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TeamDR1665Apr-02-08 02:03 PM
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#32404, "April Fools and whatnot."


          

Nice to see some people fell for it, others caught it and played along, and still others showed their true colors in the end. Those who fell for it, we hope you can look back at things and laugh with the rest of us. For those who caught it and played along, thanks for making our little prank even better. Liquorninja.com was awesome. I know we can always count on deej for the best in alternate links. (Just too bad his sig still links to that clown forum.)

For the record, these are my own thoughts and do not represent the official opinion of this site and/or it's staff.

First of all, I have the utmost respect for the Site Team at DSMtuners. Chris and his staff (technically, I'm staff as well) do a pretty damn good job of keeping what has to be the biggest DSM site on the planet running at no charge to its members. Despite the signal-to-noise ratio over there, I *know* it drives the staff crazy when they see misinformation or petty bullshit between members. Just as we face an increasing number of low rent, slack-ass retards over here, so do they.

Every two-bit half-wit out there who's ever heard about DSMs being fast wants to get one and thinks he's king shit because he's finally got one. Doesn't matter that he bought a ragged-out, $1000 husk of a DSM and that he's invested absolutely zero original thought or effort to make it fast. He's got it. He's here. And he's not going away (until he smokes it because he's a retard). It's a fact of life and it has nothing to do with the quality of information and organization of that community.

Here is the rub, though. I have nothing against DSMtuners at all, but they don't have their 2GNT sections up because they, as a rule, are remotely interested in 2GNT performance. Those sections are only there because Chris saw there were finally enough 2GNT owners over there to warrant such things. (He takes care of his community. What can I say?) Were all the 2GNT owners to unite and come home to 2GNT.com, I'm sure they would have no problem taking those sections down. As much as they, as legitimate DSMers, respect you and your goals, they have no desire (and no reason) to learn anything about your car.

On the other hand, this site was created just under ten years ago, to make damn sure there was a place where people who, for whatever reason, picked up a non-turbo DSM had a place to share ideas and tech without that information being diluted by the random, clueless poseur with a 4G63. We're all DSMers. We all stick together, but this website is here because we, as a community, sincerely care about your project and we genuinely want to see you succeed. If a prettier forum interface is more important to you, then by all means, take your shallow ass the fuck over to Tuners and wait for our tech to get to you over there.

You see, it's not so much that I have anything against Tuners. Quite to the contrary, actually. My issue is people taking this site - why it exists, how it's run, and what goes into it - for granted because they're more interested in a flashy interface. Form follows function. This site has the substance you need to achieve the dreams you have for your 2GNT. Seriously. If you can't figure out how to post on here or how to get the answers to your questions on this site, those of us who know what we're doing when it comes to DSMs - on both sides of the fence - just can't see how in the hell you are going to do anything other than post more mindless, off topic bullshit and cry when we don't drop everything to spoon feed you the information you're too damn lazy to even attempt to find for yourself. (Go ahead. Give me another excuse.)

To those few, upstanding folks that throw some cash our way each year - either donation or sponsorship - we thank you most sincerely. To those who can feel what this place is really all about - we hope you remain active and seek us out so that we can make sure you get to fully enjoy all the benefits this community has to offer for the long haul. To those who think there is better elsewhere - I hope you find what you're looking for.

  

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RE: April Fools and whatnot., djtrickee, Apr-02-08 03:34 PM, #1
RE: April Fools and whatnot., techboy, Apr-02-08 03:54 PM, #2
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., 2GeclipseRS, Apr-02-08 04:33 PM, #3
           RE: April Fools and whatnot., slowmitsu, Apr-02-08 05:06 PM, #4
RE: April Fools and whatnot., gadkins1974, Apr-02-08 06:09 PM, #5
RE: April Fools and whatnot., AdministratorStar Turbo Talon, Apr-03-08 04:16 AM, #6
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., totaleclipse_05, Apr-03-08 05:25 AM, #7
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., Moderator992gnt, Apr-03-08 05:47 AM, #8
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., eclipse982nrRST, Apr-03-08 05:49 AM, #9
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., Graph-X, Apr-03-08 08:25 AM, #10
RE: April Fools and whatnot., corivus, Apr-03-08 06:29 AM, #11
RE: April Fools and whatnot., ashaleenicole, Apr-03-08 12:38 PM, #12
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., totaleklipse97, Apr-03-08 01:12 PM, #13
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., eclipse982nrRST, Apr-03-08 02:19 PM, #14
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., dalesmitsu, Apr-03-08 09:53 PM, #15
      RE: April Fools and whatnot., gadkins1974, Apr-04-08 06:37 AM, #16
           RE: April Fools and whatnot., 2GeclipseRS, Apr-08-08 07:30 AM, #17

