And because sadly I find more answers through my car forum websites than I do through googling, I am posting another question.

Trying to find a badass wedding cake topper for my wedding. My original idea was to have a mean looking knight/paladin (because I am basically one in real life) saving a damsel in distress or something to this effect. But I can't seem to find one ><. Some of my friends suggested building my own, which wouldn't be hard, I have done table top gaming so making basis and having them look nice is easy. My problem is miniatures are to small, and for toys/action figures they seem to be to disproportionate from the guy to girl, or way to cartoony. Anyone have any ideas?

It's not what you're looking for, but we bought one of these for ours:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/23331148/robot-bride-and-groom-wedding-cake

Etsy has some cool shit, search around there.

here's one cartooney and gay:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/47329735/custom-wedding-cake-topper-knight

Alright thanks, will search around there some!

8" Dildo.....with a condom on it.

Originally posted by bullettdsm
8" Dildo.....with a condom on it.

Safety first!