I know we all have never been punched in the face. Okay, let's come back to the real world, leave your pride at the door.

I was in 7th or 8th grade. Just got done with a game of basketball in not the nicest part of town. Me and 3 friends won a game against the 'home team'. They had beef. Seemingly squashed, nothing going on. So we start walking back to my friend's place. My back is turned, doesn't matter. Some dude runs up.

PUNCHED IN THE FACE.

Stars? Is that you? :D

Last summer i was out fishing with 2 of my friends, we were in my moms boat, 13' off set console w/ a 40hp, we were haulen ass through an inlet and jumping waves. My one friend was in the front bitching about how rough it was so I went even faster becuase he was bitching. So me and my other friend are in the back laughing our asses off watching him flop around the front. We hit this one wave and he used the force to jump to the back of the boat and his fist connected with my face(in mid air)... it was pretty funny.

Last time I got hit in the face was awhile back, but last fight was over some girl, the guy got mad and started shit with me. I hit him first(never not threw the 1st punch) and then he popped me good. I hit him back with to right jabs lol then i got him on the ground and held him and said are you done, that was the end of the fight, 3 hits...

At a party last fall one of my buddies was trying to show me some of his fightin moves (while he was drunk). He ended up hitting me in the face pretty good, but I had enough alcohol to not realize it at the time. Until the next morning when my face hurt like hell. That's the best I've got :shrug

16, at a party with my sister I shouldnt have been at. I very vaguely remember stumbling out the front door of the party, waking up in my bed, then waking up in the hospital. Beer bottles hurt.



Oh and the reason I got hit in the face (baseball bat style)with a beer bottle? My sisters boyfriend saw me talking to my sister, didnt know she had a brother, and thought I was trying to pick up on her.


See why I hate "thugs" ?

Sorry to tell you guys. Never been punched in the face. I'm that guy that lets you all fight and then I steal your girlfriends' when you aren't looking. :P

Originally posted by Malenko
Beer bottles hurt.

Yes they do. I work security at an afterhours club that is all thugs all the time. I was trying to break up a fight, and had one guy against the wall with my forearm in his throat, and his buddy hit me in the back of the head with a beer bottle. It didn't break, but it stunned me for about half a second. I stood back up from a crouch(I almost passed out) and said "Where the Fuck is he!" Then proceeded to go stomp his ass. Left a knot about the size of a softball sticking off my head.

My hit in the face story: I was 16 at a bowling alley when someone said the name on the back of my shirt, I turned around and said what. Then they tried to get all smart assed about it. I took one quick look at my friends, turned around back to the dumbasses as I was standing up, and said Fuck you. Then they all got up, and of course the biggest one said let's take this shit outside, so I started walking. Almost outside, I hear someone scream my name. I start to turn, and before I could this guy had ran and hit me right square in the head. Damn near knocked me down and surprised the shit out of me. I yelled out "What the fuck!!" Then I saw him right beside me still trying to get his balance from running and hitting me. So I put everything I had into my swing, connected, and he was out cold. Then his buddy kicked me in the head, and by the time I turned around to hit him, he was already in the air being slammed by one of my friends. They ended up getting arrested because they were 23 and 25 and we were only 16. Must suck to lose a fight and get arrested, lol.

got in a fight with my brother, i headbutted him, he blacked out. As he came to, i had my back to him. he tapped my shoulder, i turned around and he punched me in the mouth. i had braces at the time. it tore my lip in half. me not realizing the extent of my injuries, i proceed to beat his face until he got knocked out. the whole time thinking, "sweet, i drew blood!" but it was all mine

I was 16 1/2 and just got my license. A kid ran up on me from behind thinking I was my brother and as I caught a glimpse of him and started to turn around, he whacked me in the side of the face with a full beer bottle not even opened. The bottle didn't break, but my cheekbone did. I didn't even know he hit me cause a bunch of nerves were severed.
I looked at him kind of confused and he ran off. I never lost my balance, or even dropped my cigarette. I kind of shrugged and started walking towards my car and I tried to take a drag off my cigarette and realized I couldn't. I felt the side of my face and it was all "mushy". Not good.
2 surgeries later and it's somewhat back to normal. The orbital rim under my right eye still feels jagged if you touch it. Cheekbone is also a little sunken in but not that noticeable.

Well I have a few stories that relate here, but the Last time I was punched in the face I was still in high school. I was still on crutches after a knee sergery, and I was waiting in the car for a friend of mine at a party. A "thug" walks up twards my car and starts talking s through my window like why are you here...etc. Next thing I know I'm telling him to cool out I'm just waiting for my friend, then he threw a punch. It was a little dark outside so I only caught the tail end of the punching motion out of the corner of my eye and wham he hit me right at the bridge of my nose, so mostly my forehed. Appearently he had given it all he had because he took a little step back as he was off balence after throwing it. So I'm sitting here behind the wheel of my car looking at him and looking at my crutches, then I looked at my knee and I started laughing out loud. He didn't like this very muchand started jawing again, but from a distance after the stumble. So I opened the door and got my crutches out and started to get out of the car. I'm a big guy and I'm laughing after he punched me as hard as he could, plus I'm getting out of the car even though I'm on crutches. I think that was this dudes feer factor because he started backing up. So I said to the kid "Thanks that's the first time my sinuses havd cleared out in 2 years, I dare you to do it again!" and I started hobbleing twards him. As he is backing up and saying he is sorry, my friend came out of the party and wanted to know what was going on. When I told him he started yelling at the guy, who he knew, and slaped him around a bit then made him appologise to me. I told him it was not accepted and if I ever saw him when i was not on crutches I would kill him. Never seen him again... Damn that was pretty long.. sorry

Hahah! Awsome Thread!