djtrickeeApr-02-08 03:34 PM
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#32408, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Originally posted by DR1665
To those who think there is better elsewhere...




Ya, its www.liquorninja.com for the win. j/k.

2GNT.com has made my car and my hobby what it is today and for the past 7 years, and without 2GNT.com it would not be where it is today (holding the garage floor down) Can't live without the info and resources here...

That is all.

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techboyApr-02-08 03:54 PM
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#32409, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Couldn't agree more. I've had a DSM for 8 years now, and 6 of those years were w/ a N/T. I drive a 4G63 now and haven't left 2GNT. I have NO membership on any other DSM sites. I can still find everything I'm looking for here and still like to read up on the N/T tech every now and then and help other guys out. To all those 2GNT admin people who I've personally met and know (only a small handful), thank you for all you do to keep 2GNT running emoji


1999 Eclipse GST 4G63

  

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2GeclipseRSApr-02-08 04:33 PM
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#32410, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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I shit my pants.

Didn't even realize it was april 1st. I had just hosed my engine too! Lol. I would have gotten rid of my rs a while ago if it wasn't for this site.

Brandon

Goodnight sweetheart...yes its time to go...bum bum bum bum bum...good night sweetheart yes I am one little a$$hole......bum bum bum bum....

  

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slowmitsuApr-02-08 05:06 PM
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#32411, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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A good prank this year. emoji

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gadkins1974Apr-02-08 06:09 PM
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#32412, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Apr-02-08 06:09 PM by gadkins1974

          

This is a great site. Granted, I no longer have a DSM (yes yes, in time), this site is still great to come to even if just for The Pits. The "joke" does raise some sincere thoughts that maybe I should reconsider donating to this site. Sure, I don't "use" it for its full potential, but it's a good place to be, filled with great people, and helping it survive only makes sense. In that spirit, please be on the lookout for a donation from me sometime in May.

And you just got greedy. Did you forget that some folks here would figure this out instantly? If Dino wanted this site gone, it'd be gone. A "business" meeting to sort it out? Uhm, huh? Bry***N***den coming back AND announcing Shamu II? That's where ya lost it.

Curious though. Ashlee selling her rides? Part of the joke? Or is that legit?

I'm pretty much ignoring the Wiki

  

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AdministratorStar Turbo TalonApr-03-08 04:16 AM
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#32420, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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To add to what Brian has brought up; Many of you members are what makes this site what it is everyday. We are as much a part of you as you are a part of us. We are like family here and every family has a queer or two (Graph-x and Stanley in our case). Many of you sit and cry with how harsh I (or any of the MODS) are at times, for what its worth that very same harshness is also there to keep the new jackholes, scam artists, and any other idiot from fucking with you as well, I am equally hard on everyone of you. To make you feel even better I want to you to know I dont care what you think.... emoji

There have been many days I have wanted to just move on to another platform, I am at that point right now as a matter of fact....but the thought of so many of you continuously striving to make something of your car is what keeps me coming back every day. We began putting a great deal of thought into the april fools day shenanigans and to see so many of you have fun with it makes it worth while.

Those of you who dont like navigating around or have the nerve to complain about this place.....you can feel free to frequent another board. Every site has its benefits as Brian mentioned, we just happen to narrow our focus down to this platform to be the leading source of information on the 2G non-turbo.

