For those in chat today, especially Haz, im fucked!

Look in the papers in the coming weeks to see if I go missing.

How about some cliff notes for the people who missed the convo?

Some fat chick has latched onto him like a starving Ethiopian and won't let go.

07:12:55 ‹DarkOne› Well, if you go missing, we'll know why. Crushed under a fat bitch.
10/28/2008 07:13:10 * teklein shudders.
10/28/2008 07:13:11 ‹hazardeclipse› check her her jowels
10/28/2008 07:13:15 ‹DarkOne› She's gonna get all Misery on you. break your ankles so you can't fun away, sit on your face so you can't breathe.
10/28/2008 07:13:37 * teklein just puked a little.
10/28/2008 07:14:12 * hazardeclipse quit (timeout)
10/28/2008 07:14:24 ‹DarkOne› Yeah. Fat, flabby labia engulfing your mouth and nose, cutting off your air. Bet she doesn't shave, either.
10/28/2008 07:15:12 ‹hazardeclipse› good news is if you are stuck in her jowels, you might find some food stuck in there you can eat to survive. like french fries you find under the seat of your car, except in her fat rolls
10/28/2008 07:16:09 ‹hazardeclipse› god damn dino, that was horrible.
10/28/2008 07:16:44 * Fallen4ng31 joins 2GNT_Chat
10/28/2008 07:16:54 ‹Fallen4ng31› Mornin.
10/28/2008 07:17:24 ‹Fallen4ng31› Jesus christ thats a bad picture to walk in to.

Hit that shit and bail! More cushion for the pushin! :D

Originally posted by xcasbonx
Hit that shit and bail! More cushion for the pushin! :D

If I did that I would NEVER be "alone" again. She would follow me everywhere.

Fucking alcohol.

Haz knows all about fat chicks. Remember the hotel chick at the Shoot Out? You got some lov'n didn't ya? :7

No i did not.

from 2gnt chat
13:28:34 ‹hazardeclipse› yea you and dino had serious beer goggles on that night
08/29/2008 13:28:39 ‹hazardeclipse› she really was THAT bad
08/29/2008 13:28:43 ‹Star_Turbo_Talon› you might be right Haz
08/29/2008 13:28:45 ‹DarkOne› I'd have fucked her.

LOL


I was hard to resist to urge to edit your post. :evilgrin

tell her your gay

Word gets out that Tim's the King of Internet Fisting and the freaks come out of the woodwork. Unfortunately, it's usually the freaks that don't give a fuck that show up first.

Dammn she sounds like a keeper. you should just buy her off with mcdonalds coupons and boxes of cap'n crunch or mountian dew or something.

damn tim

I told her she was acting to clingy, and she left me alone.

Until I got a text message:

"I hope everything is going well. I will pray for you."

So I think im good to go :P

Originally posted by teklein
"I hope everything is going well. I will pray for you."

Ah crap, she's got the power of The Lord on her side! My as well give in to her now.........

MB

Originally posted by shybuck
tell her your gay

Yeah, if there's one lesson I've learned in my life it's to always tell the truth. I'd listen to shybuck, Tim.

Originally posted by EvuLFleA

Originally posted by shybuck tell her your gay

Yeah, if there's one lesson I've learned in my life it's to always tell the truth. I'd listen to shybuck, Tim.

Asshole :P

Wow, I feel like I am the only girl in the room. You could just tell her I am your g/f and you are saving yourself for me. lol.

Originally posted by 97AllMtr
Wow, I feel like I am the only girl in the room. You could just tell her I am your g/f and you are saving yourself for me. lol.

Oh hell no. You may be crazy too.

I would have an e-stalker.

Last night she started again.

I think she MAY have gotten the picture.

Her: Why dont you talk to me?
Me: Im busy.
Her: I can tell, you wont talk to me.
Me: Because your clingy. Nothing personal though.
Her: Well ill let you go, I can tell your getting aggravated.
Me: Teeny bit.
Her: Heh.