I was sucker punched in the face in Middle school. Some kid overheard a conversation I was having with someone, I tell him to stfu and piss off. Couple hours later I have another class with him, two thugs are trying to get him fired up to fight me cause they think it's funny. I brush it off, whatever. Bell rings, I walk out of class, PUNCHED IN FACE! Woah. So i proceed to beat the piss out of the kid. Gave him two black eyes, a bloody nose and a broken finger. I had a couple small marks on my face too but I remember him being pretty bad. This kid was just butthurt cause I was jammin his step sister. Man, I miss grade school.

hmmm, i remember one time at band camp i got mad at this kid and kicked him square in the nuts.

Originally posted by Malenko
16, at a party with my sister I shouldnt have been at. I very vaguely remember stumbling out the front door of the party, waking up in my bed, then waking up in the hospital. Beer bottles hurt. Oh and the reason I got hit in the face (baseball bat style)with a beer bottle? My sisters boyfriend saw me talking to my sister, didnt know she had a brother, and thought I was trying to pick up on her. See why I hate "thugs" ?

That sucks. People are stupid. I have never been hit in the face. Only really been in one fight but it was basically me just getting some kid to the ground and kicking him. I'm a skinny motherf*cker but I played soccer and ran track so I was good at kicking stuff.

never been punched in the face, but just about everywhere else. I group in the ghetto part of my city so there were always mass hoodlums abound. I remember in junior high walking out to the basketball courts, and then seeing a fist flying into my stomach out of nowhere. Gee Thanks!!! I didn't fight back on that one b/c I would have found a bullet in my chest sometime later (never started anything with the gangbangers, just went on my way.) Everyone else was fair game. I remember when one hoodlum was pushing a girl around on the bus. I went up to him, grabbed him by the collar, punched him and threw him into the seat. Ha ha it was cool b/c the whole bus cheered me on.

most of the fighting went on between my brother and I though. but he used to use his nails-dayam it hurt. I just got tired of dealing with that LOL

Punched in the face to many times to count but this is the best one. Well a long story short, I got in a fight over a girl(of course)After a few rounds of getting his ass beat the guy walked outside the house and I watched him out a window as he walked around the corner of the house towards my car. I figured he was going to fuck up my car and I was'nt gonna let that happen. So I walked out the front door and WHAM, shovel to the forehead. It knocked me on my ass immedatly and I sat there for a second stunned. I then proceeded to beat him harder than I have ever beat someone. He ended up with 4 broken ribs, a concusion, his scalp ripped open in 2 spots, a broken nose and various cuts and bruises. I ended up with one huge bump on my forehead and aching arms.

15 or so. Some Mexican kid was running his fucking mouth so I gave him the bird. I little while later him and a few of his -edited for bullox approval- buddies found me alone and kicked the shit outta me.

Originally posted by slowmitsu
15 or so. Some Mexican kid was running his fucking mouth so I gave him the bird. I little while later him and a few of his wetback spawned buddies found me alone and kicked the shit outta me.

sweet, a racist piece of shit. Just what we needed here.

edit:
regarding your edit:

Does it matter that he was Mexican? If he was running his mouth and he was white, would you still have been a tough guy and whipped him the bird? (ooh damn, bet that scared the shit out of him)

Funny thing was that I had actually met his parents (I was raised bilingual) and they were seasonal workers.

Edited for your viewing pleasure. *shrug*

Originally posted by bullox
If he was running his mouth and he was white, would you still have been a tough guy and whipped him the bird? (ooh damn, bet that scared the shit out of him)

Probably. I have a fairly short temper.

dont have a "punch" or "kick" in the mouth story but i do have a funny one.....


I was working doing construction, i was a kid at the time so i did all the "Humping" of the wood to the top of ladders ect...well we had a new kid working with us and he picked up a 2x12 8 feet long and proceeded to carry this long board acrost this customers lawn. I then follow him and as we get id say mid way acrost the i neal down to tie my boot stand up and the forman calls this kids name, being the fuckin genius he is he spun WITH the board atched to his shoulder spiniung like a helocopter i guess you could say and smaked me with the board, knocking me unconcious and waking inthe hospital with 20 stiches acrost the top of my head.....

ouch.

The last time i was punched in the face...

i was drunk.

In a bar.

Imagine that.

Myself and a friend had been there several hours, we were well on out way to Tucker Max drunk. I said something snide to him to piss him off. it worked.

He punched me in the face.

I punched him in the face for punching me in the face.

Then we ordered shots and laughed about it.

1. Last week of 12th Grade
2. Guy half my size, that EVERYONE picked on
3. I said something
4. Wham!! PUNCHED IN THE FACE!!!
5. I told him I deserved it (lol)
He started telling evryone that he kicked my ass, so naturally I had to rough him up a little. lol