Mike (Cereal5) has offered to pick me up at the airport Thursday night. I'm sure it won't be a problem to get a ride, but I'd like to see if anyone knows for sure they could truck my happy ass to Norwalk Friday afternoon up front, ya know? I don't want to have to hold Dino and Thura at gunpoint for 5 hours.


Me (pointing gun): Take me to the shootout or else.
Dino: Man! Get in the backseat asshat.
Me: Call me "asshat" again. I dare you, bitch.
Dino: Asshat.
Me: Oh no you didn't!
Dino: Hey asshat, shut your fuckhole and get in the back now.
Dino (to Thura): (What a fucking asshat.)
Me: Well, okay. Can you move the seat up a bit there please?
Dino: No.
Thura (laughing): And empty that squirt gun Brian. I don't want you spilling whiskey in my car.

EDIT:
I'd be willing to pay a bunch of toll imo.