This should get interesting here...

Here are the rules for the clueless people:

-You have to post exactly 3 words at a time, no more no less...
-It must fit in, so read what the person before you wrote. If you're reading a whole page, hit refresh before you post to make sure no one else has added on.
-If two people post at the same time, the second one must edit his post to make it fit in.
-You can not post 2 in a row. You must wait for someone to post after you before you can post again.
-Abolutely no conversations with other people using 3 words at a time. If it doesn't fit into the story, shut the hell up!

I borrowed this from another forum.

Start...

Once upon a

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the Pits were

free of mlp

2007 wrx

and then there

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-Tony <--- NOT asian.
'06 Wicked White EVO IX

came along a

-Roman

two-headed toad when

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Brian pooped, it

I eat emo kids for breakfast

1995 Eagle Talon (SOLD)
72' SuperBeetle
72' Standard Beetle
56' Deluxe Beetle

was very difficult

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and he screamed

1995 Eagle Talon ESi

,"My Nokia breakdances!"

*98 eclipse rs
*2005 srt4 (screw the warranty let the modifications begin)

Then all of

two minutes passed

~Luke
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1969 Cougar - 11.91 - 380HP
2007 GSXR 750
1999 OZ - SOLD - 15.26 NA - 14.71 on 75 shot

when "IT" appeared:

2gnt: '99 RS-T, killed by a toyota, pending rebuild...
Daily: Volt
Daily #2: '99 EVG ebike- STOLEN by PEDRO

WHAT THE FUCK!?

screamed the poop

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-Ryan

before it jumped

~Luke
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1969 Cougar - 11.91 - 380HP
2007 GSXR 750
1999 OZ - SOLD - 15.26 NA - 14.71 on 75 shot

on the floor

-Roman

and ran naked

I eat emo kids for breakfast

1995 Eagle Talon (SOLD)
72' SuperBeetle
72' Standard Beetle
56' Deluxe Beetle

out the door

1995 Eagle Talon ESi

and jumped in

*98 eclipse rs
*2005 srt4 (screw the warranty let the modifications begin)

to the big

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I used to have a 420A...


'92 TSi AWD

11.8 @ 119mph
470awhp 405 ft/lb torque
30psi on E85 w/ Borg Warner S256 Turbo

My DSM Registry: http://www.dsmregistry.com/166

other butt of

that shit-talking canuk

otherwise known as

1995 Eagle Talon ESi

Blair. And then

~Luke
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1969 Cougar - 11.91 - 380HP
2007 GSXR 750
1999 OZ - SOLD - 15.26 NA - 14.71 on 75 shot

Dino walked in

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX - SOLD
2006 Mustang GT Convertible

and pulled out

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I used to have a 420A...


'92 TSi AWD

11.8 @ 119mph
470awhp 405 ft/lb torque
30psi on E85 w/ Borg Warner S256 Turbo

My DSM Registry: http://www.dsmregistry.com/166

his ten inch

~Luke
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1969 Cougar - 11.91 - 380HP
2007 GSXR 750
1999 OZ - SOLD - 15.26 NA - 14.71 on 75 shot

Don't be gay.

the turd exclaimed

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-Ryan

at this point

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX - SOLD
2006 Mustang GT Convertible

Dino sighed deeply

It is done

99 RS AEM Coldair intake
18x7 somethings
Phantom Tach W/Shift Light
A/F gauge
Kenwood KVT-512
Boston Acustic 6.5 up front& Fosgate 6.5 in back Alpine AMP MRV-F302 Pionner XM satellite radio
NX wet 50 shoot

I must go

Representing the Central Cali chapter of 2GNT!
(I think I'm the only member )

"I'll see ya"

