After work today at the autoshop, me and my boss pulled a little prank on my co-worker/good friend. I dont know what made us think of doing this but it was damn fun in the process. The more hits the box gets the funnier it will be, if someone bids on it please know its just a joke and the box isnt going anywhere. This is probably ebay abuse but whatever. Get some phony bids going, no bad feedback will be left.If anyone has any ideas to make this better - post up.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Scotts-Box-ASE-certified_W0QQitemZ4616694341QQcategoryZ35001QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Hope you find this funny too.

matt

"Bonus: Grease stain of Jesus' face on third droor from the bottom, hasn't been open in 10 years due to holy divinity."

That parts funny.

What the hell is a "droor"...

drawer.....hahahahaha. Intentional miss-spellings.

I bid a dollar
and am the current high bidder arite!!

omg dude, scott's gonnna freak!

Here's my favorite part:

Seller's payment instructions
I will accept one banquent TV dinner in exchange for one dollar paid. This means if you pay 50 dollars you give me 50 banquet TV dinners, no turkey-salisbury steak preferred(it tastes better). hungry man is good two. or cash. or bondo. but banquet Tv dinners are preferred. Thank you. Buyer must pay all shipping charges of banquet TV dinners and my box, rollcart, and creeper.

HAHAH pretty good.....I should show up on the day the auction ends with a frozen TV dinner as winning bidder!



I should get a picture of kaluga and post "incompentant grease monkey" for sale. All proceeds go to support Exileracing.com for supporting this choad.

We could put Dino on ebay as well.

Terry

Originally posted by Star Turbo Talon
HAHAH pretty good.....I should show up on the day the auction ends with a frozen TV dinner as winning bidder!

he really does like banquet TV dinners.

Holy crap, someone must want it worse than I do, I just bid it up to 15000. A peice like that is worth far more than 25k though, just for your info. Let the bidding wars begin.

Originally posted by Star Turbo Talon
We could put Dino on ebay as well.

no one would buy that.

That'd be funny if this goes all over the internet. Hey can we spread this to other forums but make sure to not say that it is a prank? Maybe the news will pick it up.

I dare someone to beat my bid. ;-)

its funny as hell, but whats funnier is when the auction ends and ebay wants thier % of the sale for thier fees. haaaaa.

Originally posted by Justin99RS
its funny as hell, but whats funnier is when the auction ends and ebay wants thier % of the sale for thier fees. haaaaa.

nooo way! this thing only costed 20 cents. Well I hope it only costed 20 cents. I cant believe its over 3/4 of a million dollars. Hahahaha. Im rich.

matt

Originally posted by 96rs-t
I dare someone to beat my bid. ;-)

DONE!!!!! i dare someone to beat MINE!!!!! MWWAAHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!! (im luv2jump)

Holy crap, 50k. There's a site dedicated to strange/funny auctions found on ebay, we should try and get this on there.

i posted it on another forum, and someone on that forum posted it on another so it's making it's rounds.

Originally posted by tim97rs

Originally posted by 96rs-t I dare someone to beat my bid. ;-)

DONE!!!!! i dare someone to beat MINE!!!!! MWWAAHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!! (im luv2jump)

lol

edit: oh - i'm winning.

800,000K.
I should buy stock in whoever makes Banquet dinners.

http://pages.ebay.com/help/sell/fees.html

Originally posted by 96rs-t

Originally posted by tim97rs

Originally posted by 96rs-t I dare someone to beat my bid. ;-)

DONE!!!!! i dare someone to beat MINE!!!!! MWWAAHHHHHAHAHAHAH!!! (im luv2jump)

lol edit: oh - i'm winning.

WHOSE WINNING NOW BIAAAAAAAAATCH!

MAX BID OF 1,999,999.99

lol, i just noticed my 1 million was outbidded!!

Sorry guys, I had to take her down. It was fun while it lasted. I seen the final ending fees and it scared the fuck outta me. But if someone really wants to see the owner of the infamous 1000000 box, stop on down to solid auto in summit,il. and bring some god damn TV dinners, you know what kind.

matt

Summit, i thought you were in Chicago? Shit i grew up in countryside, live in plainfield now. what day this week should a bring tv dinners? lol

Originally posted by Star Turbo Talon
Summit, i thought you were in Chicago? Shit i grew up in countryside, live in plainfield now. what day this week should a bring tv dinners? lol

yeah, i do live in chicago but the autoshop I work at is in Summit. The shop is on the West side of harlem(summit) and other side is the East side of Chicago. Harlem is the border right at the intersection of Archer Ave. Tuesday is good for the TV dinners. 1 o clock is lunch. lol.

...how bout that stouffers fettucini alfredo