Hey, instead of busting this kids balls. Why don't you just answer the question so someone else who is insterested in the topic can get an answer.

Use an aircraft or marine grade adhesive, or double face tape and rivets, you can blend it in with bondo.

This kid probaly doesn't have anything he says he does, but he just wants attention. We all know he's a asstard chinaberry, but why give him the attention his boyfriend wont?