What are some of the craziest cop stories you guys have to tell or have heard? Or what about some of your sweetest outruns from authority made by you or someone you know? Personally I dont have the power to be able to outrun them, my car aint that fast yet!

One day when I was going to school my senior year I was running late and going 75 in a 50, it was raning too, and I passed a cop, looked in the rear view and he started to brake and turn around, I immedatly slammed on the brakes and turned down a road on my right and turned right into the first drive way that I could find, then parked out of the view of the road. Waited 10 min, and then I went to school.

I was in my car and a friend of mine was riding his bike. He decided to haul ass the rest of the way to his house and once he was about 100yards infront of me I saw a cop pull out of a dealership and go after him. I asked him about it the next day and he never even saw the cop...

My only real type of cop incident was while driving my 1995 ford bronco (5.8 L 351 bitches lol, piece of shit though) and i was mudding with a buddy of mine in a construction zone, when all of the sudden a cop drives by, mind you this was at about 1230 A.M. so we figured nothing would happen, and we see the cop flip on the cherries, and easily he pulls into the area we are. Being as my truck had a good 85 pounds of mud on it, we figured hed never be able to tell what we were in, and with mud over the plates... well i am sure you know what youd do. We shittied away from him, and continue to haul some ass out of the zone, hitting wooden stakes or basically whatever was in our way all the way out. We got out of the area, and quickly found a place to hide while everything cooled down, so we went to the dentist office about a mile and a half away, turned the lights off, and sat in the darkest corner of the place. Sure enough, the cop comes flyin by, not even seeing us whatsoever. I drop off my buddy, go home, park the bronco, sleep, wake up to take the truck to get a wash, and sure enough i start it up.. put it in drive, and the speedo rockets up to 70 MPH, everything just grinding in the tranny, and she dont move. She sits in my driveway undrivable til this day. Ahh... Karma.

My only real type of cop incident was while driving my 1995 ford bronco (5.8 L 351 bitches lol, piece of shit though) and i was mudding with a buddy of mine in a construction zone, when all of the sudden a cop drives by, mind you this was at about 1230 A.M. so we figured nothing would happen, and we see the cop flip on the cherries, and easily he pulls into the area we are. Being as my truck had a good 85 pounds of mud on it, we figured hed never be able to tell what we were in, and with mud over the plates... well i am sure you know what youd do. We shittied away from him, and continue to haul some ass out of the zone, hitting wooden stakes or basically whatever was in our way all the way out. We got out of the area, and quickly found a place to hide while everything cooled down, so we went to the dentist office about a mile and a half away, turned the lights off, and sat in the darkest corner of the place. Sure enough, the cop comes flyin by, not even seeing us whatsoever. I drop off my buddy, go home, park the bronco, sleep, wake up to take the truck to get a wash, and sure enough i start it up.. put it in drive, and the speedo rockets up to 70 MPH, everything just grinding in the tranny, and she dont move. She sits in my driveway undrivable til this day. Ahh... Karma.

This one time I was going over the speed limit and the cop pulled me over. I got a ticket.

Originally posted by bullox
This one time I was going over the speed limit and the cop pulled me over. I got a ticket.

lol.

Mudding. That sounds white trash for some reason. YEEHAAAAAAA

Originally posted by jsupetran
Mudding. That sounds white trash for some reason. YEEHAAAAAAA

Hey come on now. I think just about anyone anywhere can go mudding as long as they have a 4WD vehicle. Hell a buddy of mine (QC DSM TSi) used to go mudding all the time in his Geo Tracker. BTW mudding is fun as hell.

One of the nicest things about mudding is when some rookie cop in his patrol car decides he's going to come after you and pulls 6 feet out into the mud then drops to the bottom like a rock. The only thing to do then is drive by and wave as he struggles to sink it deepr and deeper, sometimes I miss the Jeep.

No grandiose tales of outrunning the law, but one time I was being a general ass cutting people off on the freeway and dropped in behind a CHP officer accidentaly. I merged, he merged. I wouldn't let him in front of me, so he points to the on-ramp with intent, I flip on my blinker and merge over a little, he get's off thinking I'll follow him and then at the last second I pulled back out onto the freeway and drove off. He looked real pissed as I passed him by.