hahah this will encourage my wife to think before she tells me things.

las night we went to get my daughter ice cream for her last day before school starts. well i gues it didnt sit right with my wife.
so she tells me we need to get home because she has "to go".
i turn to her and ask, "how badly? do i need to break speed limits?"
"no, im ok for now"
"ok", and continue crusing around.

a little bit later she taps me and sez, "you need to drive faster im gonna blow"
"how much time do i have?"
"10 . .9 . . "

now guys its important to always obey your wife and do what she tells you soooo.. .

i drop it to 4th and nail it, im down the on ramp at a good clip. im apexing corners and stringing turns together as i drop it to 3rd to take the ramp for the interstate. run it out to redline to shift to 4th.
she starts screaming
and i told her, "im just doing what you told me to!"
i get slapped

the best part . .

my 9 year old daughter slowly raises her hand and sez, "but i had fun dad"

hahahah

Haha, every day is an upset your spouse day for me. :-)

No spouse... so I'll just find some random female to piss off sometime today.

that's awesome foggy. my wife would be annoyed at me but I dont think she'd slap me for that.

i think the slap came mostly from when i told her, "what? your ass puckerd up didnt it? i probably bought you another 5 min before you really explode"

women have no sense of humor when they have to do unlady like things lol

AH! you didn't mention the whole pucker bit on your original post. I'd get slapped for that too