  

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#32425, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Originally posted by Star Turbo Talon
Many of you sit and cry with how harsh I (or any of the MODS) are at times, for what its worth that very same harshness is also there to keep the new jackholes, scam artists, and any other idiot from fucking with you as well, I am equally hard on everyone of you. To make you feel even better I want to you to know I dont care what you think.... emoji


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Originally posted by DR1665
You're welcome to all the beer you can drink, but you have to go get it yourself. Don't get pissy when we point to the fridge and tell you to get it yourself.

  

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#32426, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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I wasn't really gonna leave and go to tuners. Geez.



Keep up the good work fellas!

Greg

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#32427, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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This is by far the best site on the internet for me. When you have trouble with your car, where else can you turn to for FREE tech advice and opinions on things? I dont think a lot of people actually realize how much money they have trully saved by this site. A lot of can actually diagnose others and our own problems now thanks to other people over the net, thats just amazing in reality. This site has saved my ass so many times throughout the years that I have been here, and I know it will continue too, like Terry said, this is pretty much a family here. A+ for 2gnt.com.

And to the MODS, It was good thinking and plotting, especially with Dino taking the site down. I thought at first it could be true, but then you guys kind of spoiled things for the airplane flight to discuss the forum, c'mon now. If you dont have the dough to fork out a monthly bill for the site, why the hell would you spend extra money from your own pocket to fly to meet up about 2gnt, haha.

Then with the Mr.Slick posts and Shamuu II, thats what really gave it away.

All in all though, it was funny.

I am out.

-MIKE-

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#32432, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Originally posted by Star Turbo Talon
We are like family here and every family has a queer or two (Graph-x and Stanley in our case).


Hey Terry, I'm not gay. You sucked my dick.

  

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corivusApr-03-08 06:29 AM
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#32429, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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honestly if it wasn't for this site, and driggs and dave I would of sold my car 2 months ago and just stayed with my beater. I don't really post that often because any of the information I really need is already posted unless its some weird freakish grimlin. Nice april fools joke tho emoji

My car isn't gray, the paint is just fading.

  

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ashaleenicoleApr-03-08 12:38 PM
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#32440, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Sadly, it's legit. Trying to find a way around selling Pinky, but not looking good. wish I could stick him in a time capsule and pull him out after grad school lol

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#32444, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Some of you guys still take it up the poopchute.. but your all like my bro's anyway.. so I try not to be superficial and judge you by your sexual orientation (terri). If the people weren't so damn cool here, and willing to do anything to help people out, I wouldn't have gave two shits to come back here all these years. The community and members make this site what it is, with their unlimited tech knowledge, ingenuity, and sheer dickheadness =) makes this place just seem like home.. even if you don't have a 2gnt anymore, like many of our *old members (greg)lol. If you can't see what makes this place so damn cool.. we didn't want you here anyway. Appreciate what we have here guys.. and what all these guys do for us.

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#32451, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Apr-04-08 05:58 AM by DR1665

          

Admin EDIT: Mike fucked up. Again.

-MIKE-

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#32463, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Apr-04-08 05:59 AM by DR1665



          

Admin EDIT: Pointed out that Mike fucked up again.

  

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#32470, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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Originally posted by ashaleenicole
Sadly, it's legit. Trying to find a way around selling Pinky, but not looking good. wish I could stick him in a time capsule and pull him out after grad school lol


Oh wow. I really wish I had the money to actually pick it up off of you. It's sad that you have to give up the car since you put a lot of thought and such into it.

But hey.. Grad School.. good on ya.

I'm pretty much ignoring the Wiki

  

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#32517, "RE: April Fools and whatnot."
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You can always build another dsm after school. More money.

I may have to sell mine. My gf and I have a bun in the oven. Found out this past sunday. Hopefully, my child can own or atleast work on a dsm before they're all gone. emoji


I registered on toonerz. Lot of good reads. Their 420a forum is lacking and VP needs more pics of the cast turbo manifold!!!!!!

Whatever. 2gnt will always be my dsm home.

Goodnight sweetheart...yes its time to go...bum bum bum bum bum...good night sweetheart yes I am one little a$$hole......bum bum bum bum....

  

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