Originally posted by someone else on another forumOn 10/5/07, Nate Johnson < j.nate@yahoo.com> wrote: Johnson Nate by name,I came across yourSubaru WRX 02 for sale which i am interested in,and i am ready to purchase it immediately.But i would like to know the present status and it's cost price so that I can proceed further on with payment, for the shippment I have a reputable shipping. Awaiting your favourable reply. Regards.. Nate Dear Nate, I appreciate your inquiry on my car. Currently, the car is in perfect condition, so my asking price is $53,254.12. I take money orders and would prefer to ship the car. Thanks! Also, please send a naked picture. Ian
Originally posted by someone else on another forum ----- Original Message ----- From: Nate Johnson To: Ian ********* Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 7:13 PM Subject: reply.....................Subaru WRX 02
Thanks for the mail. I really appreciate it. I'm presently on a business trip in Warsaw,Poland. I will like you to email me some pics,as the add was sent to me by a friend, then we can proceed with the transaction. I'll also like you to give me your last offering price. Concerning the collection, my agent will come on ground for the pick-up as soon as the deal is done. I hope to hear from you soon. Regards, Nate
Nate,
Thanks for your quick responses! Is Warsaw a fun place? I once heard that alot of people were killed there by Nazis. Are you a Nazi? I have tried to attach a a picture, but the scotch tape holding the picture to this email doesn't seem like it will hold when it travels though the "internet" tubes. If the picture doesn't make it all the way to you, please let me know and I will try using duct tape. My final offering price is $183,384.56. Is your collection agent a strapping young lad? I sure hope so! Thoughts and prayers,
Tony Danza
Originally posted by someone else on another forumMore scammers: On 10/8/07, Ken Hamilton < kenhamilton_lol@yahoo.com> wrote: Hello , How is Texas today ? My name is Ken Hamilton and i would like to make purchase on your lovely car you have for sale. Please kindly let me know if its still for sale with the details below : Price Recent pictures Why you want to sale it and the owner ? Thanks as i await your mail back. Hi Ken! Thats a really manly, American name you have! Ken Hamilton! You must have big muscles! My car is still for sale! The current sale price is $23,999! Are you local! I will take some new pictures tonight! The car looks great! I want to sell it because I want a new truck! I want to sell the owner because he smells bad! Let me know if you still want it! Ian!
Originally posted by someone else on another forumHooray more scammers! On 10/10/07, Harry Jeffery < harryjeffery202@yahoo.com> wrote: Hello there How are you doing,I saw your advert placed at craigslist that you want to sell off your Car and i really need this Car urgently for my client and he will be making the payment rightaway through Cashier Cheque,please send pics of the Car and also let me know the working condition of the Car and also the final asking price and also let me know if there is any ammendation needed to be made,and also how many miles does the Car has,shipping will not pose any problem my client have his private shipper and they will be coming for the pick up at your place once your payment is settled, Will you be able to send the excess fund to the shipper Agency via Money Gram same day you recieve the Payment for the freight booking and shipping registration and other documents attached to the pick up of the Car ? if its Okay by you send me your full name and Contact address and phone number for the Payment to be mailed out today Okay Get back to me ASAP Hello Harry Jeffery! Your name strikes me as funny. Here in America, Jeffery is often a first name. And Harry is used to describe something with lots of hairs, for example my balls! Therefore, it sounds like you are a guy named Jeffery that is harry! I laughed and laughed when I read that. HA HA! My car is ready for immediate sale! Cashier Cheque sounds fancy. Is it a French form of a check? I always have loved the French. They are a bunch of silly gooses! My final asking price is $12,345.67. The ammendation I need is a large plane to transport my livestock from Montana to Maine. In Montana, they just passed a new law where all sheep less than 4 feet tall and with small butt holes will be killed! It is awful and I appreciate your offer to help my fund: "Sheep With SBS (Small Butthole Syndrome)". As soon as you ship your "Cheque" let me know where to leave the car so the shipper guy can get it. Talk about first class service! I haven't had this kind of service since last time I was on safari in Africa in the summer of 1968 and had African slaves! Love dearly, Shaniqua
Originally posted by someone else on another forum And.....
----- Original Message ----- From: Ken Hamilton To: Ian Armstrong Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2007 5:54 PM Subject: PAYMENT
Thank you very much for the sweet response. You cant imagine how happy i am that this sale is going to go through, I would like you to understand that pertaining the price $23,999 i have talked it over with my wife.So she will be instructing her uncle in the state to make the payment to you with an American Cashier's Check of $29,000 to you through UPS or FEDEX Courier service .Which will include the payment fee and all other charges the bank will charge when getting it cashed at the bank .Then the rest of it would be for the shippment and freight which my shipping agent which handle on my behalf. The shippment would be done to Ontario Canada were i live with my wife and kids.
So i need from you is your full name and full contact address (Street name and number, city & state) along with your phone number. Thanks as i await your mail back . KEN HAMILTON......................
Hi Ken!!!!
I'm very happy you're happy! I love happy people! I once had a dog that made me happy, but he died in an awful car accident involving 3 nuns and a large Buick. Are your wife and kids pretty? Can you send me pictures of them? I'd love to show my brother your family! He loves taking pictures of families to our bathroom and staying in there for hours with the door closed. I like FedEx and UPS, but I really LOVE the Mustang Courier Service. They still use horses to deliver packages! It might take a little longer, but the horses like the trip, and I do too, wink wink. My address is:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC 80456
I look forward to seeing the cashier's check and your happy face with a brand new used car! Hooray us! I'm so lucky to deal with such a kind person with a happy family!
Love Dearly, George Boosh
Originally posted by someone else on another forumOn 10/11/07, Peter John < peterandjohn14@hotmail.com> wrote: Hello, My Name is John Timothy, am interested in buying your Car i will like to know the price of it and the pics with the present condition okay. i will be looking forward to read from you today with the price okay thank you. Best Regard. John Timothy Here is my private email address: johnandtimothy1@yahoo.no Hello John! The car is currently priced for $45,146.82. If I get this price, it will cover the costs to have my leg amputated and have a peg leg put on instead. The current condition of the car is great! I have painted a pirate flag onto every seat and overlaid all the trim with old wood from a real pirate ship and installed a bird cage in the trunk for my parrot. These are very well done modifications that add value to any car. I have put pictures in a glass bottle. Please let me know where you are located so I can throw the bottle into the proper ocean. Expect 5-25 weeks for delivery of the pictures. Please let me know if you have any other questions! SincARRRRly, Captain No Beard
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