me back track, when we first left my house, i was listening to old school rock on the radio, then I go "You know what, Im tired of these songs, can you look in the glove box and hand me the new CD i got?" So she gets it and to her surprise, its the CD shes been wanting thats not out in the US yet, I got my sister who lives in Mexico to get it for me

But what I think made her night, was the romantic gondola ride in the coronado cays, with chocolate covered strawberries and romantic italian music in the background.

Overall, I think she enjoyed everything alot, but at the end I was disapointed at myself...

Originally posted by edxmon
Overall, I think she enjoyed everything alot, but at the end I was disapointed at myself...

So no 'Yeah baby, lemme cum on those tits' ending? At any rate, sounds like you put a lot of effort into it and it didn't turn out bad. I always had that problem, when I planned something extravagant it always played out differently than I expect or imagined, thus disappointing me.

I did nothing.

Well, that too, but I was planning on asking her to be my girl, but i just couldnt bring myself to do it. Ill admit Im a puss when it comes to expressing my feelings, that added to my enourmous fear or rejection, or maybe it just means I should wait a tad more. But that was the only other thing that didnt go as planned.

So basically what your saying is you did NOT put it in her butt? Hrmmm Failed.

Okay...
1. you didn't ask her out and
2. you didn't do her in the butt

Did you at least cup a feel?

thats fucked up guys... :-(

Hey man, Just remember.. The nicer you are to them, they harder they will fuck you over in the end. True story ;)

Originally posted by etx
Hey man, Just remember.. The nicer you are to them, they harder they will fuck you over in the end. True story ;)

Sooth.

Yea... Ill get it over with monday when I see her again. I guess this is it. Damn.

Just remember, the longer you wait, the harder it will be.

Monday = Hammertime!

Originally posted by cougar694u
Just remember, the longer you wait, the harder it will be.

No joke... I already want to get it over with, im so fucking restless right now, with is life so comlicated?

Life isn't complicated if you exclude broads. They don't think straight.

It's like animals, some dogs will like you and some wont. If a dog doesn't like you you never going to convince it to. It's luck of the draw really. If one doesn't like you go find one that does. :)

Originally posted by etx
Life isn't complicated if you exclude broads. They don't think straight. It's like animals, some dogs will like you and some wont. If a dog doesn't like you you never going to convince it to. It's luck of the draw really. If one doesn't like you go find one that does. :)

You sir are my new hero, that quote brings ALL other universal knowledge to shame. Well, just to update you guys, I finally did it, it didnt come out as eloquoently as I had planned but it got my point across (i think), now i'm just awaiting the answer. To be honest with you guys: there has never been a phase in my ENTIRE life that has been so complicated to articulate, but once those sounds escaped my mouth I felt so relieved, it was amazing! as if i had just taken the biggest dumb, and rid my system of a 10lb log! I'm no longer restless and what ever her answer is i think i have in some way some how become a "better" human being. Any one wanna start a bet regarding predictions? hahaha, im such a ret....
:P

If she says no, then live like Chaz

whos Chaz?

just think of it 2 ways #1 she likes you #2 she dosent. If its #2 she is a lesiban and hates men.

You can also get lucky and have a chick that likes both (I did) I got the ok for the threesome with the right girl. ;)

she also got me RRE stainless brake lines for vday. she is a keeper.

LOL you guys crack me up, what kills me though, is the fact that I have a feeling she had the answer the moment she heard the question, so my "destiny" is already set, but I just dont know what the answer is! Kind of like that Schroedingers cat experiments.

Originally posted by edxmon
whos Chaz?

The guy who wrote the book on crashing weddings. Have you not seen Wedding Crashers? Will Farrel plays Chaz in that movie.