"You may think you've done a lot of strange things in your life, but until you've put slices of raw bacon into a food processor at 10:30pm, you really haven't even scratched the surface of strange."
"Strike that. Pressing the "Pulse" button on my food processor and watching raw bacon being ground into tiny pieces was the strangest moment of my life. I'd write more, but there's no metaphor to properly describe this experience."
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Originally posted by Hedge I almost want to pay someone to try to eat a bowl of bacon cerial.
How much?
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'95 Eclipse TurboGS (garage deco) '95 TSi AWD (restoring a survivor) '97 Talon ESi-T (poor impulse control) '99 Eclipse RS-T (daily beater) '13 Evo X (mostly stock) '17 Sienna (Middle Aged Dad Mobile)
Bacon is the best...seriously. Women just don't get it. I'll cook up a half pound and my wife will take one piece and I'll eat the rest and still want more. She says "You're gross." and I'll say "No, I'm normal." LOL
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