Stuff razor blades behind everything. Let them butcher their hands and fingers trying to rip you off.

It's not exactly legal, but i did it anyway. All it took was one time, and from then on, i wanted anyone willing to try it to pay in blood and pain. Yeah, stick your hand in there and grab that deck, motherfucker. I don't mind when the cops see the two quarts of blood you lost in the parking lot, and track you to some stroke admitted to the ER last night for extreme digital lacerations and blood loss. Do i wanna press charges? Sure! Put the fuckhole away for a while, the insurance company will fix my shit.

Booby trap the shit out of everything. Don't bother with anything beyond an alarm to keep them out - if an alarm doesn't run them off, they're there for a purpose. Hide razors, needles, sharp things, pokey things, and anything you can think of in every place and position around all your stuff where they would have to reach to get it. Razors and needles in the speakerbox lift handles. Razors behind the console on the top and bottom of the radio. Needles on the bottom of the HVAC controls. You know how it goes together and comes apart - think like the theif. Imagine everywhere they'd have to put their hand, and put something there that will either cut them or stick them.

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