I contributed to the Wiki!
EVO IX - just a really expensive boost gauge and a K&N air filter
96 Eclipse RS -awaiting registration and inspection
95 Eclipse GS - parts car
Mods/Profile - http://www.2gnt.com/index.php?d=cs82685

his keys. Watching

out the window

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

while someones stealing

LED tails : Done for now!
99 eclipse rst
cobalt blue met. paint,star stage 2 upgraded t3/t460trim turbo ceramic coated , polished compressor housing, ,optima yellow top, chrome i/c piping ,front mount ntercooler ,apexi turbo timer . zeitronix wb02 ,faze oil ,boost gauge,egt ,bosch 4x plugs,kyb agx struts, pro kit springs.17''adr venomous rims,Falken azenis ,brembo dilled/slotted rotors ,turbo xs bov ,oil catch can,manual shiftknob,autometer pyrometer egt , vortech sfmu,b&m fuel pressure gauge ,accel 310cc injectors ,gasketmatched and polished intake manifold ,58mm throttle body ,no egr,polished turbonetics wastegate,fuel pump rewire,homade fcd and a lot more .LED reverse lights ,sidemarkers and tails .atx to mtx swap . South bend tz clutch . Tons more
http://imageshack.us>


http://www.2gnt.com/index.php?d=boosted60trimrst
My contribution to the wiki
http://www.2gnt.com/index.php?d=crank%20arm%20spindle%20mod%20to%20fit%20power%20panels

his bicycle. Infuriated,

-Roman

he wipped out

trying to run

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from a transvestite

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http://www.dsmregistry.com/detail.php?carid=1133
*form follows function*

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'95 Eclipse TurboGS (garage deco)
'95 TSi AWD (restoring a survivor)
'97 Talon ESi-T (poor impulse control)
'99 Eclipse RS-T (daily beater)
'13 Evo X (mostly stock)
'17 Sienna (Middle Aged Dad Mobile)



Factory Service Manuals: http://nawdu.de/files/

he transformed into

1995 Eagle Talon ESi

Super Mega Streisand

then he realized

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

something, something great.

The world was

1995 Eagle Talon ESi

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

96 Black ESi
91 Red TSI AWD (RIP)
02 WRX


"turnin wrenches for nine hours in the pouring rain, just to get the beast up and running again"

Aerospace Certified TIG welder for Precision Castparts in Portland, OR.

JoshSpair.com

that sucked him

I eat emo kids for breakfast

1995 Eagle Talon (SOLD)
72' SuperBeetle
72' Standard Beetle
56' Deluxe Beetle

1995 Eagle Talon ESi

Because that's lame.

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If a sentence found online has 35% misspellings or greater and includes at least two racially charged expletives, chances are it is a YouTube comment.

'95 Eclipse TurboGS (garage deco)
'95 TSi AWD (restoring a survivor)
'97 Talon ESi-T (poor impulse control)
'99 Eclipse RS-T (daily beater)
'13 Evo X (mostly stock)
'17 Sienna (Middle Aged Dad Mobile)



Factory Service Manuals: http://nawdu.de/files/

and it's weaksauce

, The electric eels

*98 eclipse rs
*2005 srt4 (screw the warranty let the modifications begin)

I contributed to the Wiki!
EVO IX - just a really expensive boost gauge and a K&N air filter
96 Eclipse RS -awaiting registration and inspection
95 Eclipse GS - parts car
Mods/Profile - http://www.2gnt.com/index.php?d=cs82685

so he pulled

Hahn Stage I Turbo
DC Sport Front and Rear Strut Bars
Current Mods in the works:
Complete Engine rebuild with 8.8.1 Je pistons and Eagle Rods

