#46687, "So, the world didn't end today.........."
So, I don't know if everyone had seen, the world was supposed to end today (May 21st) and did not. What am I to do with all of this bottled water...... (I know Jesus liked walking on it etc, so I bought a bunch for him, but he didn't show) Also, the water was pure, just like my soul. Why have I been so good my whole life. It was all for nothing, I got stood up lol.
#46688, "RE: So, the world didn't end today.........." In response to Reply # 0
Let me know if those bottles of water turn to wine. Then we'll talk. Until then, I'm gonna go on record as saying the only difference between fundamentalist christians and al quaeda is AK-47s and TNT.
Satan has no power over me because he doesn't exist.
#46689, "RE: So, the world didn't end today.........." In response to Reply # 1
Originally posted by DR1665 Let me know if those bottles of water turn to wine. Then we'll talk. Until then, I'm gonna go on record as saying the only difference between fundamentalist christians and al quaeda is AK-47s and TNT. Satan has no power over me because he doesn't exist.
#46700, "RE: So, the world didn't end today.........." In response to Reply # 3 May-24-11 02:18 AM by Red90Sev
Originally posted by 95_ESi_Person It couldn't end... there was still a keg to finish from a party this weekend. Its empty now, and my liver is shot.
Lol, maybe Jesus was just too hungover to end the world that day....Getting up at 6 am to start a day of world ending is a bitch after drinking too much of "the blood of Christ". lol
#46702, "RE: So, the world didn't end today.........." In response to Reply # 5
Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 ...Because Randy Savage sacrificed himself to deliver the human race from judgement. He should be venerated as a saint.
It's about time someone came up with a believable story!
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