tried posting this earlier but i guess the thread got deleted cause of the title.

Sunday Morning Sex


I will never hear church bells ringing again without
smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather
had just passed away,Katie went straight to her
grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother
and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while
we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice
and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding
and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still
be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

hahahaha that's great

Originally posted by BlackMagic
hahahaha that's great

ya until you have the picture of 2 old wrinkley people doing it while people are walking past to go to church!!

Originally posted by totaleklipse97

Originally posted by BlackMagic hahahaha that's great

ya until you have the picture of 2 old wrinkley people doing it while people are walking past to go to church!!

lol, that is the only downfall of the joke.