me: Hello police: hello sir, Omaha police department. so where are you off to today at such a high rate of speed? me: uh . . . police: didn't you see me as you drove right by me? me: um . . . police: did you not see my flashing lights? me: um . . . police: sir, can you look behind me and tell me if they are working? me: yeah they are on police: good now i don't have to get them replaced. me: uh . . . hehe? police: and you didn't see the big flashing lights when i pulled beside you because . . .? me: um . . . police: well good thing you pulled over when i used my siren then huh? me: yeah police: did the state of Nebraska issue you 2 lisence plates? me: as far as i know police: then where is the one that's supposed to be on the front? me: um . . . police: do you know the name of the child in your back seat? me: yes? police: and that would be . . . ? me: nevan? police: well I'm glad you know something about whats going on this morning me: yeah police: yeah . . . I'm gonna need that license and registration now me: ok. can i move now to reach for it? police: yes, slowly
police: sir the next time you decide to speed, at least pretend to look for the cops. we wouldn't think you are speeding on purpose now would we? me: no sir
and for spacing off while driving doing 65 in a 35 i got a warning because i just passed him and he didn't actually have time to clock my speed and he told me that if i didn't get a new front plate he was gonna track me down at my house or my work Le sigh
______________________________________ ______________________________________ "Don't fear the weapon, fear the soul of the warrior using it." "My CEL only goes off when i remove my battery."
Best sum up of working on a 2GNT DR1665- "#5. Spike that motherfucker on the garage floor and grab a beer. You deserve it."
Ahhhh Priceless . . . eclipse982nrRST "its actually lightish red" RoninEclipse2G "yeah, they already have a color for that... it's called PINK"
#36000, "RE: wow . . . nice job Foggy!" In response to Reply # 0
Originally posted by foggy45 830 am me: Hello police: hello sir, Omaha police department. so where are you off to today at such a high rate of speed? me: uh . . . police: didn't you see me as you drove right by me? me: um . . . police: did you not see my flashing lights? me: um . . . police: sir, can you look behind me and tell me if they are working? me: yeah they are on police: good now i don't have to get them replaced. me: uh . . . hehe? police: and you didn't see the big flashing lights when i pulled beside you because . . .? me: um . . . police: well good thing you pulled over when i used my siren then huh? me: yeah police: did the state of Nebraska issue you 2 lisence plates? me: as far as i know police: then where is the one that's supposed to be on the front? me: um . . . police: do you know the name of the child in your back seat? me: yes? police: and that would be . . . ? me: nevan? police: well I'm glad you know something about whats going on this morning me: yeah police: yeah . . . I'm gonna need that license and registration now me: ok. can i move now to reach for it? police: yes, slowly police: sir the next time you decide to speed, at least pretend to look for the cops. we wouldn't think you are speeding on purpose now would we? me: no sir and for spacing off while driving doing 65 in a 35 i got a warning because i just passed him and he didn't actually have time to clock my speed and he told me that if i didn't get a new front plate he was gonna track me down at my house or my work Le sigh
I would have gotten arrested. If he told me he was going to hunt me down, I would have told him I was going to hunt down his wife and fuck her.
Good Job. Cops suck. Not all of them, but most of them that think they have all the power in the world.
#36020, "RE: wow . . . nice job Foggy!" In response to Reply # 2
Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 Your first reply: "I'm a surgeon."
......in a 2gnt??? haha sorry that made me laugh
=Dan=
98rs eclipse- Mods: BC2, C/F hood, custom turbo system consisting of a PTE SC50, turbosmart ultra gate (10psi), star FMIC and pipes, SFMU, HKS SSQV, 3" V-BAND downpipe from ATP, Zeitronix Wideband LCD displaying boost, egt and 02. *** SOLD and will be missed***
2006 gsxr 750- jardine gp1 exhaust, -1,+2 stealth sprockets, DID 525 chain, JD products pro TRE. 0-60 in a sneeze. ran a 10.8 avg 1/4 mile my first time to the track on street tires, stock swingarm and unstrapped.
#36021, "RE: wow . . . nice job Foggy!" In response to Reply # 3
Originally posted by lild14
Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 Your first reply: "I'm a surgeon."
......in a 2gnt??? haha sorry that made me laugh
Paging Dr. EZ to the white courtesy phone, Dr. EZ to the white courtesy phone...
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#36023, "RE: wow . . . nice job Foggy!" In response to Reply # 4 Oct-01-08 12:45 PM by foggy45
the Beverly hills version of doctors driving Ferraris and McLaren benzes just isn't true in the real hospitals man, especially since i dont work in private practice but in a collegiate teaching hospital
i'll take a picture of the doctors garage this weekend. seriously the only BMW's and Benzes are from the staff that have been there 20+ years or those not paying off the $250,000 it cost to get the MD or they are single or were trust fund babies where everything was paid for
lol, one of my Anesthesiologists used to drive a sunfire for the last 10 years, he just traded it in for an 09 corvette
______________________________________ ______________________________________ "Don't fear the weapon, fear the soul of the warrior using it." "My CEL only goes off when i remove my battery."
Best sum up of working on a 2GNT DR1665- "#5. Spike that motherfucker on the garage floor and grab a beer. You deserve it."
Ahhhh Priceless . . . eclipse982nrRST "its actually lightish red" RoninEclipse2G "yeah, they already have a color for that... it's called PINK"
#36024, "RE: wow . . . nice job Foggy!" In response to Reply # 4
Originally posted by DarkOne
Originally posted by lild14
Originally posted by Fallen4ng31 Your first reply: "I'm a surgeon."
......in a 2gnt??? haha sorry that made me laugh
Paging Dr. EZ to the white courtesy phone, Dr. EZ to the white courtesy phone...
aw crap. You know a lot of the surgeons I've worked with think my car is awesome. Though I've only met one (an ENT guy) that was into modding - we were discussing upgrading the turbos on his audi during surgery. He was like "OK after my warranty is over then I'll do it"
I know one other doc (optho resident, former classmate) that has a 2g too , but maybe she'll toss it when she's done with residency and making 300k.
As for me, I'm keeping the 2g. 17psi keeps me satisfied
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#36025, "RE: wow . . . nice job Foggy!" In response to Reply # 6
lol i know man i know. when i worked in a hosp enviroment mostly veteren docs had all the bmws and mercedes. but i was jk of course guys the 2g is sexier then most cars on the road.
=Dan=
98rs eclipse- Mods: BC2, C/F hood, custom turbo system consisting of a PTE SC50, turbosmart ultra gate (10psi), star FMIC and pipes, SFMU, HKS SSQV, 3" V-BAND downpipe from ATP, Zeitronix Wideband LCD displaying boost, egt and 02. *** SOLD and will be missed***
2006 gsxr 750- jardine gp1 exhaust, -1,+2 stealth sprockets, DID 525 chain, JD products pro TRE. 0-60 in a sneeze. ran a 10.8 avg 1/4 mile my first time to the track on street tires, stock swingarm and unstrapped.
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doing 65 in a 35 i got a warning because i just passed him and he didn't actually have time to clock my speed and he told me that if i didn't get a new front plate he was gonna track me down at my house or my work
the 2g is sexier then most cars on the road.