thank you offtopic.

What the fuck was I thinking?

Here is the edu and may god have mercy on your eternal soul if you attempt to go where I have just gone.:

To start out, gather up everything that you need:

Bacon
Vodka
Frying pan
Bottle (in this case, Im using an empty pina nectar bottle)
Coffee filters



Heat the pan for the bacon:


Clean up the bottle so it looks all pretty:


Mmm, bacon. For hilaritys sake I asked my Jewish roommate how to cook it:


Shit was too long so I cut it in half:


Ooops, I burned something. Im a bad cook:


Had to shut this little fucker up, it was annoying as shit:


Oh god, bacon grease ftw:


Pour that delicious pig juice in to the bottle:


Then fill it with roughly one pound of bacon:


Now for the high quality Vodka, $7.25 for a 750ml bottle:


Pour it in careful not to spill any of this liquid gold:


Now heat it up to get everything all mixed together:


Now freeze it to separate the bacon fat:


I maked a mess:


Now its time to filter what looks to be the foulest thing ever made:



I took a shot of it.
I ran to the bathroom.
I fucking threw up all over.
No pictures, I cant go in there, the smell will make me vomit. Ill deal with it later.

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Next time, use eggs too. Then you can have yourself a nice breakfast.

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Salty Vodka? Ugh.

Good idea though.

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LOL wow.

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Ugh. What a waste of perfectly good bacon.

My mother-in-law makes her own red hot vodka. Oh man. She dissolves something like a pound of redhots in Vodka and then lets it sit, all sealed up, for about a year. Wow. Good stuff.

Old.

Here is proper way to make bacon INFUSED vodka, not just some stupid add-on.

Its not bad since everything is better with bacon.

http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/

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2 Fingers of Scotch with a milk back... Stat!

F'ing Gross.

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Stroked 2.2L

I always thought it might work to make a Margarita with bacon salt.

But why settle for bacon vodka, when you can make HABANERO RUM?




http://www.23b.org/gallery/v/23b_members/flea/fleas_misc/fleas_habanero_rum_dc13/

Originally posted by noboost
But why settle for bacon vodka, when you can make HABANERO RUM? http://www.23b.org/gallery/v/23b_members/flea/fleas_misc/fleas_habanero_rum_dc13/

-MIKE-

Stroked 2.2L

Dude. You are my hero.

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