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840, HOSTEL - movie RE-review Posted by tim97rs, Jan-10-06 04:03 PM
OMG!!! that was the biggest f-ing disappointment. So god-damned over hyped. I seem gorier war movies. Granted some conceptual material in the movie is a bit disturbing, but certainly not as "fucked up" as everyone says. Did i mention hoe overhyped it was, and how NOT super graphic it was... thank god i still live in shithole town that only charges $6.00 for a movie, so im not out tht much!
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842, RE: HOSTEL - movie RE-review Posted by Hult250R, Jan-10-06 04:19 PM
I kinda thought the same thing, It was "cool" just because it was so fucked up, but it wasnt a good movie, the plot pretty much sucked.
We went tonight (Tuesday) and our theater has $5 tuesdays so Im glad I didnt pay the outrageous price to see it.
Edit: Oh ya, It was pretty funny when a couple got up and walked out in the middle of the movie bacause it was so gross Lol
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908, RE: HOSTEL - movie RE-review Posted by Blizare, Jan-11-06 07:52 AM
I just thought it was cool when that bitch gets run OVER by the 2nd car . heh.
Other than that. Lots of nice euro boobies to look at. :)
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916, RE: HOSTEL - movie RE-review Posted by DR1665, Jan-11-06 09:15 AM
Formula for a successful horror flick.
1. Take good-looking, 30-something actor and actress, give them trendy, MTV haircuts and wardrobe. EDIT: Cast them as teen-agers.
2. Add a handful of attractive, but not overly famous or recognizable 30-something "teens" to the mix.
3. Insert into ridiculous situation that would never happen in the real world, as even the biggest fucking idiots in the real world have enough common sense to avoid, oh, say a large, creepy guy tossing what looks like a body down a pipe out in the middle of the country despite a desire to go "investigate."
"Are you okay? Is anyone down there?" No. You idiot. It was a DEAD body. You don't usually see psychopaths going to the trouble of wrapping up people who are still alive. :rolleyes
4. Figure out a way for two of the hot extras to get naked.
5. Kill them in the most grotesque and gory (albeit, far-fetched and ridiculous) manner you can think of from your cushy Corinthian leather chair in Holywood.
6. Have the up-until-now-unintelligent main characters figure out the immensely complex mystery that, although the villain is merely a sick fucking psychopath, he is really trying to teach society a lesson of some kind in his own diabolical way.
7. The retards find a way to kill the bad guy in a way that saves the day, yet leaves backdoor open for even gayer sequel next summer (read; Final Destination - nothing "final" about it. Where's Death when I need him - half an hour into that tripe?)
8. Annoyingly trendy stars fall in love.
9. Don't forget the TRL soundtrack and special edition remixed music video at the end of the credits.
That shit is all the same. It's not that it scares me, but that the characters are all so stupid that it pisses me off. They shouldn't call them horror films. They should call them rage-inducing films. :P
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920, RE: HOSTEL - movie RE-review Posted by WIDECLIPSE, Jan-11-06 10:07 AM
So, who's going to Amsterdam with me?
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942, RE: HOSTEL - movie RE-review Posted by Collente, Jan-11-06 02:03 PM
count me in...
Nick 97RS
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945, RE: HOSTEL - movie RE-review Posted by Blizare, Jan-11-06 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Collentecount me in... Nick 97RS 
I'm there.
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949, RE: HOSTEL - movie RE-review Posted by tim97rs, Jan-11-06 03:41 PM
i'll bring the lighters!
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