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Is it a screenplay about a really tall guy who is trying to find a car, but they're all Miatas and Yugos and so he has to decide between the two, but it's so hard because, on the one hand, the Miata has more power, handles better, and has a drop top, but it's a girl's car and he'd look gay in it, whereas, in the Yugo, he'd get really good gas mileage, but look like a pauper, so he's constantly torn between the two and obsesses about this decision to the point of his entire world nearly falling apart like the Machinist only to finally stumble upon an old rusty bicycle left under a tree in a meadow, which he then restores and rides around, proud to be a craftsman and master of his own universe?
Is it like that, Greg? 
Congrats. Should you want to use any of this material in the future, at least offer me a psaltry $50k for it, okay? Thanks. 
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