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Global Ruler Of All ThingsDarkOneMar-15-11 02:37 PM
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#46250, "Wish corruption thread...."




          

Stupid forum game I saw elsewhere that had me rolling...

Here are the rules:


  • Somebody makes a wish.
  • The next person grants that wish...
  • but in a way that makes the wish suck, and...
  • follows it up with their wish.


Side note: the idea is to have fun with this, not to come up with an incorruptible wish.

So anyway, to start:

I wish I had a snack.

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ModeratortekleinMar-15-11 02:46 PM
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#46251, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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 Mar-15-11 02:48 PM by teklein

          

Granted, but she is feeding it to you:



I wish I was skinny.

  
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AdministratorCODE4Mar-15-11 06:13 PM
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#46252, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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Originally posted by teklein
I wish I was skinny.


Here you go!



I wish to be successful in the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

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Fallen4ng31Mar-15-11 06:18 PM
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#46253, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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 Mar-15-11 06:19 PM by Fallen4ng31



          

You can survive, but the only way to ensure a 100% survival rate is to become a zombie. And the only way to become a zombie without being bitten is to lobotomize yourself. Enjoy!




I wish I had the power of controlled flight.

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Global Ruler Of All ThingsDarkOneMar-16-11 07:27 AM
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#46256, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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Originally posted by Fallen4ng31
I wish I had the power of controlled flight.


Granted. Too bad you can't land.

I wish I could wear my contacts lenses again.

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LD25Delta9Mar-16-11 07:40 AM
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#46258, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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Originally posted by DarkOne
Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 I wish I had the power of controlled flight.
Granted. Too bad you can't land. I wish I could wear my contacts lenses again.


Shazam! However the FDA has found through recent studies that contact solution is directly related to AIDS....and obesity.

I wish ALF was never canceled.

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Shake_ZullaMar-16-11 09:40 AM
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#46259, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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 Mar-16-11 09:41 AM by Shake_Zulla



          

Granted, however, Alf is now voiced by Jeff Goldblum, and he is given creative control over Alf's lines.

I wish donuts where fat free.

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AdministratorCODE4Mar-16-11 11:36 AM
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#46261, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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Originally posted by Shake_Zulla
I wish donuts were fat free.


They are fat free! In order to do so, the ingredients have been manipulated to maintain taste. Side effects now include random and rapid muscle deterioration.



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djtrickeeMar-16-11 11:41 AM
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#46262, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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^^ And wish thread goes dead.

Let me resurrect it.

I wish my eclipse would run perfectly and forever.

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ModeratorbullettdsmMar-16-11 11:43 AM
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#46263, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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Dave, I should edit your post just for fucking up the format, lol.

Oh crap, now I fucked it up.........

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#46264, "RE: Wish corruption thread...."
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 Mar-16-11 11:54 AM by Fallen4ng31



          

Originally posted by djtrickee
^^ And wish thread goes dead. Let me resurrect it. I wish my eclipse would run perfectly and forever.


Granted, however, such a thing is normally impossible, therefore in doing so you create a singluarity thereby destroying the Earth, and possibly the entire universe.

(I'll pick an obvious one) I wish I had infinite monetary resources.

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