"Dino: Hey look Thura! CORN and SOY BEANS!

Thura: Wow! that's kick ass man.

Dino (3 hours later): Hmm... there is sure a lot of corn and soy beans around here. I'm sure we'll drive out if it soon.

Thura: Yea, I never knew the country could eat this much food. No wonder we are the fattest country in the world.

Dino (another 2 hours later): I hate this fucking state! The only thing they have here is CORN and SOY BEANS and it's fucking never-ending! This has to be the most boring ass place in the world.

Thura: Umm... yea. By the way, have you seen a gas station lately?"

I'm guessing that this is a fairly accurate representation of the dialog that will be taking place in the next 5 hours.

Seriously though, I had a blast at the shootout. It was soo fun meeting and drinking and laughing with you guys. I can't wait for next year now. It makes it more fun to post now that I can put a face and a personality on your screen names. I can't wait to see some video and some pics!

Matt
1995 Eclipse GS
2.0L, S16g Turbo, 8 Injectors, 26psi

1998 Eclipse GSX
2.3L Stroker, AEM EMS Converted to Speed Density, FP3065 Turbo, 35psi , and so on...

dont forget the dueling banjos and the fact that the whole state was BROWN

Travis
************
Blue 93 Talon AWD
Best Time 11.9 w/ 104 octane
-Objects in mirror are getting thier asses kicked-

yeah. that sucks big time. i live about 5 hours away and i hated that much driving. i had fun but am glad to be home as well.

good luck dino and thura!

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lol matt those sound like direct quotes!

im sure the new seats were a little more comfortable on the way back at least...

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Matt D.
'06 Evo IX SE
'98 RS-T 13.8 @ 106.1

direct quote from Dino, "Dude! let's get a stripper!!!"

>direct quote from Dino, "Dude! let's get a stripper!!!"

When was that?!?!? No wonder I never saw him at the track sunday...

Greg

'19 Genesis G70 3.3t AWD
'88 Chrysler Conquest TSI

actually he was sleeping with a hangover.... lol. i dont know where he was all morning. he never said i dont think....

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The best Dino quote of the trip had to be (NOT talking to me ):

"Dude! You've got BUGS on your BALLS!"

I'll let him explain it when he gets home hahaha.

Matt
1995 Eclipse GS
2.0L, S16g Turbo, 8 Injectors, 26psi

1998 Eclipse GSX
2.3L Stroker, AEM EMS Converted to Speed Density, FP3065 Turbo, 35psi , and so on...

and, don't forget

"and at the Norwalk in, they get Free Porn?!?! We're staying there next year!"

"Tutto fa brodo."

Todd Scungio
98 RS
15.173 @ 90.70 MPH

And also a 2011 Ralliart

Hahahahha...

You guys think you have the quotes...You shoulda saw Ryan do impersonations! He's got Dino down to the accent and "Texas" lean!

Too funny!

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Jason ESi-T

04' BMW 325Ci
91' Nissan 240SX
98' Eagle Talon ESi (sold)

Sorry to dissapoint, but I helped them plan a a different route, down through Indiana.

I saw a little footage and it will make a nice video, edited of course...

And the word of the weekend is... "Chode" or Choad, depending on pronounciation.



15.9 @ 86.7mph

Smooth idle? We don't need no stinking smooth idle.

Mods List:
http://highlander.dsmpower.com/sig.htm

Very interesting Dino.

I want to see some video.

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98 ESi
95 GS

Hey Thura, can i borrow your flashlight? hahaahahh

13.5 @108 MPH-2.2 60ft(stupid FWD!)
S16G @ 18 PSI/FMIC/Running on MegaSquirt II (Now with sequential
fuel injection)
My webpage: http://eclipsed4evr.home.comcast.net
-1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse RS-T- "Toy"
-1992 Plymouth Laser Turbo AWD(SOLD)
-2000 Honda CR-V(daily)

damn, this thread is too funny. Just wait til they get back and see what they have to say. I bet Matt had that dialog completely rightabout their conversation.

winter project: custom t3/t4 turbo and some others

"You got a boner!"
".......Yeah!"

Yea it was really cool meeting lots of the guys here, and now being able to match a face and personality with the name. I'm definately going again next year. The shootout was a success!

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Ryan
IRyanHester@Hotmail.com

'03 Mazda 6s

We made Baton Rouge about 7am this morning (Tuesday). We both just woke up, and we're still 3.5 hours from Houston.

You guys rock! Both Thura and I had a complete and total fucking blast this weekend. Easily the most awesome thing i've ever done.

It wasn't the "highest climax of my life" like Ryan, (cuz i do, sometimes, get laid ) but it was pretty damn cool.

We got tons of awesome video. You guys just wait - we've got some f'n blackmail material on some people.

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If a sentence found online has 35% misspellings or greater and includes at least two racially charged expletives, chances are it is a YouTube comment.

'95 Eclipse TurboGS (garage deco)
'95 TSi AWD (restoring a survivor)
'97 Talon ESi-T (poor impulse control)
'99 Eclipse RS-T (daily beater)
'13 Evo X (mostly stock)
'17 Sienna (Middle Aged Dad Mobile)



Factory Service Manuals: http://nawdu.de/files/

Shit, I remember you saying that about the video blackmail....



heh heh

"Tutto fa brodo."

Todd Scungio
98 RS
15.173 @ 90.70 MPH

And also a 2011 Ralliart

>You guys just wait - we've got
>some f'n blackmail material on some people.

Damn... this is gonna suck!



15.9 @ 86.7mph

Smooth idle? We don't need no stinking smooth idle.

Mods List:
http://highlander.dsmpower.com/sig.htm

(contemplates anything i may have done to be blackmailed)....hmmm I *think* i'm in the clear! :o hahaha

13.5 @108 MPH-2.2 60ft(stupid FWD!)
S16G @ 18 PSI/FMIC/Running on MegaSquirt II (Now with sequential
fuel injection)
My webpage: http://eclipsed4evr.home.comcast.net
-1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse RS-T- "Toy"
-1992 Plymouth Laser Turbo AWD(SOLD)
-2000 Honda CR-V(daily)

Yeah, I had a great time this weekend.

Mike, remember the quotes Friday night about people drinking and smoking ... it came to mind when we were stopped at a Sonic in Nashville. LOL. I'll have to explain more later.

Our new route took us through Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Louisiana, then to Texas when we leave here. Due to time constraints we were unable to experience REAL Kentucky Fried Chicken!

-"Easy Mac"
05 Mazda RX-8 (RR8 #88)
99 Eclipse RS 398whp & 372lb-ft

>Due to time constraints we were unable to experience
>REAL Kentucky Fried Chicken!

My kids say it IS better than the fake KFC you get in Ohio or elsewhere. You guys should have stopped by!

Greg

'19 Genesis G70 3.3t AWD
'88 Chrysler Conquest TSI

Yeah, it was cool to hang out with all you guys in the parking lot at the BW. I wish I would have gone to the shootout on sunday, but at least I got to go saturday, and hang out for a little bit saturday night. Hopefully next year I will have a little more time.

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-Ian
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-1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS (SOLD!)
-2006 Nissan Frontier NISMO
-2003 CBR600RR
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D0od....Norwalk Inn does have free pr0n....and a microwave n whatnot Bill talked to the owner about reserving the whole hotel next year....we jus gotta see what the dates are.