Might not work here since everyone is OMGmytalonisawesome97, but let's give it a shot.


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edit: you can use my normal username Chris ILL if it helps

Chris likes to drink piss =)

<names aaron

aaron dont be caren,

<- pete

btw has anyone ever played the drinking games called kings? this is a aspect of the game... we should all get sloshed before we go any farther.

pete takes the meat.

< Chris

Originally posted by Chris97RS
pete takes the meat. < Chris

There once was a man named Chris
Whose rhyming was so worthy of a diss
The chicks would mumble
His stomach would grumble
When his rhymes were not gonna make the list.

Chris was so worried about himself
Sometimes he used to think he was an elf.
His rhyming skills should not be confused with wealth
So he should just go and put them up on the shelf.

Chris... his name was
Diss... all he got was
Fist... from big poppas
Bliss... never come across

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
aaron dont be caren, <- pete

Once upon a time there was Pete
He thought his ride was hot on the street
Although he didn't know
His engine he would blow
When he met up with a Porsche that was leet.

Pete didn't want to tell his friends
That he couldn't fix his car with his ends
Had to do some shit to make amends
Hit the street to sell Barbies and Kens.

When it came time for the rebuild
He didn't have the knowledge or the will
Decided to hit the bar for some swill
No hit points, no mana, no gil.

(last line is a Final Fantasy reference, if you don't know, you just aren't geek enough)

Originally posted by totaleklipse97
Chris likes to drink piss =) <names aaron

Aaron likes to drive around his car
Blarin' his music travels far
Sharin his drinks up at the bar
Cause his swillin skills just aint up to par.

On 2gnt he calls himself totaleclipse
No hot rhymes are heard from his lips
I don't think he ever read the script
Cause he never ever flipped, what a jip.

Bomb skills like Aaron
Those bears they be carin (???)
drivin he is darin'
Thinks he'll get hot Sharon
Welfare clothes he's wearin
Stinks like hot herring
Good luck with you're next pairing
You'll need it cause you know I'm not sparing
Any rhymes while I lean on my fat boy Harley fairing.

yeah yeah, fatboys don't have fairings, cut me some slack.

Chris is insane
for a thread thats this lame
coming up off the brain
for a silly ass game

he said his name is chris
but didn't explain how lame this is
for a minute I'll mame this shit
until the next name on the list

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE
Chris is insane for a thread thats this lame coming up off the brain for a silly ass game he said his name is chris but didn't explain how lame this is for a minute I'll mame this shit until the next name on the list

Let me tell you a little bit about Roman
He thought his car was hot cause he's a showman
Won't find a buyer for his kit, I've got an omen
It will get dusty layin around cause it's gay.

Roman tried to call my thread lame
Then why are you tryin to play this game?
Call it lame, well I guess you are the same.
I'll just chill and try to pass time today.

Coming from a state that is full of hicks
The boonies, BFE, the sticks
When you see this, you might just shit a brick
Check out this pic I took on a TN highway.



hahaha yeah man, I took this picture this past week in Jonesborough TN. It's a vacuum and gun shop. You read that right. Pick up a Hoover and a gauge at the same time so you can save time for mudding later! I guess something has to clean the brains off the carpet.

Just playin, I know Nashville is a bit more civilized than Eastern Tennessee.

Not bad.

Looks like Chris can keep up
Bringing back old body kit stuff
he might seem a bit tough
but I've heard he's not so rough

talking about Tennessee and what's up
driving through taking pics and stuff
we don't like to sweep up our dust
so we shoot and vacuum it up

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what!

Roman aint nothing but a ho man
He is goin no where in life and
His rhymes are wack, he wishes he was black
You said chrises game was wack
you said it was silly, you said it was gay, then why must you play? Sounds like me, you are the same way. Ill school you any day, rhyming or rappin, your jawls are just flappin , all I hear is jibberish, you cant rap, so go fuck a fish....

lol this is fun

-Brandon aka 95eclipse302 or switch(and no dont say bitch and switch)

Originally posted by 95Eclipse302
Roman aint nothing but a ho man He is goin no where in life and His rhymes are wack, he wishes he was black You said chrises game was wack you said it was silly, you said it was gay, then why must you play? Sounds like me, you are the same way. Ill school you any day, rhyming or rappin, your jawls are just flappin , all I hear is jibberish, you cant rap, so go fuck a fish.... lol this is fun -Brandon aka 95eclipse302 or switch(and no dont say bitch and switch)

WOW.....

Brandon just landed and got stranded in the sand
The burns he's gonna feel will come from my unmerciless hands
he said my "jawls" were flappin and I was rappin silly words
but this is the internet, I didn't know anything could be heard :shrug

Fuck a fish, now thats jibberish, and something I dont want to see
take the weak shit back to school switch, you cant really fuck with me
My shits wack and I wish I was black but don't act like you can rap
this game is gay but I'll still play so I can say you just got smacked

(this isn't gay, but I said it, so now I'm stuck with it, lol.)

OH SNAP!!!

pwn3d...lol That was killer Roman