Once upon a (time) the pits were free of mlp, and then there came along a two-headed toad when brian pooped, it was very difficult, and he screamed, "My Nokia breakdances!". Then all of two minutes passed when "it" appeared, "WHAT THE FUCK?!", screamed the poop, before it jumped on the floor and ran naked out the door and jumped into the big other butt of the shit talking canuk otherwise known as Blair.

And then Dino walked in and pulled out his ten inch..."Don't be gay.", the turd exclaimed. At this point, Dino signed deeply. "Its all done, i must go. I'll see ya", said Dino flushing his keys, watching out the window, while someones stealing his bicycle. Infuriated, he whipped out trying to run from a transvestite. With great predjudice, he transformed into super mega streisand.

Then he realized something, something great. The world was one big turbo, that sucked him into the abyss of honda ricers, because thats lame. And its weaksauce.

The electric eels taste like chicken. So he pulled a battle axe from his ass and cut sandwiches, WITH HIS DICK! "Like that shit?" said Mr. Dr166s. Fuck that shit.

But anyways, a Giant, rabid turtle started going crazy and rained havoc on a breadloaf with his shell. "Wheres the beef?!" the turtle screamed. "WHAT DA FUCK?!" he horifically shreiked, but shreeked wrong.

It was time to go where there are boobs, aplenty down under...Andy's maroon eclipse! But actually Andy's eclipse was very... not working then. He uppercutted that ghetto thug rapper, and roundhouse kicked his face.

Then Chuck Norris said, "Kill white people." With Jackie Chan giggles, "No, I think i'll have to buy a dildo for my little brother so my mom won't have to buy a vietnamese whore, that way he will get off without contracting the ghona-sypha-herpa-aids that he fears."

Shortly after opening his present, labeled "free clinic", which included a toaster and a dirty hyperdermic needle wrapped in pork, he bought crack with some hotdogs, and a tube-sock, and he invited Rick James, Bitch! Wait, Charlie Murphy! And the darkness, were all up each others asses.

Then the dumbest story entered 2gnt's history, and will forever scar young innocent banana hammock wearing, honda driving hairy, peice of fucking white trash.

The end is almost here. The End.


....Wow...

Don't sell your car to 16 year olds...

95 Eclipse RS - Sold for 6k, totalled three days later
91 Dodge Stealth R/T TT - 3" exhaust w/ no cats, eurethane motor mounts, 300M unbreakable output shaft, kevlar faced clutch, turbo XS BOV, 99 3000gt front conversion, carbon fiber hood. Dyno'd at 386hp. - SOLD! for 5k
98 Dodge Ram 1500 Club Cab 4x4 black on black.