As for the Self Inflicted Injuries: These people are the reason there are safety warnings on products. "Don't stick hands under mower while running" "This is NOT a step"... etc.
Crimes: These people are completely retarded. I laughed my ass off when some guy tried to get into a restaurant and got stuck and it took 45 minutes for paramedics to "grease him up to get him out". It showed a clip of him sitting naked on the curb all covered in grease or body oil (DUMBASS).
