Stupid forum game I saw elsewhere that had me rolling...
Here are the rules:
Somebody makes a wish.
The next person grants that wish...
but in a way that makes the wish suck, and...
follows it up with their wish.
Side note: the idea is to have fun with this, not to come up with an incorruptible wish.
So anyway, to start:
I wish I had a snack.
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#46253, "RE: Wish corruption thread...." In response to Reply # 2 Mar-15-11 06:19 PM by Fallen4ng31
You can survive, but the only way to ensure a 100% survival rate is to become a zombie. And the only way to become a zombie without being bitten is to lobotomize yourself. Enjoy!
#46256, "RE: Wish corruption thread...." In response to Reply # 3
Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 I wish I had the power of controlled flight.
Granted. Too bad you can't land.
I wish I could wear my contacts lenses again.
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#46261, "RE: Wish corruption thread...." In response to Reply # 6
Originally posted by Shake_Zulla I wish donuts were fat free.
They are fat free! In order to do so, the ingredients have been manipulated to maintain taste. Side effects now include random and rapid muscle deterioration.
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#46264, "RE: Wish corruption thread...." In response to Reply # 8 Mar-16-11 11:54 AM by Fallen4ng31
Originally posted by djtrickee ^^ And wish thread goes dead. Let me resurrect it. I wish my eclipse would run perfectly and forever.
Granted, however, such a thing is normally impossible, therefore in doing so you create a singluarity thereby destroying the Earth, and possibly the entire universe.
(I'll pick an obvious one) I wish I had infinite monetary resources.