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Topic subjectI hit a goose!!!
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8048, I hit a goose!!!
Posted by 95_ESi_Person, Apr-21-06 05:19 PM
The lady and I were driving around in Champaign (IL) today heading to the Best Buy and out of nowhere there was a goose in the middle of the road. There was a pickup next to me so no swerving.

POP THUNK THUNK

I look in the rearview and see it, looked like it was standing up, but I think I broke it's neck so it looked like Gobbles from South Park.

Oh and my fiance swears that I said "Duck Duck Goose" before it happened.

Trailblazer - 1, Goose - 0
8053, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by sonikbewm, Apr-21-06 06:25 PM
LOL stupid goose!
8057, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by 95_ESi_Person, Apr-21-06 07:36 PM


8059, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by Pitchblack98, Apr-21-06 08:15 PM
lmao @ duck duck goose...
8061, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by 95_ESi_Person, Apr-21-06 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Pitchblack98
lmao @ duck duck goose...


Yeah, she is positive I said that, I don't remember anything like that...

I may have said "What the?! Goose!"

Either way, Duck Duck Goose is funny as hell.

I don't know why but I feel sort of bad about the whole thing. Well, at least I wasn't driving the Talon when it happened.

I gave that thing fair warning, I honked the horn.
8066, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by WIDECLIPSE, Apr-22-06 04:17 AM
Originally posted by 95_ESi_Person
I gave that thing fair warning, I honked the horn.
It probably just thought your horn was a mating call or something. Turned around, and instead of seeing a nice geese, it saw a blazer ready for some love.

8071, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by GSGoinFast, Apr-22-06 07:12 AM
lol any damage? Hey atleast you found the goose afterwards, I hit a racoon in my car at 40 mph, got out to check the damage and there was only a wet spot on the grey plastic with fur on it, I went back to find the racoon(I dunno why) but he was no where to be found... a mystery indeed.
8096, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by ScreaminE, Apr-23-06 05:53 AM
I had to shit like a goose this morning, but thats a whole different story.
8100, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by 95_ESi_Person, Apr-23-06 10:57 AM
Originally posted by GSGoinFast
lol any damage?


Haha!!! Nope. No feathers or anything on the Trailblazer, no blood either.
8105, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by blcktalipse, Apr-23-06 12:31 PM
Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE
Originally posted by 95_ESi_Person I gave that thing fair warning, I honked the horn.
It probably just thought your horn was a mating call or something. Turned around, and instead of seeing a nice geese, it saw a blazer ready for some love.


haha the exact same thing i thought when i read it lol thats great
8109, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by youkickedmydog, Apr-23-06 01:39 PM
AHH same thing happened to me when I had my civic... except it was intentional... and I was going 80. Afterwards my car was running funny, upon inspection I found a shit load of feathers in the air box.
8116, RE: I hit a goose!!!
Posted by boosted60trimrst, Apr-23-06 01:54 PM
lmao duck duck goose