Found this one in my mail box today. WTF... Silly Nigerians
Feel free to spam the shit out of this one.


From:
"SunTrust" <online@suntrust.com>
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Dear SunTrust Bank Valued Member,

We are very sorry to inform you that during recent investigations, we have
discovered that your bank account contains invalid or erroneous information.
Due to this error, several limitations have been applied.

We have a number of safety measures in place to help protect you, including
industry-standard technologies on our Web site and teams dedicated to fighting
fraud and identity theft. You can depend on us to safeguard your personal and
financial information.

Until the problem is solved your account will remain inactive, meaning you cannot
withdraw nor make any deposits.

Your Personal Security ID: ST-996-4771-664

Because SunTrust Bank always strives to satisfy it's customers, maintains the
best services on the market and provides quality financial products, we need
you to spare two minutes of your time and DOWNLOAD AND OPEN the attached form
we have sent you, in order to correct these minor mistakes and reactivate your
account immediately.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Best regards,
SunTrust Bank Security Department.

Here's how you answer.

I will gladly download your attachment as soon as you send a party of hookers with blow to my address that you should have on file.

Thank you.

i like that response eric

Originally posted by RoninEclipse2G
I will gladly download your attachment as soon as you send a party of hookers with blow to my address that you should have on file. Thank you.

Priceless

Originally posted by whtclipse98

Originally posted by RoninEclipse2G I will gladly download your attachment as soon as you send a party of hookers with blow to my address that you should have on file. Thank you.

Priceless

"We will send hookers with blow through a local pimp in our service. However, we have sent you five extra kilos of blow so that you may send it to another pimp in another part of the world that will somehow be involved in a plane crash tomorrow that happened two years ago. Please send extra blow via Western Union." ... and so begins the Nigerian Blow Scam. And you you'll find out it was baking soda, but only after you lose your house, your car, and your left testicle. :P I wonder how many people still fall for that crap?

Originally posted by electrohead

Originally posted by whtclipse98

Originally posted by RoninEclipse2G I will gladly download your attachment as soon as you send a party of hookers with blow to my address that you should have on file. Thank you.

Priceless

"We will send hookers with blow through a local pimp in our service. However, we have sent you five extra kilos of blow so that you may send it to another pimp in another part of the world that will somehow be involved in a plane crash tomorrow that happened two years ago. Please send extra blow via Western Union." ... and so begins the Nigerian Blow Scam. And you you'll find out it was baking soda, but only after you lose your house, your car, and your left testicle. :P I wonder how many people still fall for that crap?

I personally know someone that fell for a scam of this type. Person said they were needing their cashiers check's cashed so they could get back to the united states. The person scamming sat and had conversations with the person I know. Long story short this person "cashed" them and sent out the money same day. A few days later gets a call and this persons bank account is overdrawn by over 3 grand. Needless to say this person spent months trying to fix the account and just about got fraud charges themselves. The FBI got involved and said the Nigerian government would not cooperate with them to bring these scammers to justice and that its been a HUGE problem.

Originally posted by electrohead

Originally posted by whtclipse98

Originally posted by RoninEclipse2G I will gladly download your attachment as soon as you send a party of hookers with blow to my address that you should have on file. Thank you.

Priceless

"We will send hookers with blow through a local pimp in our service. However, we have sent you five extra kilos of blow so that you may send it to another pimp in another part of the world that will somehow be involved in a plane crash tomorrow that happened two years ago. Please send extra blow via Western Union." ... and so begins the Nigerian Blow Scam. And you you'll find out it was baking soda, but only after you lose your house, your car, and your left testicle. :P I wonder how many people still fall for that crap?

MRLOCALPIMP???

Originally posted by djtrickee
MRLOCALPIMP???

You're secretly wishing he shows up. :P

Originally posted by Uberingram

Originally posted by djtrickee
MRLOCALPIMP???

You're secretly wishing he shows up. :P

You know I am...

Not Nigerian scam. Notice the language used and the sentence structure. That was written by someone who knows the english language.

Of course the could have hired someone to write it........

Originally posted by bullettdsm
Not Nigerian scam. Notice the language used and the sentence structure. That was written by someone who knows the english language. Of course the could have hired someone to write it........

Most of the Nigerian scams seem to use proper English. So maybe its someone not native to that country over there scamming because they know the Nigerian government will not go after them.

The term Nigerian Scam actually refers to the country most often having money sent to, as well as the location of most supposed airline crashes. I read up on a little about this, and the scam started with people actually claiming to be a friend of someone who was involved in an airline crash, after they sent money for whatever product or service. They would ask for the victims to send the money that was sent to them to help pay for hospital bills, and would reassure the victims that they would send more money once everything would get better. After that, the scam would grow into other stories, some convincing and others just plain retarded. This scam has people all over the world working together ripping people off. I believe they make several billion dollars a year screwing people out of money. Some people only lose five or six thousand, and others lose a couple thousand dollars, eventually losing their homes.