New Toy: 2011 Hyundai Genesis Coupe 2.0T

a battle axe

Representing the Central Cali chapter of 2GNT!
(I think I'm the only member )

from his ass

and cut sandwiches

LED tails : Done for now!
99 eclipse rst
cobalt blue met. paint,star stage 2 upgraded t3/t460trim turbo ceramic coated , polished compressor housing, ,optima yellow top, chrome i/c piping ,front mount ntercooler ,apexi turbo timer . zeitronix wb02 ,faze oil ,boost gauge,egt ,bosch 4x plugs,kyb agx struts, pro kit springs.17''adr venomous rims,Falken azenis ,brembo dilled/slotted rotors ,turbo xs bov ,oil catch can,manual shiftknob,autometer pyrometer egt , vortech sfmu,b&m fuel pressure gauge ,accel 310cc injectors ,gasketmatched and polished intake manifold ,58mm throttle body ,no egr,polished turbonetics wastegate,fuel pump rewire,homade fcd and a lot more .LED reverse lights ,sidemarkers and tails .atx to mtx swap . South bend tz clutch . Tons more
http://imageshack.us>


http://www.2gnt.com/index.php?d=boosted60trimrst
My contribution to the wiki
http://www.2gnt.com/index.php?d=crank%20arm%20spindle%20mod%20to%20fit%20power%20panels

WITH HIS DICK

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If a sentence found online has 35% misspellings or greater and includes at least two racially charged expletives, chances are it is a YouTube comment.

'95 Eclipse TurboGS (garage deco)
'95 TSi AWD (restoring a survivor)
'97 Talon ESi-T (poor impulse control)
'99 Eclipse RS-T (daily beater)
'13 Evo X (mostly stock)
'17 Sienna (Middle Aged Dad Mobile)



Factory Service Manuals: http://nawdu.de/files/

like that shit?

said Mr. DR166S

Fuck that shit

but anyways, a

giant, rabid, Turtle

Representing the Central Cali chapter of 2GNT!
(I think I'm the only member )

started going crazy

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

and rained havoc

On a breadloaf

1998 Eclipse GS

GS-T Axleback|CAI|OBX 4-1 Header|AF/X UDP|

I contributed to the Wiki!
EVO IX - just a really expensive boost gauge and a K&N air filter
96 Eclipse RS -awaiting registration and inspection
95 Eclipse GS - parts car
Mods/Profile - http://www.2gnt.com/index.php?d=cs82685

"Where's the beef"?

1995 Eagle Talon ESi

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

but shrieked wrong

It was time

*98 eclipse rs
*2005 srt4 (screw the warranty let the modifications begin)

to go where

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there are boobs

A-plenty down under

1998 Eclipse GS

GS-T Axleback|CAI|OBX 4-1 Header|AF/X UDP|

...Andy's maroon eclipse!

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX - SOLD
2006 Mustang GT Convertible

But actually andy's

*98 eclipse rs
*2005 srt4 (screw the warranty let the modifications begin)

Eclipse was very

not working then

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-Ryan

he uppercutted that

Ghetto Thug Rapper

*98 eclipse rs
*2005 srt4 (screw the warranty let the modifications begin)

and roundhouse kicked

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his face. Then,

Jason|1997 Eclipse RS

I contributed to the wiki!

happy p'ple

Chuck Norris said

-Roman

With Jackie Chan

1998 Eclipse GS

GS-T Axleback|CAI|OBX 4-1 Header|AF/X UDP|

...**Giggles** No, I

think I'll have

~Luke
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1969 Cougar - 11.91 - 380HP
2007 GSXR 750
1999 OZ - SOLD - 15.26 NA - 14.71 on 75 shot

to buy a

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dildo for my

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http://www.dsmregistry.com/detail.php?carid=1133
*form follows function*

Little brother, so

Don't sell your car to 16 year olds...

95 Eclipse RS - Sold for 6k, totalled three days later
91 Dodge Stealth R/T TT - 3" exhaust w/ no cats, eurethane motor mounts, 300M unbreakable output shaft, kevlar faced clutch, turbo XS BOV, 99 3000gt front conversion, carbon fiber hood. Dyno'd at 386hp. - SOLD! for 5k
98 Dodge Ram 1500 Club Cab 4x4 black on black.

my mom wont