Found these online while helping someone out. Figured you racers might find it entertaining...

http://www.smokemup.com/games/index.php

EDFDC OWNZ

Will Werk for Mods

1995 RS

Current Mods:
Cracked Front Bumper
K&N Intake
Flowmaster Muffler
Platinum +4 Plugs
MSD SuperConductor Wires
and one heavy Right Foot!!!!

**Badgers??? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!!!**

**No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice!**

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Fucking Kangaroos.
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Maybe I don't understand... correct my if i'm wrong. but you gotta wait 400ms after the yellow lights or something? then hit it? cuz, if you do it RIGHT when they light up you get f'd. otherwise, its easy to win.

Having Problems? Heres my Three step solution to anything 2gnt related.
Step 1: Put down everything in your hands.
Step 2: Grab a lucky strike, Smoke it.
Step 3: Walk to the fridge, double fist some keystone ice, sit down in the shade, drink one beer, finish cigarette, drink other beer, roll a joint, smoke it, walk back to your problem, and in about 5 minutes the solution will come to you.
If not. Go here: here

If still nothing, your trying to hard. Start over at step 1.

Just go with the full tree, and you wait until the yellows are done. If you hit "go" before the greens light up, then you are all done. I just got a .511... hehe
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Dude, Boeing called. They want their wing back.

Dark0ne95: There is a butthole on that girl that his going to feel the wrath of 23 yeras of worldwide hate.
Me: Can I put that in my sig?
Dark0ne95: GO right fucking ahead.

hmmm...that really sucks. i couldnt get any better than a .8 in the full tree, but i consistantly got .42s in the pro tree. actually, i kept geting .3s, and had to concentrate to get .4s, LOL. for some reason i only beat the computer once....hmmmm...

:shhh: i do cocaine :/shhh: