stole this idea from another forum but it had some interesting stuff so i thought itd be cool to see the kinda things you all say. ill start it off....

have you ever sharted?

Yes, Have you ever passed gas in the middle of "relations"?

No however I did immediately after. Have you ever cried in front of another dude?

No i havent, have you ever slipped out the word "Cute" in front of your buddies?

yes, but i was referring to something that my girlfriend had said. have you ever been caught wacking the weasel?

Almost! when i was about 13. Have you ever walked in on your parents?

NO. Have you ever watched a chick flick by yourself?

All the time, have you ever farted while having sex0r?

wasnt that question already asked?? Have you ever grabbed your grandma's panties and sniffed them thinking they were your girlfriends?

I'm retahded. Hell no. Have you ever forgot to flush the toilet with poopies still afloat?

once....accidentally....totally not on purpose, have you ever shouted one of your ex-es names during sex?

came close but no, i didnt do it. Have you ever messed around with your girlfriends best friend?

nope, have you ever bought a hooker?

nope, have you ever wiped your ass with someone elses toothbrush?

WTF? No. Have you ever gotten a boner in class and got called up to the front of the class with it?

several times (use the hand in pocket concealment method), have you kissed a dude while under the influence?

Originally posted by slooow
several times (use the hand in pocket concealment method), have you kissed a dude while under the influence?

Have you ever wondered why only the same 3 people keep answering this thread? lmao... kinda missed the point methinketh. Ah memories of the olden days pitzors.

Originally posted by djtrickee

Originally posted by slooow several times (use the hand in pocket concealment method), have you kissed a dude while under the influence?

Have you ever wondered why only the same 3 people keep answering this thread? lmao... kinda missed the point methinketh. Ah memories of the olden days pitzors.

I'll ignore DJ's post and continue adding to the number of posters...

No.

My roommate suggested this (I'm assuming it's a yes for him):

Have you ever sniffed your friend's mother's panties for fun?

Originally posted by 95_ESi_Person
Have you ever sniffed your friend's mother's panties for fun?

That's just sick dude.

Sick.

:P

Nope, not a panty sniffer. Have you ever had a random sock fall out of your pantleg in public?

Yes, I didn't think any socks were in my pants!

Have you ever walked out of your room to see your roommate trying to get it on with a girl in the living room? (instead of his own room?)

Nah, Have you ever dreamed or day dreamed about your best friends girlfriend?

no, Have you ever picked up an illegal imagrant from a hardwear store and brough him home, and paid him to choke you while you touch your self?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
no, Have you ever picked up an illegal imagrant from a hardwear store and brough him home, and paid him to choke you while you touch your self?

^^^You took that from Family Guy and No

Have you ever donkey punched someone?

Yes, my little brother. Have you ever boinked in the 2g while driving down the interstate?

Are you completely aware of what a donkey punch pertains to?

Have you ever called out a guys name during sex just to see the look on her face? (it was priceless by the way)

Originally posted by Keith2172
Are you completely aware of what a donkey punch pertains to? Have you ever called out a guys name during sex just to see the look on her face? (it was priceless by the way)

lmao, nope.

have you ever performed the spiderman to anyone?

(spiderman=while in the act of buttsexz with a woman, pull out, splooge in hand and tell her to turn her head around. when she does, websling her)

Haha, nope, gotta try that.

Have you ever pulled the houdini?(Doggystyle, you spit on her back so she thinks your finished, then when she turns around, you blast her in the face with your load...The Houdini.)

Nope, must remember it next time, though. Have you ever had sex with your childhood friend's mom?

lol i was wondering if anyone one watched enough family to get that

no, have you ever passed someone and put a deer between you and the other car.

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
lol i was wondering if anyone one watched enough family to get that no, have you ever passed someone and put a deer between you and the other car.

what the hell does that mean?

Originally posted by totaleklipse97

Originally posted by youkickedmydog lol i was wondering if anyone one watched enough family to get that no, have you ever passed someone and put a deer between you and the other car.

what the hell does that mean?

I was wondering if anyone watched enough family guy to catch that one, and some one did, i thouhg it was funny. Then I answered the question above me with a no, and asked another questions

Have you ever passed someone and had a deer go between you and the other car while you were passing them?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
Have you ever passed someone and had a deer go between you and the other car while you were passing them?

No. Have you ever had sex with a good friend's sister, and lied about it?

Originally posted by DarkOne

No. Have you ever had sex with a good friend's sister, and lied about it?

no, have u ever had sex with dino's sister?

Originally posted by totaleklipse97

Originally posted by DarkOne

No. Have you ever had sex with a good friend's sister, and lied about it?

no, have u ever had sex with dino's sister?

No, have you ever drawn on a friend that was passed out drunk with a permanent marker?

Originally posted by sd_eclipse
have you ever drawn on a friend that was passed out drunk with a permanent marker?

Yes. Have you ever been drawn on with a permanent marker while passed out drunk?

Where...nm

Have you ever been made out ON?
(Like furniture, I was really stoned at the time)

Originally posted by DarkOne

Originally posted by sd_eclipse have you ever drawn on a friend that was passed out drunk with a permanent marker?

Yes. Have you ever been drawn on with a permanent marker while passed out drunk?

no, have you ever fucked my mom?

no, have you ever gotten your "Red Wings"

Nope! have you ever done a mother/ and daughter at the same time?

nope, Have you ever been with 3 chicks at once

Originally posted by Superman
nope, Have you ever been with 3 chicks at once

If watching counts, i had three chicks going at it on my bed once, but they wouldn't let me play.

I'll repeat one that's been skipped from above: Ever gotten your red wings?

aye capn' Not that bad really, I don't know what the fuss is over :shrug

you ever done the nasty in your girlfriends backyard, 30ft from where her dad is watching Jeapordy?

Originally posted by Keith2172
aye capn' Not that bad really, I don't know what the fuss is over :shrug you ever done the nasty in your girlfriends backyard, 30ft from where her dad is watching Jeapordy?

No, but I did it downstairs on her dad's couch while he was upstairs watching football, getting drunk, knowing exactly what was going on downstairs

Have you ever slept with a woman more then twice your own age?

Originally posted by BumpinTalon
Have you ever slept with a woman more then twice your own age?

Almost, 21/38. Have you ever had road head while sitting a stop light, with people on both sides watching, even after the light turned green?

No, but it did highly amuse a trucker on the I-10 between Houston and Baton Rouge.

I got nothin. next.

Have you ever banged you g/f hard enough in her college dorm that the whole dorm heard you and started pounding on your door/wall?

no but in her bunkbed the roomie her us and so did her other roomies.

have u ever fucked a random chick *inside of the bar?

no

have you ever gotten road head from the DRIVER (don't recommend it, unless you're stopped, I was on the phone with my friend at the time then she goes at it, I had to smack her to tell her the light turned green)

Originally posted by BlackMagic
no have you ever gotten road head from the DRIVER (don't recommend it, unless you're stopped, I was on the phone with my friend at the time then she goes at it, I had to smack her to tell her the light turned green)

yes, have you ever successfully administered the Shocker?

Originally posted by BlackMagic
no

No. Have you ever fucked a hole in a cactus?

...no, have you ever asked a random chick if she wanted to go "pitch some woo"?

Yes, Have you ever known the gentle embrace of a young farm animal?

NO
have you ever pulled out the "rusty sword" and made her clean it off LOL

lmao, no.

have you ever pulled the angry pirate? (while chick is giving you head, pull out, splooge in her eye, then kick her in the shin)

hahaha no

have you ever seen brokeback mountain

Originally posted by BlackMagic
hahaha no have you ever seen brokeback mountain

No, have you ever begged your girlfriend/wife to go see brokeback mountain?


Warning answering this question with a yes will result in an entire thread devoted to flaming your gay ass

no, have u ever had a girl flash, and play with her vaginal jewelry for you in the middle of a crowded bar?

edit: cause i have and it fucking rocked!! i was the envy of every guy there. :)

Originally posted by totaleklipse97
no, have u ever had a girl flash, and play with her vaginal jewelry for you in the middle of a crowded bar? edit: cause i have and it fucking rocked!! i was the envy of every guy there. :)

yes, have you ever slipped it in your girl in a hot tub with her parents 2 feet away?

close, does haveing her sister in the same tub count? Have you ever had sex in a public swimming pool with other people in it?

No, have you ever used the pick up line "hey I slipped my self a roofey(sp) 15 min ago... wanna go do something?"

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
No, have you ever used the pick up line "hey I slipped my self a roofey(sp) 15 min ago... wanna go do something?"

lol no, but i have used the one, "is your father a thief? cause he stole the stars out of the sky and put the sparkle in your eyes." lol.

have you ever commited a crime?

yes, bc that's really vague

have you ever relieved yourself on someone's personal property (not grass or a tree something like a car or chair)

yes i pissed on my friends hood because he bumped into me while i was peeing..

have you ever put something smelly in someone elses car under their seat?

Yep, a dead crow. Have you ever taken a shit in a hotel elevator?

no

Let me bring this to DSM related stuff
Have you ever had 2 people getting it on in the back seat of your 1G, while you were driving?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog Have you ever donkey punched someone?

Originally posted by WIDECLIPSE
Yes, my little brother.

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Originally posted by gramozeka
no Let me bring this to DSM related stuff Have you ever had 2 people getting it on in the back seat of your 1G, while you were driving?

Hell no. Have you ever ingested any bodily fluids other than tears or sweat?

no, have you ever drank 22 beers in less then 3 hours?

yes, it was a damn good night.

have you ever set a lit bag of shit on someones doorstep?

yes, have you ever shit so much that you cant believe that you actually ate that much food?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
yes, have you ever shit so much that you cant believe that you actually ate that much food?

Yes and the poop was so black it looked like a hole in the toilet.



You ever tuck your wang between your legs and freak out your girl?

Originally posted by Malenko

Originally posted by youkickedmydog yes, have you ever shit so much that you cant believe that you actually ate that much food?

Yes and the poop was so black it looked like a hole in the toilet. You ever tuck your wang between your legs and freak out your girl?

no, you ever have a gf that can eat herself out? (damn that was entertaining)

No, but I would have loved to have seen it. Have you ever sucked your own cock?

no, have you ever had a girl cry during sex?

yes, because i broke up with her in the middle of it. Have you ever picked a fight with a group of girl scouts?

no, you sick bastard

have you ever gone to jail

No, but very close. Have you ever had sex on a friends bed with 3 other people in the room?

lol what? It was dark and they were watching TV.

no, have you ever had a reward for your capture?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
no, have you ever had a reward for your capture?

No but my brother had an oustanding warrant one time he didnt' know about for moving violations.

Have you ever masturbated to the GOlden Girls?


Ewww I'm disgusted that that question even entered my mind.
Edit: btw I love this thread

no, have you ever masterbated to the gilmore girls?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
no, have you ever masterbated to the gilmore girls?

No, have you ever masterbated to hanson not knowing they weren't girls?

Not my fault, they really look like girls you fucker!

Have you ever lost control of your pants in public due to alchol (or general intoxication of any kind) ?

no, have you ever stolen a watermelon?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
no, have you ever stolen a watermelon?

No, but i have stolen a fishing rod from k-mart.

Have you ever Recieved and/or Given a RUSTY TROMBONE?

Originally posted by CustomGS

Originally posted by youkickedmydog no, have you ever stolen a watermelon?

No, but i have stolen a fishing rod from k-mart. Have you ever Recieved and/or Given a RUSTY TROMBONE?

YES, I purchased a rusty trombone, an actual trombone with rust on it...

Have you ever sipped wine from a shoe like they do in the movies?

Originally posted by CarbonFiberRST

Originally posted by CustomGS

Originally posted by youkickedmydog no, have you ever stolen a watermelon?

No, but i have stolen a fishing rod from k-mart. Have you ever Recieved and/or Given a RUSTY TROMBONE?

YES, I purchased a rusty trombone, an actual trombone with rust on it... Have you ever sipped wine from a shoe like they do in the movies?

trombones dont rust, theyre brass. they corrode. aka turn green

Fuck the rusty trombone, ever get a blumpken?

Originally posted by Keith2172
Fuck the rusty trombone, ever get a blumpken?

no, have you ever "acidently" stick it in the wrong hole?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog

Originally posted by Keith2172 Fuck the rusty trombone, ever get a blumpken?

no, have you ever "acidently" stick it in the wrong hole?

Close, but she was on top of things and got out of the way quick...

Has a hot chick ever caught you picking your nose?

Originally posted by SILVERNT

Originally posted by CarbonFiberRST

Originally posted by CustomGS

Originally posted by youkickedmydog no, have you ever stolen a watermelon?

No, but i have stolen a fishing rod from k-mart. Have you ever Recieved and/or Given a RUSTY TROMBONE?

YES, I purchased a rusty trombone, an actual trombone with rust on it... Have you ever sipped wine from a shoe like they do in the movies?

trombones dont rust, theyre brass. they corrode. aka turn green

I knew i should have been more specific, but looking at the definition of rust seen below i shouldn't have to be.

Inflected forms: rust·ed, rust·ing, rusts
Verb
intr. 1. To become corroded. 2. To deteriorate or degenerate through inactivity or neglect.

yes, I pick my nose infront of everyone, have you every been stabed?

By what? My friend stabbed me in the hand with a fork cause I tried to steal his bacon (he had been cutting weight all week), I still have the scar.

Have you ever rode something not meant to be ridden on, like a couch on roller skates or something?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
yes, I pick my nose infront of everyone, have you every been stabed?

Yes, in the calf, cause the F'er was already on the ground and desperate.

Have you ever farted in the Tub and tried to bite the bubble as it surfaced?

ps, For those of you wondering the definition of a "rusty trombone".
The girl (or guy for some of you) Gets on her knees behind you while your standing. She then proceeds to vibrate her lips onto your balloonknot while reaching around and obviously using a trombone like motion on your Junk. Your Leather cherio resembles a rusty mouthpeice, Hense rusty trombone.

no
have you ever farted in the middle of class while taking a test and the whole room hears it

yes and i admitted to it and did it again, and admitted it again.

have you ever not looked in the toilet after shitting?

Originally posted by kelvinb1
yes and i admitted to it and did it again, and admitted it again. have you ever not looked in the toilet after shitting?

Hell no i havent, you have to admire your work, especially when you know its either a monster, or a mess.

Have you ever shit one so big, you had blood on the tp?

no blood...yet

have you ever met a girl and in less then 24hrs time banged her?

yes and i thought to myself, "what the fuck was i thinking?" immediately after. she wasn't ugly, i just wouldn't have hit it had i not just had 22 beers.

Well it was more like met her one night, then the next time I saw her.. yeah. Probably being around her a total of 6 hours.. but it wasn't within a continuous 24 hours.

Have you ever had to crawl to the toilet cause your stomach hurt so much since your shit was so huge?

Lol nope.

Have you ever had such a nasty stomach ache, to the point where you got next to the toilet, and had to keep your legs crossed, or youd shit your pants, You have to wait it out before you can sit lol.

lol nope, have you ever had sex with an inanimate object

nope, have you ever seen a post about nothing get so long?

lol yes, i made one on this site that went over 100 replies as well. it was called "post something about the person above you." i can't believe this thread has gotten so big.

have you ever seen a woman's fake boob pop?

No, have you ever played with a prostectic(sp) boob, ment for surivors brest cancer?

This shit is trippin me out I gotta get involved...

No no prostetic boob for me

You ever humped a manikin(?) in the mall?

nope, have you ever grabbed ronald mcdonald by the balls? Not the real one, but a fake one that is sitting on a bench.

never done that but thought about it .. ever pissed on the seat at mcdonalds on purpose?

nope,
Have you ever pooped in a cardboard box?

no

Have you ever wiped your ass with maple leafs or equivalent?

Originally posted by gramozeka
no Have you ever wiped your ass with maple leafs or equivalent?

Does single ply count?

Have you ever said aloud "Wow, thats a pretty sick car..." Then it gets closer, come to find out, its a honda?:bash

Guilty, In my defense... it was at night, in a fog, and I was under the influence, and I was sitting in a back of a two door car with windows tinted to the darkness level of a black hole.

have you ever connected two wires with alligator clips to a 12v battery on one end and your nipples on the other?

yes, my boss dared me to do it, I will never do it again.

Have you ever though about railing the brains out of a close friend thats a girl. When I say close friend I mean like a sister thats not related but you have known her your whole life.

yes and i came close but decided against it.

have you ever stolen from walgreens?

No, tempted though, my ex g/f worked their and we needed rubbers.

Have you ever done something less constructive with your life on a friday night then sit on 2gnt.com?

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
No, tempted though, my ex g/f worked their and we needed rubbers. Have you ever done something less constructive with your life on a friday night then sit on 2gnt.com?

Yes, i'm currently sitting on 2gnt.com playing online poker and watching saving private ryan, on second thought i suppose that's multitasking so its more constructive

Have you ever not gone out somewhere just because you wanted to stay home and rub one out?

lol, no, thats dedication to the cause though.

Have you ever been shot?

yes, but only with paintball guns and very few times.

have you ever had a fart so big that it cracked your back? (blatantly stolen from the new larry the cable guy movie)

never cracked my back but done it so hard it hurt

have you ever drank enough that you passed out and woke up at a different location? (in my case i passed out next to a tree at a friends house and woke up on my couch with a huge gash on my back tree-1 kelvin-0)

Yes, It was the night before i got married. I was at my friends house one min, and wound up at my bro-in-law the next. I dont remember getting into the car, and going anywhere.

new years eve two years ago, i got as drunk as i have ever been at a party with a bunch of friends. anyway, i passed out at some point and woke up in my car with my best friend riding shotgun and had no idea how the hell i got there or where i was going at first. managed to make it home in one piece and proceeded to pass out the minute i stepped in the door, lol.

have you ever gotten caught wacking your weasel but just kept going?

Originally posted by injendsm
new years eve two years ago, i got as drunk as i have ever been at a party with a bunch of friends. anyway, i passed out at some point and woke up in my car with my best friend riding shotgun and had no idea how the hell i got there or where i was going at first. managed to make it home in one piece and proceeded to pass out the minute i stepped in the door, lol. have you ever gotten caught wacking your weasel but just kept going?

Was almost finished once, and someone knocked on the door middle of the night, so i went on for about 20 seconds or so before getting out of bed. lol.

Ever smoked weed in a public school portable's bathroom...during class? :)

no, have you ever walked up to your locker in high school and all of a sudden theirs blood on it?

kinda, a full coke can fell out of it once and landed on my foot that was in flip flops, followed by a lot of blood.
have you ever drank in class?

nope, but i've showed up drunk

have you ever gotten tired of a have you ever thread

Originally posted by BlackMagic
nope, but i've showed up drunk have you ever gotten tired of a have you ever thread

yes i am right now... has a moderater ever locked your "have you ever thread"?

only time will tell.

have you ever thought that a thread like this could get so long?

yes, we have nothing better to do
has your 2gnt door handle ever broke on a date?

no, but when I open the door I hit her dads car...

Have you ever got drunk and told you girl friend "bend over hunnie I am going to stick my thumb in you bum."

no ... i just do it... lololol

have u ever drank so much that just the sight of the toilet bowl the next day makes u puke?

No, I never got sick after the fact that I was drunk, Have you ever got so drunk that you got lost in a 7-11?

no, have you ever been gang banged in jail?

no but some here may have

you ever farted so hard you laughed?
ever laughed so hard you farted?

no, ever fart so hard a nugget fell out.

Bump! Hahaha! You thought it was gone for good! lol

Originally posted by youkickedmydog
no, ever fart so hard a nugget fell out.

Have you ever brought a post back from the dead?

Originally posted by Superman
No, but I would have loved to have seen it. Have you ever sucked your own cock?

No but my cousin broke his neck trying...how embaresing